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jimmyf · 04-12-2004, 07:42 AM

What percent are you?

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes
like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than a 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If the letters of the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S
T U V W X Y Z

were represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then:

H - A - R - D - - W - O - R - K would be:
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

however - -

B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A - S - S - - K - I - S - S - I - N - G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%.

So, one can then conclude with mathematical
certainty that:

While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get you there, it's....... Bullshit & Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!

integrated · 04-12-2004, 07:45 AM

hardly a formula

i doubt any mathematician would look at that let alone create it

jimmyf · 04-12-2004, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
hardly a formula

i doubt any mathematician would look at that let alone create it

I doubt if any mathematician made it, it's a fucking joke. And I know it's not a formula.

God if some people had a brain they would take it out and play with it.

n3in · 04-12-2004, 07:57 AM

i find it amusing, and im sure there is a bit of truth to it in some places

kmanrox · 04-12-2004, 07:58 AM

fuck math and algebra and shit

i'll guess im about 51%

cayne · 04-12-2004, 08:09 AM

I didn't hit it.
But I'm high...got a w z in my name!

Lykos · 04-12-2004, 08:38 AM

sexsup · 04-12-2004, 09:22 AM

Very funny, and sadly everywhere ass kissing pays more than knowledge

Lucy · 04-12-2004, 09:25 AM

Maths wasn't my favourite subject either, so I can't tell how much percent am I on it, but in the others subjects like history, languages....

I think it depends on personalities, people are good in different things....

04-12-2004, 07:42 AM	#1
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	What percent are you? What percent are you? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than a 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than100%. How about achieving 103%? Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If the letters of the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z were represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then: H - A - R - D - - W - O - R - K would be: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and, K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% but, A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% however - - B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% And, look how far ass kissing will take you: A - S - S - - K - I - S - S - I - N - G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%. So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get you there, it's....... Bullshit & Ass Kissing that will put you over the top! __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

04-12-2004, 07:45 AM	#2
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04-12-2004, 08:09 AM	#6
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04-12-2004, 09:22 AM	#8
sexsup Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,004	Very funny, and sadly everywhere ass kissing pays more than knowledge

04-12-2004, 09:25 AM	#9
Lucy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,969	Maths wasn't my favourite subject either, so I can't tell how much percent am I on it, but in the others subjects like history, languages.... I think it depends on personalities, people are good in different things.... __________________ http://www.adultczechcontent.com ICQ: 288414057 email: [email protected]