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The average man jacks off once per day and releases 10cc of semen. The average man jacks off once per day and releases 10cc of semen.
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Old 04-07-2004, 05:56 PM   #1
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The average man jacks off once per day and releases 10cc of semen.
Figure 2 billion whackable males on the planet, and that's 20 billion ccs of seminal fluid.

5,283,441.02 US gallons.

Where does it all go?
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Old 04-07-2004, 06:01 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2004, 06:04 PM   #3
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Old 04-07-2004, 07:02 PM   #5
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My opinion is down the drain to the wash mashine or down the shower drain. lol
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Old 04-07-2004, 07:03 PM   #6
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Where does it all go?
The average eroswebmaster goes through approximately 2 feet of toilet tissue a day.
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Old 04-07-2004, 07:04 PM   #7
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Old 04-07-2004, 07:09 PM   #8
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Old 04-07-2004, 07:11 PM   #9
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When you jack off at least one time per day you're truely desperate.
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Old 04-07-2004, 07:15 PM   #10
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When you jack off at least one time per day you're truely desperate.
I don't think you have made a single intelligent comment since you joined this board...you by far are one of the biggest tards on here.

Now hurry up, gather your supplies like your special helmet, walkman and yellow backpack lord knows your one shoe bigger than the other will slow you down as you try to catch the short bus.
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Old 04-07-2004, 07:21 PM   #11
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I jerk off 2 times per day, that makes me two times better than average!
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Old 04-07-2004, 07:34 PM   #12
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I don't think you have made a single intelligent comment since you joined this board...you by far are one of the biggest tards on here.

Now hurry up, gather your supplies like your special helmet, walkman and yellow backpack lord knows your one shoe bigger than the other will slow you down as you try to catch the short bus.
he was one of the earliest entries on my ignore list
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Old 04-07-2004, 07:44 PM   #13
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Once a day, damn that does not seem realistic...

More like twice a day, LOL
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Old 04-07-2004, 07:48 PM   #14
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on the closest living animal or person/mammal.
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Old 04-07-2004, 08:10 PM   #16
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I don't think you have made a single intelligent comment since you joined this board...you by far are one of the biggest tards on here.

Now hurry up, gather your supplies like your special helmet, walkman and yellow backpack lord knows your one shoe bigger than the other will slow you down as you try to catch the short bus.
Do you really think I give a fuck about you ?

First go cut your hair , buy a fucking razor and second if you were not a tard you'd buy a treadmill at least to lose some weight you lazy fatfuck.. they even posted you there where you get the top spot : http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=265287

Enjoy the next few years you have to live face it you'll die probably of a heart attack sooner or later truth hurts doesn't it ?
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Old 04-07-2004, 08:36 PM   #17
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When you jack off at least one time per day you're truely desperate.
That makes no fucking sense. Once a day isn't desperate in the least. Are you a troll, or just an idiot?
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Old 04-07-2004, 08:40 PM   #18
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Figure 2 billion whackable males on the planet, and that's 20 billion ccs of seminal fluid.

5,283,441.02 US gallons.
Fascinating. Now the good news. I just saved a lot of money on my insurance by switching to Geico.
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Old 04-07-2004, 08:49 PM   #19
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Figure 2 billion whackable males on the planet, and that's 20 billion ccs of seminal fluid.

5,283,441.02 US gallons.

Where does it all go?
To the ocean then back into our drinking water supply.
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Old 04-07-2004, 08:49 PM   #20
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To the ocean then back into our drinking water supply.

you jack off into the ocean?
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Old 04-07-2004, 08:56 PM   #21
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Where does it all go?
You know those little coffee creamers at McDonalds?
Yeeeeah....
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Old 04-07-2004, 09:00 PM   #22
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i think most of it just dries off or in the toilet and then dries out
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Old 04-07-2004, 09:48 PM   #23
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Just imagine how much shit, piss, and snot is produced across the planet every day. Where is THAT going?!
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Old 04-07-2004, 09:50 PM   #24
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That's the real reason why the ocean is so salty.
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he was one of the earliest entries on my ignore list
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Old 04-07-2004, 10:02 PM   #26
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i think most of it just dries off or in the toilet and then dries out
yeah no doubt!!!!
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Thank God most women swallow.

They are doing their part to keep the bios pure!
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Old 04-07-2004, 10:09 PM   #28
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Do you really think I give a fuck about you ?

First go cut your hair , buy a fucking razor and second if you were not a tard you'd buy a treadmill at least to lose some weight you lazy fatfuck.. they even posted you there where you get the top spot : http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=265287

Enjoy the next few years you have to live face it you'll die probably of a heart attack sooner or later truth hurts doesn't it ?
Haha you cared so much you just had to respond.

Boy do me a favor...#1 go slap the cum out your mama's mouth and tell her to pop a morning after pill I don't want to father yet another one of her children...#2 I may be fat...but guess what? I can go on a diet...you on the other hand will still be a tard who gets zero respect around here.
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Old 04-07-2004, 10:37 PM   #29
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'tard' ????

Please define that

I think I last heard that in 1971ish.

Must be lovers - inside intimate thing.

BTW - I donate my sperm regularly to the 'Genetic Research Foundation For The Prevention Of Tards'. Not that a tard should be consider any less of a person. But we could use less of them whatever they are I'm sure.

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Old 04-07-2004, 10:39 PM   #30
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Thank God most women swallow.

They are doing their part to keep the bios pure!
That's not part of the "jacking off" equation. That falls into the blow job department.
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Old 04-07-2004, 10:39 PM   #31
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Old 04-07-2004, 10:41 PM   #32
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5,283,441.02 US gallons? damn...that would make for a hell of a bukkake scene
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