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jimmyf 04-12-2004 07:42 AM

What percent are you?
 
What percent are you?

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes
like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than a 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If the letters of the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S
T U V W X Y Z

were represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then:

H - A - R - D - - W - O - R - K would be:
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

however - -

B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A - S - S - - K - I - S - S - I - N - G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%.

So, one can then conclude with mathematical
certainty that:

While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get you there, it's....... Bullshit & Ass Kissing that will put you over the top! :Graucho

integrated 04-12-2004 07:45 AM

hardly a formula

i doubt any mathematician would look at that let alone create it

jimmyf 04-12-2004 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
hardly a formula

i doubt any mathematician would look at that let alone create it

I doubt if any mathematician made it, it's a fucking joke. And I know it's not a formula.

God if some people had a brain they would take it out and play with it.

n3in 04-12-2004 07:57 AM

i find it amusing, and im sure there is a bit of truth to it in some places

kmanrox 04-12-2004 07:58 AM

fuck math and algebra and shit


i'll guess im about 51%

cayne 04-12-2004 08:09 AM

I didn't hit it.
But I'm high...got a w z in my name!

Lykos 04-12-2004 08:38 AM

:glugglug

sexsup 04-12-2004 09:22 AM

Very funny, and sadly everywhere ass kissing pays more than knowledge

Lucy 04-12-2004 09:25 AM

Maths wasn't my favourite subject either, so I can't tell how much percent am I on it, but in the others subjects like history, languages....:thumbsup
I think it depends on personalities, people are good in different things....


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