Would you CRIPPLE yourself for a MILLION bucks? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr. Marks · 04-14-2004, 08:04 PM

Given the large number of "Would you" threads, I'd figure I'd throw in my version.

Persius · 04-14-2004, 08:04 PM

no not worth the rest of my life to be cripple thats no fun

J-Reel · 04-14-2004, 08:05 PM

tbabe · 04-14-2004, 08:06 PM

no way

BV · 04-14-2004, 08:06 PM

i'd cut half of my little toe off maybe

Ic3m4nZ · 04-14-2004, 08:07 PM

Fuck no

smack · 04-14-2004, 08:08 PM

there is no amount of money worth trading my health or well being for. i would not want to be crippled.

FuckFind · 04-14-2004, 08:08 PM

never.

my best friend lots a leg in a car accident a year ago...

"i just wish i could clip one more set of toenails"

FF!

Marcus Aurelius · 04-14-2004, 08:12 PM

FUCK NO! a gimpy eye maybe, but..well...FUCK NO!!

com · 04-14-2004, 08:14 PM

I'd take a digit of my choice

smack · 04-14-2004, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by com
I'd take a digit of my choice

you must not be a guitar player. fingers are very precious.

com · 04-14-2004, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack

you must not be a guitar player. fingers are very precious.

actually im picking the guitar back up, i was planning to off the entire pinky on my left foot. Dont need it for shit anyhow

Webasic · 04-14-2004, 08:22 PM

negative

tootie · 04-14-2004, 08:26 PM

Normally, no way. Right now? In a heartbeat.

amacontent · 04-14-2004, 08:27 PM

Is this what GFY has come too. idiotic questions like this

twistyneck · 04-14-2004, 08:30 PM

How crippled? I'd chop off my left hand for one million tax free dollars if you throw in a really cool stainless steel hook. Don't think I could do a foot though, maybe for 2 million.

TekayRoyal · 04-14-2004, 08:31 PM

you can always make a million dollars. but you can never have your mobility back. WTF kind of question is this?

mardigras · 04-14-2004, 08:32 PM

I saw a site once with BME people who amputate body parts (mostly fingers and toes). Some of them had gone far enough that I'm sure some people would classify them as "crippled" but I highly doubt they got anywhere near a million for appearing on the website or wherever else they "modeled".

AnalProbe · 04-14-2004, 09:26 PM

No fucking way.

Mr. Marks · 04-15-2004, 01:37 AM

Anybody else?

How about selling kidneys?

Gheenz · 04-15-2004, 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
Anybody else?

How about selling kidneys?

I'd sell a kidney for $1 mil tax free

Only need 1 anyways

Yngwie · 04-15-2004, 01:41 AM

i'm already crippled so too late (leg disability that get worse as I ag at a fast rate)

hova · 04-15-2004, 01:43 AM

Absolutely not, but I could criple someb-ody else for a mill

exspamr · 04-15-2004, 01:47 AM

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Originally posted by hova
Absolutely not, but I could criple someb-ody else for a mill

yep. ever read shadow hawk comic books? id cripple someone for far less than a mill... if a ever find out i have a terminal illness i have a short list of people to imprision in their own bodies

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 04-15-2004, 01:49 AM

This scenario is bad because a million bucks isn't enough money, and crippling yourself is too big of an issue. A million bucks can't buy you a house with 4 bedrooms in Los Angeles.

How about would you cut a toe or finger off or something like that....?

zzgundamnzz · 04-15-2004, 01:51 AM

For a million dollars no. Its not worth spending life not being able towalk. For 50 Million dollars yes. I could get a high speed wheel chair, etc.

Manowar · 04-15-2004, 01:53 AM

Nope, You wouldn't be able to fully enjoy the money and crippling is like the worst thing that could happen to me

Firehorse · 04-15-2004, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
there is no amount of money worth trading my health or well being for. i would not want to be crippled.

I agree!

lesbodojo · 04-15-2004, 01:24 PM

hell no
[for a billion I'd think about it]
*wink*

Weppel · 04-15-2004, 01:31 PM

No fucking way.

wdsguy · 04-15-2004, 01:33 PM

davidd · 04-15-2004, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Given the large number of "Would you" threads, I'd figure I'd throw in my version.

No, but I would pay $1M to cripple someone else.

axelcat · 04-15-2004, 01:54 PM

shageman · 04-15-2004, 01:55 PM

Rich · 04-15-2004, 02:11 PM

One million? lol, that would be a sad scene, you'd barely be able to afford living the rest of your life as a cripple. Make it a billion and that would make it more interesting.

bopha · 04-15-2004, 02:16 PM

no. I just read on MSN that if you cut back one cup of coffee a day and invest that money, you'd retire on a million. Sort of puts the crippling thing into perspective.

