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Old 04-28-2004, 02:30 AM   #1
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Do you think someone will drink this for $100 (pics)

I've been saving this milk for almost 3 months. It's fucking gross looking, and I don't dare to open it and smell it. Here's the question though, if I take this to school one day and offer someone $100 to drink it (either another student or a bum) do you think they will do it? I am going to video tape it, so if I get someone to do it the first place to see it is GFY. Also feel free to contribute some money of your own to help make this happen.

But, I don't want anyone to get deathly ill, if they puked all over, that would be hilarious, but I don't want them to have any long term effects, and I sure as fuck don't want to get sued, that's no fun. So, if someone does drink this, do you think they'll just puke right then and be fine later?


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Old 04-28-2004, 02:31 AM   #2
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Old 04-28-2004, 02:31 AM   #3
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if they can stand to swallow it, itll probly kill em.
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Here's an idea... Why dont you avoid the lawsuits and throw the milk in the garbage?

That or feed it to some unsuspecting cat
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Old 04-28-2004, 02:33 AM   #5
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Here's an idea... Why dont you avoid the lawsuits and throw the milk in the garbage?

That or feed it to some unsuspecting cat
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Old 04-28-2004, 02:33 AM   #6
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Old 04-28-2004, 02:34 AM   #7
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if they can stand to swallow it, itll probly kill em.
Fuck, you really think it would kill them?

As far as the lawsuits, I could have them sign some sort of liability release?
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Old 04-28-2004, 02:35 AM   #8
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Old 04-28-2004, 02:36 AM   #9
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You'd pay more than $100 if you dared anybody to drink that stuff! It'll kill them!
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Old 04-28-2004, 02:38 AM   #10
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You'd pay more than $100 if you dared anybody to drink that stuff! It'll kill them!
Shit. There goes three months of preperation, right down the drain. But, I have another idea, what if I just paid them to take a huge whiff of it, they wouldn't die, but they might puke all over the place, right?
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Old 04-28-2004, 02:48 AM   #11
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Old 04-28-2004, 02:54 AM   #12
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HAHA, I always kind of looked at this as a hobby.
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Old 04-28-2004, 03:05 AM   #15
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I think that is terrible and really unhealthy. You could really get sick from doing that. And I am talking long term here.
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I think that is terrible and really unhealthy. You could really get sick from doing that. And I am talking long term here.
Dammit. I guess it's better that I find that out now rather than later though.
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Old 04-28-2004, 03:13 AM   #17
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People on the streets might drink it for 100 bucks, they might get really illl though
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Old 04-28-2004, 03:15 AM   #18
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People on the streets might drink it for 100 bucks, they might get really illl though
I'd rather not risk it. The last thing I need is a lawsuit against some homeless guy. Still, I have to think of something to do with this rancid milk. Any suggestions?
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Old 04-28-2004, 03:16 AM   #19
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Why the fuck would you keep milk for 3 months in the first place?
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I'm not so sure anyone would be able to consume enough of it to actually get ill (long-term). Basically, after the first swig, most people's gag reflex would kick in high gear and they'd simply puke it up. But you never know.

You might have to pay to have their stomach pumped.

I remember many years ago, daring an acquaintance of mine to drink a "big gulp" sized cup of puddle water from the Burger King parking lot. Of course cars had been driving through it, etc. It was filthy. The guy must have been mentally ill, because he actually did it for a mere $60. He didn't die, but he did get violently ill a few hours later I recall. I felt terrible about it afterwards, but he was stupid enough to do it.

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you could pour it into a water gun and then walk up to people in your school and say 'wassup biotch' and spray them in the face with it and see what happens
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you could pour it into a water gun and then walk up to people in your school and say 'wassup biotch' and spray them in the face with it and see what happens
It might be too "chunky" to pour into a water gun.
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Why the fuck would you keep milk for 3 months in the first place?
This was a stunt I'd been planning for awhile. Unfortunately I didn't consider the fact that someone could get deathly ill from it. Maybe I should call a doctor and ask or something.

The water gun idea is good, but the milk is like yellow water with a white sludge at the bottom. It's really pretty fucking gross to even look at.
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Find some way to force the chunky milk into a water balloon and find someone who pissed you off in the past...thats my suggestion.
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Find some way to force the chunky milk into a water balloon and find someone who pissed you off in the past...thats my suggestion.
HAHAHAHA, excellent suggestion. Pure fucking genius.
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damn that stuff must be deadly...
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Just pay someone to hold a bunch in their mouth and swish it around, the longer they swish, the more money you pay them. Then they wouldn't have to swallow it and get ill.
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I'd rather not risk it. The last thing I need is a lawsuit against some homeless guy. Still, I have to think of something to do with this rancid milk. Any suggestions?
put it in the trash
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...and tell them it's horse cum
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Just pay someone to hold a bunch in their mouth and swish it around, the longer they swish, the more money you pay them. Then they wouldn't have to swallow it and get ill.
That's a very good idea too.
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LOL thats some sick shit, ive had milk in the fridge for about a week after it had spoiled or whatever and it was sinfully disgusting.
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HAHAHAHA.
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