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Creative · 04-11-2004, 11:10 PM

ICQ: 591033

I'll customize a banner for you until you're 110% satisfied

lurking · 04-11-2004, 11:12 PM

I sale short UNI.

BRISK · 04-11-2004, 11:12 PM

post a link to your portfolio of work

DrewKole · 04-11-2004, 11:12 PM

Any chance of banners without using the standard photoshop layer effects?

Also, can you provide proof of licensed photoshop?

Thanks

Creative · 04-11-2004, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
Any chance of banners without using the standard photoshop layer effects?

Also, can you provide proof of licensed photoshop?

Thanks

Yup, I can make whatever you want

sixxxth_sense · 04-11-2004, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by Creative
ICQ: 591033

I'll customize a banner for you until you're 110% satisfied

that sample looks like crap man! I aint eve 10% satisfied.

r u russian?
trying to ripp people offf?

fuxu · 04-11-2004, 11:13 PM

nice deal. i'm gonna hit you up.

sixxxth_sense · 04-11-2004, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
Any chance of banners without using the standard photoshop layer effects?

Also, can you provide proof of licensed photoshop?

Thanks

and who da fuck are you?
CEO of ADOBE?

Creative · 04-11-2004, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by sixxxth_sense

that sample looks like crap man! I aint eve 10% satisfied.

r u russian?
trying to ripp people offf?

I threw that together in 5 minutes

If somehahahaha wants a banner, I'll put over an hours worth of effort into it

Like I said, you WILL be satisfied

Give me a chance and I garuntee you'll be posting a thank you

:

newbreed · 04-11-2004, 11:15 PM

Quick, someone register 8dollarbanners.com before it's too late.

sixxxth_sense · 04-11-2004, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by Creative

I threw that together in 5 minutes

If somehahahaha wants a banner, I'll put over an hours worth of effort into it

Like I said, you WILL be satisfied

Give me a chance and I garuntee you'll be posting a thank you :

aiiit... well I just want a REP,
show me something nicer...

Creative · 04-11-2004, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by newbreed
Quick, someone register 8dollarbanners.com before it's too late.

8 Dollar Banners, LLC (C) 2004

Not

Creative · 04-11-2004, 11:19 PM

Those were thrown together very quickly

Once again, Pay me for a banner and I'll put tons of effort into it and leave you very happy

synergysex · 04-12-2004, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
Also, can you provide proof of licensed photoshop?

Thanks

Who the fuck cares? I dont think I have a legit piece of software in this place...

I'll take some banners. Can it be a button instead of a banner? 120 W x 60 H. What payment methods?

Creative · 04-12-2004, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by synergysex

Who the fuck cares? I dont think I have a legit piece of software in this place...

I'll take some banners. Can it be a button instead of a banner? 120 W x 60 H. What payment methods?

Yes, I can definately design buttons for you

and I accept paypal

Just threw this one together for a buddy of mine:

I'm on ICQ

MicDoohan · 04-12-2004, 01:02 AM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
Any chance of banners without using the standard photoshop layer effects?

Also, can you provide proof of licensed photoshop?

Thanks

possibly the GAYEST response EVER seen on GFY

then i saw Got Gay? under your name and i knew why lol

tootie · 04-12-2004, 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by Creative

Yes, I can definately design buttons for you

and I accept paypal

Just threw this one together for a buddy of mine:

I'm on ICQ

Ouch! That thing is over 300K? Just some constructive criticism, I hope you don't take it the wrong way... but banners should be under 30k, especially at 468x60. 300k is at least ten times more than a banner should be. The more frames you have in an animation, the heavier the file size. You can also cut the size down by removing some colors.

Creative · 04-12-2004, 01:06 AM

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Originally posted by tootie

Ouch! That thing is over 300K? Just some constructive criticism, I hope you don't take it the wrong way... but banners should be under 30k, especially at 468x60. 300k is at least ten times more than a banner should be. The more frames you have in an animation, the heavier the file size. You can also cut the size down by removing some colors.

I know!!!!! I've been designing graphics since 1999 or so, Thanks for the input anyway though

Doctor Dre · 04-12-2004, 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
Any chance of banners without using the standard photoshop layer effects?

Also, can you provide proof of licensed photoshop?

Thanks

Stop trying to steal photoshop cd keys from board users !!