Now when I was 8 I'd probably say yeah.

Rictor · 04-15-2004, 02:17 PM

I might chop off a finger...

C-Bass · 04-15-2004, 02:18 PM

FUCK no

sherie · 04-15-2004, 02:18 PM

Nope. But for that price I would gladly cripple someone else ;)

Mr Pheer · 04-15-2004, 02:22 PM

I'd shave my head for a mil

bopha · 04-15-2004, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherie
Nope. But for that price I would gladly cripple someone else ;)

Ok that was fucking hilarious.

Kenny B! · 04-15-2004, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherie
Nope. But for that price I would gladly cripple someone else ;)

How about for $1,000 ... may have some work for you LOL

DR_PHIL · 04-15-2004, 02:47 PM

paypal sherie?

Diabolical Cord · 04-15-2004, 02:48 PM

I wouldn't do it. There are other ways of making money.

maxdaname · 04-15-2004, 02:49 PM

FUCK NO! How can you really enjoy your money once you're crippled...

stephanie m. · 04-15-2004, 02:53 PM

Not a chance.

Vitasoy · 04-15-2004, 02:57 PM

For the rest of my life, hell no.

xxxoutsourcing · 04-15-2004, 03:20 PM

Why do that, you can make it on the web and not have to cripple yaself.

04-14-2004, 08:04 PM	#1
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04-14-2004, 08:06 PM	#4
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04-14-2004, 08:08 PM	#7
smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	there is no amount of money worth trading my health or well being for. i would not want to be crippled. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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Persius Tap into MOBILE! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 11,779	no not worth the rest of my life to be cripple thats no fun

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BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	i'd cut half of my little toe off maybe

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04-14-2004, 08:12 PM	#9
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	FUCK NO! a gimpy eye maybe, but..well...FUCK NO!!

04-14-2004, 08:22 PM	#13
Webasic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,889	negative

04-14-2004, 08:26 PM	#14
tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	Normally, no way. Right now? In a heartbeat. __________________

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twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	How crippled? I'd chop off my left hand for one million tax free dollars if you throw in a really cool stainless steel hook. Don't think I could do a foot though, maybe for 2 million.

04-14-2004, 08:31 PM	#17
TekayRoyal Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Nebrasarkantucky Posts: 930	you can always make a million dollars. but you can never have your mobility back. WTF kind of question is this?

04-14-2004, 08:32 PM	#18
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	I saw a site once with BME people who amputate body parts (mostly fingers and toes). Some of them had gone far enough that I'm sure some people would classify them as "crippled" but I highly doubt they got anywhere near a million for appearing on the website or wherever else they "modeled". __________________ .

04-14-2004, 09:26 PM	#19
AnalProbe pain in the Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,727	No fucking way.

04-15-2004, 01:37 AM	#20
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	Anybody else? How about selling kidneys?

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Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	i'm already crippled so too late (leg disability that get worse as I ag at a fast rate) __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

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hova Traffillionaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ:209371571 Posts: 22,430	Absolutely not, but I could criple someb-ody else for a mill __________________ http://traffillions.com/ Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

04-15-2004, 01:49 AM	#25
ItBurnsWhenIpee Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Beach, SoCal Posts: 1,288	This scenario is bad because a million bucks isn't enough money, and crippling yourself is too big of an issue. A million bucks can't buy you a house with 4 bedrooms in Los Angeles. How about would you cut a toe or finger off or something like that....?

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zzgundamnzz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,102	For a million dollars no. Its not worth spending life not being able towalk. For 50 Million dollars yes. I could get a high speed wheel chair, etc. __________________

04-15-2004, 01:53 AM	#27
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	Nope, You wouldn't be able to fully enjoy the money and crippling is like the worst thing that could happen to me

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Weppel Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 2,190	No fucking way.

04-15-2004, 01:33 PM	#31
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	no

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04-15-2004, 01:55 PM	#34
shageman Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 407	nope

04-15-2004, 02:11 PM	#35
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	One million? lol, that would be a sad scene, you'd barely be able to afford living the rest of your life as a cripple. Make it a billion and that would make it more interesting.

04-15-2004, 02:16 PM	#36
bopha Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,882	no. I just read on MSN that if you cut back one cup of coffee a day and invest that money, you'd retire on a million. Sort of puts the crippling thing into perspective. Now when I was 8 I'd probably say yeah.

04-15-2004, 02:17 PM	#37
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I might chop off a finger...

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sherie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,020	Nope. But for that price I would gladly cripple someone else ;) __________________ AIM sherierocks ICQ 127-296-286 Skype traffichor

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DR_PHIL Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Never visits the same thread twice Posts: 4,099	paypal sherie?