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kush 04-15-2004 03:26 PM

in the spirit of stupid questions... how much money to amputate your dick PERMANENTLY
 
Alright guys this is a serious question, let's hear some serious answers!

How much money would it take for you to have your dick amputated painlessly (at least in a physical sense), but permanently?

And no you can't go buy a new dick later on.
You would be dickless for life.

bluff 04-15-2004 03:27 PM

never

Rictor 04-15-2004 03:33 PM

Wouldn't really have anything to live for since everything I do for life, I do for sex.

I mean think about it...why do we want money? So we can fuck a better class of women.

StuartD 04-15-2004 03:35 PM

the only thing I'd be losing out on afterwards is all the excercise my right arm gets.

Jer 04-15-2004 03:37 PM

I wanna pee forever!

FreeOnes 04-15-2004 03:40 PM

this is a stupid question :1orglaugh

Juke 04-15-2004 03:40 PM

Sigmund Freud would have said "No one would ever do that because everything we do in life is related with sex"

amen

DR_PHIL 04-15-2004 03:41 PM

:glugglug

Rictor 04-15-2004 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Juke
Sigmund Freud would have said "No one would ever do that because everything we do in life is related with sex"

amen

Oh, there's definitely crazies that would do it. But no SANE person would.

llabtaem 04-15-2004 03:44 PM

Wouldn't matter is I'm 10 or 100. Never for any amount of money. Here is a scenario (Yet a sick on at that):

What if someone was holding a gun to a loved one's head and it was your decision whether they live or die. To live, you have to cut of your cylindrcal snake steak, otherwise *BANG* - DEAD.

:Graucho

kush 04-15-2004 03:45 PM

I'll bet at least 25% of men here on GFY have a price for losing their penis, but you'll see few admit it...

zzgundamnzz 04-15-2004 03:47 PM

42 Billion Dollars. Damn I'd be one rich tranny :evil-laug

Doctor Dre 04-15-2004 03:50 PM

Gimmie 50 millions and I'l do it

llabtaem 04-15-2004 03:53 PM

What good is all that money without a dick? Seriously. What will you do with the money? Buy a Ferrari? Big deal. We all know that the only reason that someone buys a Ferrari (Other than the performance aspect) is to get head turns, and with head turns comes chicks, and with chicks come sex. No sex drive, means no interest. You would probably end up fat, alone & playing Yahoo bingo for the rest of your life wishing you hadn't chopped off your one eyes wonder :2 cents:

Sappy 04-15-2004 03:55 PM

If I were really really old and essentially wasn't using it anymore, sure, I'd do it.

StuartD 04-15-2004 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
42 Billion Dollars. Damn I'd be one rich tranny :evil-laug
I think you're very confused as to what a tranny is.

InsaneMidget 04-15-2004 03:57 PM

If I had kids I couldn't feed or a family I couldn't support and were close to being put on the street, then I would consider it, probably need nothing under 10 million, and thats at this extreme case.

nathan_f 04-15-2004 03:58 PM

One billion, and my dick gets disconnected.

lagwagon 04-15-2004 03:59 PM

im gonna have to say never on this one chief. :helpme

strobi 04-15-2004 04:25 PM

nope.. never...

NetRodent 04-15-2004 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Juke
Sigmund Freud would have said "No one would ever do that because everything we do in life is related with sex"

amen

Transexuals do it all the time.

Vitasoy 04-15-2004 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
42 Billion Dollars. Damn I'd be one rich tranny :evil-laug

You mean shemale? :winkwink:

twistyneck 04-15-2004 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by llabtaem
Wouldn't matter is I'm 10 or 100. Never for any amount of money. Here is a scenario (Yet a sick on at that):

What if someone was holding a gun to a loved one's head and it was your decision whether they live or die. To live, you have to cut of your cylindrcal snake steak, otherwise *BANG* - DEAD.

:Graucho

They would have to die.

maxjohan 04-15-2004 04:50 PM

What about all the women that is dickless? They did amputate it for free!?

- maxjohan at eight.

:helpme

wdsguy 04-15-2004 05:02 PM

10 billion

Marcus Aurelius 04-15-2004 05:08 PM

$100,000,000,000 yes thats right for 100 billion dollars somebody could make me look like a fucking ken doll and I could care less. Hell I might even do it for 50 billion but not a penny less..


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