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Shoehorn! 04-28-2004 02:30 AM

Do you think someone will drink this for $100 (pics)
 
I've been saving this milk for almost 3 months. It's fucking gross looking, and I don't dare to open it and smell it. Here's the question though, if I take this to school one day and offer someone $100 to drink it (either another student or a bum) do you think they will do it? I am going to video tape it, so if I get someone to do it the first place to see it is GFY. Also feel free to contribute some money of your own to help make this happen.

But, I don't want anyone to get deathly ill, if they puked all over, that would be hilarious, but I don't want them to have any long term effects, and I sure as fuck don't want to get sued, that's no fun. So, if someone does drink this, do you think they'll just puke right then and be fine later?

http://www.fucksaddam.com/milk1.jpg
http://www.fucksaddam.com/milk4.jpg

Tubguy 04-28-2004 02:31 AM

http://www.ko-company.com/video/sonic/photo/SOF004.jpg

http://www.ko-company.com/video/sonic/photo/SOF014.jpg

Dawgy 04-28-2004 02:31 AM

if they can stand to swallow it, itll probly kill em.

matty 04-28-2004 02:32 AM

Here's an idea... Why dont you avoid the lawsuits and throw the milk in the garbage?

That or feed it to some unsuspecting cat :thumbsup

johnbosh 04-28-2004 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by matty
Here's an idea... Why dont you avoid the lawsuits and throw the milk in the garbage?

That or feed it to some unsuspecting cat :thumbsup

haha a cat

MrJackMeHoff 04-28-2004 02:33 AM

http://picwhore.com/disgustin.jpg

Shoehorn! 04-28-2004 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
if they can stand to swallow it, itll probly kill em.
Fuck, you really think it would kill them?

As far as the lawsuits, I could have them sign some sort of liability release?

KittyLix 04-28-2004 02:35 AM

:repuke

reynold 04-28-2004 02:36 AM

You'd pay more than $100 if you dared anybody to drink that stuff! It'll kill them!

Shoehorn! 04-28-2004 02:38 AM

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Originally posted by reynold
You'd pay more than $100 if you dared anybody to drink that stuff! It'll kill them!
Shit. There goes three months of preperation, right down the drain. But, I have another idea, what if I just paid them to take a huge whiff of it, they wouldn't die, but they might puke all over the place, right? :)

Pornwolf 04-28-2004 02:48 AM

You need a hobby my friend. :glugglug

Dawgy 04-28-2004 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
You need a hobby my friend. :glugglug

mrniceguy 04-28-2004 02:57 AM

Yes, one leazy cat!

Shoehorn! 04-28-2004 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
You need a hobby my friend. :glugglug
HAHA, I always kind of looked at this as a hobby. :)

Shortbread 04-28-2004 03:05 AM

I think that is terrible and really unhealthy. You could really get sick from doing that. And I am talking long term here.

Shoehorn! 04-28-2004 03:10 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbread
I think that is terrible and really unhealthy. You could really get sick from doing that. And I am talking long term here.
Dammit. I guess it's better that I find that out now rather than later though.

Vitasoy 04-28-2004 03:13 AM

People on the streets might drink it for 100 bucks, they might get really illl though

Shoehorn! 04-28-2004 03:15 AM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
People on the streets might drink it for 100 bucks, they might get really illl though
I'd rather not risk it. The last thing I need is a lawsuit against some homeless guy. Still, I have to think of something to do with this rancid milk. Any suggestions?

KDizzla 04-28-2004 03:16 AM

Why the fuck would you keep milk for 3 months in the first place?

Gman.357 04-28-2004 03:23 AM

I'm not so sure anyone would be able to consume enough of it to actually get ill (long-term). Basically, after the first swig, most people's gag reflex would kick in high gear and they'd simply puke it up. But you never know.

You might have to pay to have their stomach pumped.

I remember many years ago, daring an acquaintance of mine to drink a "big gulp" sized cup of puddle water from the Burger King parking lot. Of course cars had been driving through it, etc. It was filthy. The guy must have been mentally ill, because he actually did it for a mere $60. He didn't die, but he did get violently ill a few hours later I recall. I felt terrible about it afterwards, but he was stupid enough to do it.

:(

jojojo 04-28-2004 03:26 AM

you could pour it into a water gun and then walk up to people in your school and say 'wassup biotch' and spray them in the face with it and see what happens :2 cents:

Gman.357 04-28-2004 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jojojo
you could pour it into a water gun and then walk up to people in your school and say 'wassup biotch' and spray them in the face with it and see what happens :2 cents:
It might be too "chunky" to pour into a water gun.

hova 04-28-2004 03:33 AM

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Originally posted by jojojo
you could pour it into a water gun and then walk up to people in your school and say 'wassup biotch' and spray them in the face with it and see what happens :2 cents:
Dont let my little brother know about this

Shoehorn! 04-28-2004 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KDizzla
Why the fuck would you keep milk for 3 months in the first place?
This was a stunt I'd been planning for awhile. Unfortunately I didn't consider the fact that someone could get deathly ill from it. Maybe I should call a doctor and ask or something.

The water gun idea is good, but the milk is like yellow water with a white sludge at the bottom. It's really pretty fucking gross to even look at.

StRoGE 04-28-2004 04:52 AM

Find some way to force the chunky milk into a water balloon and find someone who pissed you off in the past...thats my suggestion.

Shoehorn! 04-28-2004 04:53 AM

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Originally posted by StRoGE
Find some way to force the chunky milk into a water balloon and find someone who pissed you off in the past...thats my suggestion.
HAHAHAHA, excellent suggestion. Pure fucking genius. :thumbsup

Goose 04-28-2004 04:53 AM

damn that stuff must be deadly...:1orglaugh

VeriSexy 04-28-2004 04:55 AM

OMG you have WMD in your fridge!!! I am calling the CIA!!!! :1orglaugh

MattO 04-28-2004 04:57 AM

Just pay someone to hold a bunch in their mouth and swish it around, the longer they swish, the more money you pay them. Then they wouldn't have to swallow it and get ill.

Preacher 04-28-2004 04:58 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I'd rather not risk it. The last thing I need is a lawsuit against some homeless guy. Still, I have to think of something to do with this rancid milk. Any suggestions?
put it in the trash :)

Preacher 04-28-2004 04:59 AM

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Originally posted by jojojo
you could pour it into a water gun and then walk up to people in your school and say 'wassup biotch' and spray them in the face with it and see what happens :2 cents:
...and tell them it's horse cum :1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 04-28-2004 05:00 AM

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Originally posted by MattO
Just pay someone to hold a bunch in their mouth and swish it around, the longer they swish, the more money you pay them. Then they wouldn't have to swallow it and get ill.
That's a very good idea too. :thumbsup

Lace 04-28-2004 05:00 AM

LOL thats some sick shit, ive had milk in the fridge for about a week after it had spoiled or whatever and it was sinfully disgusting. :1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 04-28-2004 05:00 AM

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Originally posted by Preacher
...and tell them it's horse cum :1orglaugh
HAHAHAHA. :thumbsup

Royal Cash 04-28-2004 05:14 AM

yes, some people can kill for a bottle of alcohol :glugglug


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