in the spirit of stupid questions... how much money to amputate your dick PERMANENTLY - GoFuckYourself.com

kush · 04-15-2004, 03:26 PM

Alright guys this is a serious question, let's hear some serious answers!

How much money would it take for you to have your dick amputated painlessly (at least in a physical sense), but permanently?

And no you can't go buy a new dick later on.
You would be dickless for life.

bluff · 04-15-2004, 03:27 PM

never

Rictor · 04-15-2004, 03:33 PM

Wouldn't really have anything to live for since everything I do for life, I do for sex.

I mean think about it...why do we want money? So we can fuck a better class of women.

StuartD · 04-15-2004, 03:35 PM

the only thing I'd be losing out on afterwards is all the excercise my right arm gets.

Jer · 04-15-2004, 03:37 PM

I wanna pee forever!

FreeOnes · 04-15-2004, 03:40 PM

this is a stupid question

Juke · 04-15-2004, 03:40 PM

Sigmund Freud would have said "No one would ever do that because everything we do in life is related with sex"

amen

DR_PHIL · 04-15-2004, 03:41 PM

Rictor · 04-15-2004, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Juke
Sigmund Freud would have said "No one would ever do that because everything we do in life is related with sex"

amen

Oh, there's definitely crazies that would do it. But no SANE person would.

llabtaem · 04-15-2004, 03:44 PM

Wouldn't matter is I'm 10 or 100. Never for any amount of money. Here is a scenario (Yet a sick on at that):

What if someone was holding a gun to a loved one's head and it was your decision whether they live or die. To live, you have to cut of your cylindrcal snake steak, otherwise *BANG* - DEAD.

kush · 04-15-2004, 03:45 PM

I'll bet at least 25% of men here on GFY have a price for losing their penis, but you'll see few admit it...

zzgundamnzz · 04-15-2004, 03:47 PM

42 Billion Dollars. Damn I'd be one rich tranny

Doctor Dre · 04-15-2004, 03:50 PM

Gimmie 50 millions and I'l do it

llabtaem · 04-15-2004, 03:53 PM

What good is all that money without a dick? Seriously. What will you do with the money? Buy a Ferrari? Big deal. We all know that the only reason that someone buys a Ferrari (Other than the performance aspect) is to get head turns, and with head turns comes chicks, and with chicks come sex. No sex drive, means no interest. You would probably end up fat, alone & playing Yahoo bingo for the rest of your life wishing you hadn't chopped off your one eyes wonder

Sappy · 04-15-2004, 03:55 PM

If I were really really old and essentially wasn't using it anymore, sure, I'd do it.

StuartD · 04-15-2004, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
42 Billion Dollars. Damn I'd be one rich tranny

I think you're very confused as to what a tranny is.

InsaneMidget · 04-15-2004, 03:57 PM

If I had kids I couldn't feed or a family I couldn't support and were close to being put on the street, then I would consider it, probably need nothing under 10 million, and thats at this extreme case.

nathan_f · 04-15-2004, 03:58 PM

One billion, and my dick gets disconnected.

lagwagon · 04-15-2004, 03:59 PM

im gonna have to say never on this one chief.

strobi · 04-15-2004, 04:25 PM

nope.. never...

NetRodent · 04-15-2004, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Juke
Sigmund Freud would have said "No one would ever do that because everything we do in life is related with sex"

amen

Transexuals do it all the time.

Vitasoy · 04-15-2004, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
42 Billion Dollars. Damn I'd be one rich tranny

You mean shemale?

twistyneck · 04-15-2004, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by llabtaem
Wouldn't matter is I'm 10 or 100. Never for any amount of money. Here is a scenario (Yet a sick on at that):

What if someone was holding a gun to a loved one's head and it was your decision whether they live or die. To live, you have to cut of your cylindrcal snake steak, otherwise *BANG* - DEAD.

They would have to die.

maxjohan · 04-15-2004, 04:50 PM

What about all the women that is dickless? They did amputate it for free!?

- maxjohan at eight.

wdsguy · 04-15-2004, 05:02 PM

10 billion

Marcus Aurelius · 04-15-2004, 05:08 PM

$100,000,000,000 yes thats right for 100 billion dollars somebody could make me look like a fucking ken doll and I could care less. Hell I might even do it for 50 billion but not a penny less..

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kush Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,382	in the spirit of stupid questions... how much money to amputate your dick PERMANENTLY Alright guys this is a serious question, let's hear some serious answers! How much money would it take for you to have your dick amputated painlessly (at least in a physical sense), but permanently? And no you can't go buy a new dick later on. You would be dickless for life.

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Wouldn't really have anything to live for since everything I do for life, I do for sex. I mean think about it...why do we want money? So we can fuck a better class of women.

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Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	I wanna pee forever!

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llabtaem Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 969	Wouldn't matter is I'm 10 or 100. Never for any amount of money. Here is a scenario (Yet a sick on at that): What if someone was holding a gun to a loved one's head and it was your decision whether they live or die. To live, you have to cut of your cylindrcal snake steak, otherwise BANG - DEAD.

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kush Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,382	I'll bet at least 25% of men here on GFY have a price for losing their penis, but you'll see few admit it...

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llabtaem Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 969	What good is all that money without a dick? Seriously. What will you do with the money? Buy a Ferrari? Big deal. We all know that the only reason that someone buys a Ferrari (Other than the performance aspect) is to get head turns, and with head turns comes chicks, and with chicks come sex. No sex drive, means no interest. You would probably end up fat, alone & playing Yahoo bingo for the rest of your life wishing you hadn't chopped off your one eyes wonder

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Sappy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 460	If I were really really old and essentially wasn't using it anymore, sure, I'd do it.

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InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	If I had kids I couldn't feed or a family I couldn't support and were close to being put on the street, then I would consider it, probably need nothing under 10 million, and thats at this extreme case.

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nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	One billion, and my dick gets disconnected.

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lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	im gonna have to say never on this one chief. __________________ FTVGirls - FTVMilfs - DanielleFTV

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strobi Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Belgium Posts: 7,383	nope.. never...

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maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	What about all the women that is dickless? They did amputate it for free!? - maxjohan at eight. __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	10 billion

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	$100,000,000,000 yes thats right for 100 billion dollars somebody could make me look like a fucking ken doll and I could care less. Hell I might even do it for 50 billion but not a penny less..