Doctor Dre · 04-12-2004, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by synergysex

Who the fuck cares? I dont think I have a legit piece of software in this place...

I'll take some banners. Can it be a button instead of a banner? 120 W x 60 H. What payment methods?

Exactly the shitty attitude that get hates and heat toward this business ...

Doctor Dre · 04-12-2004, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by Creative

I know!!!!! I've been designing graphics since 1999 or so, Thanks for the input anyway though

And you tell me you do 300k banners after 5 years of design ?

Creative · 04-12-2004, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre

Stop trying to steal photoshop cd keys from board users !!

DrewKole: " NOO!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DOWNLOAD PS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BUY IT

"

Doctor Dre · 04-12-2004, 01:11 AM

CATTLE: you slut
CATTLE: i didn't get paid for that banner, i made no effort in decreasing the file size
CATTLE: don't try to make me look like a rookie you whore.
Roc B chat: rofl funniest come back ever
Roc B chat: http://www.barbuzz.net/desing go desing me something good like that and we talk again ... thanx gg peace

Creative · 04-12-2004, 01:15 AM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
CATTLE: you slut
CATTLE: i didn't get paid for that banner, i made no effort in decreasing the file size
CATTLE: don't try to make me look like a rookie you whore.
Roc B chat: rofl funniest come back ever
Roc B chat: http://www.barbuzz.net/desing go desing me something good like that and we talk again ... thanx gg peace

(Please keep in mind I'm hooking people up with $8 banners/buttons that attract attention and convert traffic, not large business deals like barbuzz )

tootie · 04-12-2004, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by Creative

(Please keep in mind I'm hooking people up with $8 banners/buttons that attract attention and convert traffic, not large business deals like barbuzz )

I was just trying to give you some constructive criticism. You can't attract attention if the surfer has already left the page before the banner even loads. Honestly, I'm just trying to be helpful. You need to check out file size every time. I know you weren't getting paid for the job, but if you're going to use something as a sample, you want it to be your best work. Everything you do should get 100% of your effort put into it, otherwise, why do it?

Creative · 04-12-2004, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by tootie

I was just trying to give you some constructive criticism. You can't attract attention if the surfer has already left the page before the banner even loads. Honestly, I'm just trying to be helpful. You need to check out file size every time. I know you weren't getting paid for the job, but if you're going to use something as a sample, you want it to be your best work. Everything you do should get 100% of your effort put into it, otherwise, why do it?

To sum it up

You pay me 8 bucks for a banner,

I send you something I put 110% effort into that converts your traffic and looks sexy

ChewbaCreative · 04-12-2004, 01:29 AM

low price, same quality?

BigFrog · 04-12-2004, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by Creative

I know!!!!! I've been designing graphics since 1999 or so, Thanks for the input anyway though

youve been at this since you were 12?

Creative · 04-12-2004, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by BigFrog

youve been at this since you were 12?

I was coding HTML at the age of 9

Creative · 04-12-2004, 01:43 AM

Shit, I remember when my family paid for AOL and I downloaded AOL Press before I learned HTML (A Wysiwyg editor) and I was running Win 3.11 for workgroups

In 99/98 or so I downloaded an earlier version of Paint Shop Pro and gradually moved up to Photoshop

juanito · 04-12-2004, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by Creative

Those were thrown together very quickly

Once again, Pay me for a banner and I'll put tons of effort into it and leave you very happy

nice banners!

tootie · 04-12-2004, 01:44 AM

This thread reminds me of something I read in Reader's Digest once. One day this discount chain hair salon opened up in town and they put out a big sign that read, "$10 Haircuts!" Now, the mom and pop barber shop knew that they couldn't possibly offer haircuts that cheaply and stay in business, so they put a sign out that read, "We fix $10 haircuts!" Their business doubled.

Creative · 04-12-2004, 01:51 AM

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Originally posted by tootie
This thread reminds me of something I read in Reader's Digest once. One day this discount chain hair salon opened up in town and they put out a big sign that read, "$10 Haircuts!" Now, the mom and pop barber shop knew that they couldn't possibly offer haircuts that cheaply and stay in business, so they put a sign out that read, "We fix $10 haircuts!" Their business doubled.

Tootie, Stop trying to steal banner business

Noone wants to pay 20$ for something that most likely wouldn't grab attention and convert as good as my designs

Where are your ethics?

