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The average man jacks off once per day and releases 10cc of semen.
Figure 2 billion whackable males on the planet, and that's 20 billion ccs of seminal fluid.
5,283,441.02 US gallons. Where does it all go? |
:Graucho
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Mayonnaise:thumbsup
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My opinion is down the drain to the wash mashine or down the shower drain. lol:Graucho
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2 square feet of wall
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In your coffee? :1orglaugh
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When you jack off at least one time per day you're truely desperate.
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Now hurry up, gather your supplies like your special helmet, walkman and yellow backpack lord knows your one shoe bigger than the other will slow you down as you try to catch the short bus. |
I jerk off 2 times per day, that makes me two times better than average!
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Once a day, damn that does not seem realistic...
More like twice a day, LOL |
into some hoes mouth
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on the closest living animal or person/mammal.
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First go cut your hair :uhoh , buy a fucking razor and second if you were not a tard you'd buy a treadmill at least to lose some weight you lazy fatfuck.. they even posted you there where you get the top spot : http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=265287 Enjoy the next few years you have to live face it you'll die probably of a heart attack sooner or later truth hurts doesn't it ? |
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you jack off into the ocean? |
Where does it all go?
You know those little coffee creamers at McDonalds? Yeeeeah.... |
i think most of it just dries off or in the toilet and then dries out
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Just imagine how much shit, piss, and snot is produced across the planet every day. Where is THAT going?!
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That's the real reason why the ocean is so salty.
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Thank God most women swallow.
They are doing their part to keep the bios pure! :thumbsup |
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Boy do me a favor...#1 go slap the cum out your mama's mouth and tell her to pop a morning after pill I don't want to father yet another one of her children...#2 I may be fat...but guess what? I can go on a diet...you on the other hand will still be a tard who gets zero respect around here. |
'tard' ????
Please define that :glugglug I think I last heard that in 1971ish. Must be lovers - inside intimate thing. BTW - I donate my sperm regularly to the 'Genetic Research Foundation For The Prevention Of Tards'. Not that a tard should be consider any less of a person. But we could use less of them whatever they are I'm sure. :winkwink: |
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I am a wanker:Graucho
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5,283,441.02 US gallons? damn...that would make for a hell of a bukkake scene :thumbsup
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