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Mr. Marks 04-14-2004 08:04 PM

Would you CRIPPLE yourself for a MILLION bucks?
 
Given the large number of "Would you" threads, I'd figure I'd throw in my version.

Persius 04-14-2004 08:04 PM

no not worth the rest of my life to be cripple thats no fun :(

J-Reel 04-14-2004 08:05 PM

no

tbabe 04-14-2004 08:06 PM

no way

BV 04-14-2004 08:06 PM

i'd cut half of my little toe off maybe

Ic3m4nZ 04-14-2004 08:07 PM

Fuck no

smack 04-14-2004 08:08 PM

there is no amount of money worth trading my health or well being for. i would not want to be crippled.

FuckFind 04-14-2004 08:08 PM

never.

my best friend lots a leg in a car accident a year ago...

"i just wish i could clip one more set of toenails"

:(

FF!

Marcus Aurelius 04-14-2004 08:12 PM

FUCK NO! a gimpy eye maybe, but..well...FUCK NO!!

com 04-14-2004 08:14 PM

I'd take a digit of my choice

smack 04-14-2004 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by com
I'd take a digit of my choice
you must not be a guitar player. fingers are very precious. :winkwink:

com 04-14-2004 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack


you must not be a guitar player. fingers are very precious. :winkwink:

actually im picking the guitar back up, i was planning to off the entire pinky on my left foot. Dont need it for shit anyhow

Webasic 04-14-2004 08:22 PM

negative

tootie 04-14-2004 08:26 PM

Normally, no way. Right now? In a heartbeat.

amacontent 04-14-2004 08:27 PM

Is this what GFY has come too. idiotic questions like this

twistyneck 04-14-2004 08:30 PM

How crippled? I'd chop off my left hand for one million tax free dollars if you throw in a really cool stainless steel hook. Don't think I could do a foot though, maybe for 2 million.

TekayRoyal 04-14-2004 08:31 PM

you can always make a million dollars. but you can never have your mobility back. WTF kind of question is this?

mardigras 04-14-2004 08:32 PM

I saw a site once with BME people who amputate body parts (mostly fingers and toes). Some of them had gone far enough that I'm sure some people would classify them as "crippled" but I highly doubt they got anywhere near a million for appearing on the website or wherever else they "modeled".

AnalProbe 04-14-2004 09:26 PM

No fucking way.

Mr. Marks 04-15-2004 01:37 AM

Anybody else?

How about selling kidneys?

Gheenz 04-15-2004 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Anybody else?

How about selling kidneys?

I'd sell a kidney for $1 mil tax free :thumbsup Only need 1 anyways

Yngwie 04-15-2004 01:41 AM

i'm already crippled so too late (leg disability that get worse as I ag at a fast rate)

hova 04-15-2004 01:43 AM

Absolutely not, but I could criple someb-ody else for a mill

exspamr 04-15-2004 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
Absolutely not, but I could criple someb-ody else for a mill
yep. ever read shadow hawk comic books? id cripple someone for far less than a mill... if a ever find out i have a terminal illness i have a short list of people to imprision in their own bodies

ItBurnsWhenIpee 04-15-2004 01:49 AM

This scenario is bad because a million bucks isn't enough money, and crippling yourself is too big of an issue. A million bucks can't buy you a house with 4 bedrooms in Los Angeles.

How about would you cut a toe or finger off or something like that....?

zzgundamnzz 04-15-2004 01:51 AM

For a million dollars no. Its not worth spending life not being able towalk. For 50 Million dollars yes. I could get a high speed wheel chair, etc.

Manowar 04-15-2004 01:53 AM

Nope, You wouldn't be able to fully enjoy the money and crippling is like the worst thing that could happen to me

Firehorse 04-15-2004 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
there is no amount of money worth trading my health or well being for. i would not want to be crippled.
I agree! :thumbsup

lesbodojo 04-15-2004 01:24 PM

hell no
[for a billion I'd think about it]
*wink*

Weppel 04-15-2004 01:31 PM

No fucking way.

wdsguy 04-15-2004 01:33 PM

no

davidd 04-15-2004 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Given the large number of "Would you" threads, I'd figure I'd throw in my version.
No, but I would pay $1M to cripple someone else.

axelcat 04-15-2004 01:54 PM

no

shageman 04-15-2004 01:55 PM

nope

Rich 04-15-2004 02:11 PM

One million? lol, that would be a sad scene, you'd barely be able to afford living the rest of your life as a cripple. Make it a billion and that would make it more interesting. :2 cents:

bopha 04-15-2004 02:16 PM

no. I just read on MSN that if you cut back one cup of coffee a day and invest that money, you'd retire on a million. Sort of puts the crippling thing into perspective.

Now when I was 8 I'd probably say yeah.

Rictor 04-15-2004 02:17 PM

I might chop off a finger...

C-Bass 04-15-2004 02:18 PM

FUCK no

sherie 04-15-2004 02:18 PM

Nope. But for that price I would gladly cripple someone else ;)

Mr Pheer 04-15-2004 02:22 PM

I'd shave my head for a mil

bopha 04-15-2004 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherie
Nope. But for that price I would gladly cripple someone else ;)
Ok that was fucking hilarious.:1orglaugh

Kenny B! 04-15-2004 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherie
Nope. But for that price I would gladly cripple someone else ;)
How about for $1,000 ... may have some work for you LOL

DR_PHIL 04-15-2004 02:47 PM

paypal sherie?

Diabolical Cord 04-15-2004 02:48 PM

I wouldn't do it. There are other ways of making money.

maxdaname 04-15-2004 02:49 PM

FUCK NO! How can you really enjoy your money once you're crippled...

stephanie m. 04-15-2004 02:53 PM

Not a chance.

Vitasoy 04-15-2004 02:57 PM

For the rest of my life, hell no.

xxxoutsourcing 04-15-2004 03:20 PM

Why do that, you can make it on the web and not have to cripple yaself.


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