You're putting a rediculous amount of effort into trying to make me look bad or something

tootie · 04-12-2004, 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by Creative

Tootie, Stop trying to steal banner business

Noone wants to pay 20$ for something that most likely wouldn't grab attention and convert as good as my designs

Where are your ethics?

You're putting a rediculous amount of effort into trying to make me look bad or something

I told you I was just trying to be helpful. I'm not trying to steal business from anyone. I'm already booked up through most of the week. Seriously, I'm trying to get you to look at your designs and improve, but you don't want to listen. The only way you can improve is by learning what it is that you are doing wrong. If you don't want to improve then by all means, go about your business and don't listen to me. If you want to keep making 300k banners then it's not me that's making you look bad. Excuse me for trying to help.

Creative · 04-12-2004, 02:00 AM

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Originally posted by tootie

I told you I was just trying to be helpful. I'm not trying to steal business from anyone. I'm already booked up through most of the week. Seriously, I'm trying to get you to look at your designs and improve, but you don't want to listen. The only way you can improve is by learning what it is that you are doing wrong. If you don't want to improve then by all means, go about your business and don't listen to me. If you want to keep making 300k banners then it's not me that's making you look bad. Excuse me for trying to help.

Sorry if you felt that I was converting this into a personal attack. I was merely offering my services as well.. I just felt belittled and had to speak on it, I'm not trying to be an asshole and I probably jumped the gun prematurely due to my lack of cigarettes.

tootie · 04-12-2004, 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by Creative

Sorry if you felt that I was converting this into a personal attack. I was merely offering my services as well.. I just felt belittled and had to speak on it, I'm not trying to be an asshole and I probably jumped the gun prematurely due to my lack of cigarettes.

No problem

I'm sorry if you felt belittled. I was honestly trying to help. I remember someone doing the same thing for me several years ago and I too felt a little bad, but I didn't take it to heart. I listened and improved. You can, too. Just practice and listen and learn all you can. Many of the world's most successful people say that you should never stop trying to learn. No matter how good you get, you can always get better.

Platinumpimp · 04-12-2004, 02:39 AM

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Originally posted by Creative

Those were thrown together very quickly

Once again, Pay me for a banner and I'll put tons of effort into it and leave you very happy

hmmmz, so you entered the Jessica Dee contest huh? I believe that contest was in February, you created another dupe?

Rictor · 04-12-2004, 02:46 AM

Sorry, not worth the $8.

Creative · 04-12-2004, 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Sorry, not worth the $8.

Not when you're raking in an amazing $2 an hour

Creative · 04-12-2004, 03:16 AM

I just finished up a banner for GFED (unless he wants any changes)

I'm all about customer satisfaction

Rictor · 04-12-2004, 03:32 AM

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Originally posted by Creative

Not when you're raking in an amazing $2 an hour

Hmm...$2 an hour would be sweet. Then maybe the government would send ME a check at tax time for a change.

Creative · 04-12-2004, 03:32 AM

I think this one came out the best

Creative · 04-12-2004, 03:42 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor

Hmm...$2 an hour would be sweet. Then maybe the government would send ME a check at tax time for a change.

I was making fun of your sig

Rictor · 04-12-2004, 03:45 AM

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Originally posted by Creative

I was making fun of your sig

Yah, that's not my company and I don't work for them. Like a lot of people on here, I sell my sig space for the right price.

Creative · 04-12-2004, 03:52 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor

Yah, that's not my company and I don't work for them. Like a lot of people on here, I sell my sig space for the right price.

You really think this isn't worth 8 bucks?

Rictor · 04-12-2004, 03:57 AM

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Originally posted by Creative

You really think this isn't worth 8 bucks?

It looks okay. The ones you posted earlier are terrible.

Throw in some animation maybe:

Creative · 04-12-2004, 04:26 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor

It looks okay. The ones you posted earlier are terrible.

Throw in some animation maybe:

The ones I get paid for are of quality ;)

Living For Today · 04-12-2004, 04:27 AM

that one looks ok to me for 8 bucks. i think u are going about it the wrong way though. you should offer to do some free banners for people and build up a portfolio page first. telling people you just threw these up quickly but you will put in more effort if they are paying doesnt really cut it, especially when you claim to have been designing for 5 years.

GFED · 04-12-2004, 04:33 AM

I got me a banner made, and I want you to know that most of all the customer service was excellent... He came up with a good starting point and was very quick with changes and suggestions...

