You want BANNERS? I'm charging EIGHT BUCKS per banner!
 

ICQ: 591033

I'll customize a banner for you until you're 110% satisfied

http://zipkode.gotdns.org/gfy/8dollarbanners.gif

I sale short UNI.

post a link to your portfolio of work

Any chance of banners without using the standard photoshop layer effects?

Also, can you provide proof of licensed photoshop?

Thanks

Yup, I can make whatever you want

that sample looks like crap man! I aint eve 10% satisfied.

r u russian?
trying to ripp people offf?

nice deal. i'm gonna hit you up.

and who da fuck are you?
CEO of ADOBE?

:321GFY

I threw that together in 5 minutes

If somehahahaha wants a banner, I'll put over an hours worth of effort into it

Like I said, you WILL be satisfied

Give me a chance and I garuntee you'll be posting a thank you :thumbsup:

Quick, someone register 8dollarbanners.com before it's too late. :1orglaugh

aiiit... well I just want a REP,
show me something nicer...

:1orglaugh 8 Dollar Banners, LLC (C) 2004

Not

http://zipkode.gotdns.org/gfy/jessicadee.gif

http://zipkode.gotdns.org/gfy/zipkode.gif

Those were thrown together very quickly

Once again, Pay me for a banner and I'll put tons of effort into it and leave you very happy

Who the fuck cares? I dont think I have a legit piece of software in this place...

I'll take some banners. Can it be a button instead of a banner? 120 W x 60 H. What payment methods?

Yes, I can definately design buttons for you

and I accept paypal:thumbsup

Just threw this one together for a buddy of mine:

http://zipkode.gotdns.org/gfy/slutsgettingslammed1.gif

I'm on ICQ

possibly the GAYEST response EVER seen on GFY

then i saw Got Gay? under your name and i knew why lol

Ouch! That thing is over 300K? Just some constructive criticism, I hope you don't take it the wrong way... but banners should be under 30k, especially at 468x60. 300k is at least ten times more than a banner should be. The more frames you have in an animation, the heavier the file size. You can also cut the size down by removing some colors.

I know!!!!! I've been designing graphics since 1999 or so, Thanks for the input anyway though:thumbsup

Stop trying to steal photoshop cd keys from board users !!

Exactly the shitty attitude that get hates and heat toward this business ...

And you tell me you do 300k banners after 5 years of design ? :1orglaugh

DrewKole: " NOO!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DOWNLOAD PS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BUY IT :( :( "

http://www.visualpractice.com/images/geek.jpg

CATTLE: you slut
CATTLE: i didn't get paid for that banner, i made no effort in decreasing the file size
CATTLE: don't try to make me look like a rookie you whore.
Roc B chat: rofl funniest come back ever
Roc B chat: http://www.barbuzz.net/desing go desing me something good like that and we talk again ... thanx gg peace

(Please keep in mind I'm hooking people up with $8 banners/buttons that attract attention and convert traffic, not large business deals like barbuzz )

I was just trying to give you some constructive criticism. You can't attract attention if the surfer has already left the page before the banner even loads. Honestly, I'm just trying to be helpful. You need to check out file size every time. I know you weren't getting paid for the job, but if you're going to use something as a sample, you want it to be your best work. Everything you do should get 100% of your effort put into it, otherwise, why do it? :)

To sum it up

You pay me 8 bucks for a banner,

I send you something I put 110% effort into that converts your traffic and looks sexy

low price, same quality?

youve been at this since you were 12?

I was coding HTML at the age of 9:thumbsup

Shit, I remember when my family paid for AOL and I downloaded AOL Press before I learned HTML (A Wysiwyg editor) and I was running Win 3.11 for workgroups

http://ei.cs.vt.edu/~cs1205/html/images/aolpress5.gif

In 99/98 or so I downloaded an earlier version of Paint Shop Pro and gradually moved up to Photoshop

nice banners! :thumbsup

This thread reminds me of something I read in Reader's Digest once. One day this discount chain hair salon opened up in town and they put out a big sign that read, "$10 Haircuts!" Now, the mom and pop barber shop knew that they couldn't possibly offer haircuts that cheaply and stay in business, so they put a sign out that read, "We fix $10 haircuts!" Their business doubled. :Graucho

Tootie, Stop trying to steal banner business

Noone wants to pay 20$ for something that most likely wouldn't grab attention and convert as good as my designs

Where are your ethics?:helpme

You're putting a rediculous amount of effort into trying to make me look bad or something:glugglug

I told you I was just trying to be helpful. I'm not trying to steal business from anyone. I'm already booked up through most of the week. Seriously, I'm trying to get you to look at your designs and improve, but you don't want to listen. The only way you can improve is by learning what it is that you are doing wrong. If you don't want to improve then by all means, go about your business and don't listen to me. If you want to keep making 300k banners then it's not me that's making you look bad. Excuse me for trying to help. :mad:

Sorry if you felt that I was converting this into a personal attack. I was merely offering my services as well.. I just felt belittled and had to speak on it, I'm not trying to be an asshole and I probably jumped the gun prematurely due to my lack of cigarettes.

http://www.worldvillage.com/kidz/pos.../general/3.gif

No problem :)

I'm sorry if you felt belittled. I was honestly trying to help. I remember someone doing the same thing for me several years ago and I too felt a little bad, but I didn't take it to heart. I listened and improved. You can, too. Just practice and listen and learn all you can. Many of the world's most successful people say that you should never stop trying to learn. No matter how good you get, you can always get better. :thumbsup

hmmmz, so you entered the Jessica Dee contest huh? I believe that contest was in February, you created another dupe? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sorry, not worth the $8.

Not when you're raking in an amazing $2 an hour

I just finished up a banner for GFED (unless he wants any changes)

I'm all about customer satisfaction:thumbsup

http://zipkode.gotdns.org/gfy/tedb2.gif

Hmm...$2 an hour would be sweet. Then maybe the government would send ME a check at tax time for a change.

I think this one came out the best

http://zipkode.gotdns.org/gfy/tedb6.gif

I was making fun of your sig:helpme

Yah, that's not my company and I don't work for them. Like a lot of people on here, I sell my sig space for the right price.

You really think this isn't worth 8 bucks?

http://zipkode.gotdns.org/gfy/TheEscortDatabase.jpg

:( :( :(

It looks okay. The ones you posted earlier are terrible.

Throw in some animation maybe:

http://www.ezacash.com/tl_banners/468x80-04.gif

The ones I get paid for are of quality ;)

that one looks ok to me for 8 bucks. i think u are going about it the wrong way though. you should offer to do some free banners for people and build up a portfolio page first. telling people you just threw these up quickly but you will put in more effort if they are paying doesnt really cut it, especially when you claim to have been designing for 5 years.

I got me a banner made, and I want you to know that most of all the customer service was excellent... He came up with a good starting point and was very quick with changes and suggestions...

My old one...
http://theescortdatabase.com/banners...rtdatabase.gif

New one...
http://theescortdatabase.com/banners...ase_banner.gif