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C_U_Next_Tuesday 04-20-2004 04:00 AM

Are Men Sensitive?
 
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side!

She turns to him, invitingly ... they kiss . and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After she has this intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?" The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."


:1orglaugh

TheMob 04-20-2004 04:02 AM

:)

Tania 04-20-2004 04:03 AM

of course they are :1orglaugh

BiggleJones 04-20-2004 04:07 AM

true.

KraZ 04-20-2004 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BiggleJones
true.
You mean this is a true story that happened to you? Post a pic with the TeddyBear that you got :winkwink:

<I wish people will read the post and not just the headline>

coolandthegang 04-20-2004 04:11 AM

...Didn't met a chick that'd be worth a nice teddy bear prize lately..:glugglug

Raf1 04-20-2004 04:17 AM

I'm not, but I guess some are..:glugglug

searching 04-20-2004 05:22 AM

most girls are whores all they deserve is a dick & a kick (to the head)

maxdaname 04-20-2004 06:25 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I didn't see that one coming!:thumbsup

Raven 04-20-2004 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side!

She turns to him, invitingly ... they kiss . and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After she has this intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?" The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."


:1orglaugh

Loved it........you going to the pajama party??

kelly 04-20-2004 06:30 AM

Too funny :1orglaugh

Joesho 04-20-2004 07:15 AM

:) I am very sensitive...

LauraLee 04-20-2004 07:17 AM

baahahaha!!

Goose 04-20-2004 07:29 AM

word!

born4porn 04-20-2004 07:40 AM

fucking funny! :1orglaugh

MarcyM25 04-20-2004 07:59 AM

Haha nice! :1orglaugh

ChewbaCreative 04-20-2004 08:57 AM

funny :)

axelcat 04-20-2004 09:00 AM

:1orglaugh

iFliPcEss 04-20-2004 09:03 AM

:1orglaugh :thumbsup :winkwink:

Nanda 04-20-2004 09:06 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I think they are all cold.

CDSmith 04-20-2004 09:08 AM

I used to have teddy bears in my headboard, lots of em. A bear, a pig, a fat little penguin, one of them coca cola polar bears with the coke bottle, etc. They made me look sensitive :D


I was too attached to them to give them away as prizes though.


Great joke. :thumbsup

WiredGuy 04-20-2004 09:30 AM

:1orglaugh

Lucy 04-20-2004 09:53 AM

very sensitive, :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

C_U_Next_Tuesday 04-20-2004 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven


Loved it........you going to the pajama party??

you bet your sweet hiney I am..:winkwink:

Raven 04-20-2004 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


you bet your sweet hiney I am..:winkwink:

Very cool. Can't wait to see your pajama outfit!!!!

myjah 04-20-2004 10:22 AM

that's perfect...everyone should have that in their bedroom


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