My old one...
http://theescortdatabase.com/banners...rtdatabase.gif

New one...
http://theescortdatabase.com/banners...ase_banner.gif

Creative · 04-12-2004, 07:02 AM

04-11-2004, 11:10 PM	#1
Creative So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: CREATIVE STUDIOS::::GRAPHIC DESIGN/WEB DESIGN/PROGRAMMING ::: * ICQ: 591033 * <- BANNERS FOR $8.00 Posts: 1,252	You want BANNERS? I'm charging EIGHT BUCKS per banner! ICQ: 591033 I'll customize a banner for you until you're 110% satisfied

04-11-2004, 11:12 PM	#3
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	post a link to your portfolio of work __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

04-12-2004, 01:29 AM	#27
ChewbaCreative Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,118	low price, same quality? __________________ high design. high creative. adultcreative

04-12-2004, 01:44 AM	#32
tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	This thread reminds me of something I read in Reader's Digest once. One day this discount chain hair salon opened up in town and they put out a big sign that read, "$10 Haircuts!" Now, the mom and pop barber shop knew that they couldn't possibly offer haircuts that cheaply and stay in business, so they put a sign out that read, "We fix $10 haircuts!" Their business doubled. __________________

04-12-2004, 04:33 AM	#49
GFED Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 8,120	I got me a banner made, and I want you to know that most of all the customer service was excellent... He came up with a good starting point and was very quick with changes and suggestions... My old one... http://theescortdatabase.com/banners...rtdatabase.gif New one... http://theescortdatabase.com/banners...ase_banner.gif __________________ https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

04-11-2004, 11:12 PM	#2
lurking Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 868	I sale short UNI.

04-11-2004, 11:12 PM	#4
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	Any chance of banners without using the standard photoshop layer effects? Also, can you provide proof of licensed photoshop? Thanks

04-11-2004, 11:13 PM	#7
fuxu Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cali! Posts: 282	nice deal. i'm gonna hit you up.

04-11-2004, 11:15 PM	#10
newbreed Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ThatOneProgram.com Posts: 9,898	Quick, someone register 8dollarbanners.com before it's too late.

04-11-2004, 11:19 PM	#13
Creative So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: CREATIVE STUDIOS::::GRAPHIC DESIGN/WEB DESIGN/PROGRAMMING ::: * ICQ: 591033 * <- BANNERS FOR $8.00 Posts: 1,252	Those were thrown together very quickly Once again, Pay me for a banner and I'll put tons of effort into it and leave you very happy

04-12-2004, 01:43 AM	#30
Creative So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: CREATIVE STUDIOS::::GRAPHIC DESIGN/WEB DESIGN/PROGRAMMING ::: * ICQ: 591033 * <- BANNERS FOR $8.00 Posts: 1,252	Shit, I remember when my family paid for AOL and I downloaded AOL Press before I learned HTML (A Wysiwyg editor) and I was running Win 3.11 for workgroups In 99/98 or so I downloaded an earlier version of Paint Shop Pro and gradually moved up to Photoshop

04-12-2004, 02:46 AM	#38
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Sorry, not worth the $8.

04-12-2004, 03:16 AM	#40
Creative So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: CREATIVE STUDIOS::::GRAPHIC DESIGN/WEB DESIGN/PROGRAMMING ::: * ICQ: 591033 * <- BANNERS FOR $8.00 Posts: 1,252	I just finished up a banner for GFED (unless he wants any changes) I'm all about customer satisfaction

04-12-2004, 03:32 AM	#42
Creative So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: CREATIVE STUDIOS::::GRAPHIC DESIGN/WEB DESIGN/PROGRAMMING ::: * ICQ: 591033 * <- BANNERS FOR $8.00 Posts: 1,252	I think this one came out the best

04-12-2004, 04:27 AM	#48
Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	that one looks ok to me for 8 bucks. i think u are going about it the wrong way though. you should offer to do some free banners for people and build up a portfolio page first. telling people you just threw these up quickly but you will put in more effort if they are paying doesnt really cut it, especially when you claim to have been designing for 5 years.

04-12-2004, 07:02 AM	#50
Creative So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: CREATIVE STUDIOS::::GRAPHIC DESIGN/WEB DESIGN/PROGRAMMING ::: * ICQ: 591033 * <- BANNERS FOR $8.00 Posts: 1,252