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C_U_Next_Tuesday · 04-20-2004, 04:00 AM

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side!

She turns to him, invitingly ... they kiss . and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After she has this intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?" The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

TheMob · 04-20-2004, 04:02 AM

Tania · 04-20-2004, 04:03 AM

of course they are

BiggleJones · 04-20-2004, 04:07 AM

true.

KraZ · 04-20-2004, 04:08 AM

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Originally posted by BiggleJones
true.

You mean this is a true story that happened to you? Post a pic with the TeddyBear that you got

coolandthegang · 04-20-2004, 04:11 AM

...Didn't met a chick that'd be worth a nice teddy bear prize lately..

Raf1 · 04-20-2004, 04:17 AM

I'm not, but I guess some are..

searching · 04-20-2004, 05:22 AM

most girls are whores all they deserve is a dick & a kick (to the head)

maxdaname · 04-20-2004, 06:25 AM

I didn't see that one coming!

Raven · 04-20-2004, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side!

She turns to him, invitingly ... they kiss . and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After she has this intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?" The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

Loved it........you going to the pajama party??

kelly · 04-20-2004, 06:30 AM

Too funny

Joesho · 04-20-2004, 07:15 AM

I am very sensitive...

LauraLee · 04-20-2004, 07:17 AM

baahahaha!!

Goose · 04-20-2004, 07:29 AM

word!

born4porn · 04-20-2004, 07:40 AM

fucking funny!

MarcyM25 · 04-20-2004, 07:59 AM

Haha nice!

ChewbaCreative · 04-20-2004, 08:57 AM

funny

axelcat · 04-20-2004, 09:00 AM

iFliPcEss · 04-20-2004, 09:03 AM

Nanda · 04-20-2004, 09:06 AM

I think they are all cold.

CDSmith · 04-20-2004, 09:08 AM

I used to have teddy bears in my headboard, lots of em. A bear, a pig, a fat little penguin, one of them coca cola polar bears with the coke bottle, etc. They made me look sensitive :D

I was too attached to them to give them away as prizes though.

Great joke.

WiredGuy · 04-20-2004, 09:30 AM

Lucy · 04-20-2004, 09:53 AM

very sensitive,

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 04-20-2004, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by Raven

Loved it........you going to the pajama party??

you bet your sweet hiney I am..

Raven · 04-20-2004, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

you bet your sweet hiney I am..

Very cool. Can't wait to see your pajama outfit!!!!

myjah · 04-20-2004, 10:22 AM

that's perfect...everyone should have that in their bedroom

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