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Hawkeye 04-07-2004 05:56 PM

The average man jacks off once per day and releases 10cc of semen.
 
Figure 2 billion whackable males on the planet, and that's 20 billion ccs of seminal fluid.

5,283,441.02 US gallons.

Where does it all go?

buddyjuf 04-07-2004 06:01 PM

:Graucho

gwilkins 04-07-2004 06:04 PM

Mayonnaise:thumbsup

m00d 04-07-2004 06:44 PM

:)

SEXYBIATCH 04-07-2004 07:02 PM

My opinion is down the drain to the wash mashine or down the shower drain. lol:Graucho

eroswebmaster 04-07-2004 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye


Where does it all go?

The average eroswebmaster goes through approximately 2 feet of toilet tissue a day.

DR_PHIL 04-07-2004 07:04 PM

2 square feet of wall

KDizzla 04-07-2004 07:09 PM

In your coffee? :1orglaugh

Ic3m4nZ 04-07-2004 07:11 PM

When you jack off at least one time per day you're truely desperate.

eroswebmaster 04-07-2004 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
When you jack off at least one time per day you're truely desperate.
I don't think you have made a single intelligent comment since you joined this board...you by far are one of the biggest tards on here.

Now hurry up, gather your supplies like your special helmet, walkman and yellow backpack lord knows your one shoe bigger than the other will slow you down as you try to catch the short bus.

The Heron 04-07-2004 07:21 PM

I jerk off 2 times per day, that makes me two times better than average!

Lane 04-07-2004 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster


I don't think you have made a single intelligent comment since you joined this board...you by far are one of the biggest tards on here.

Now hurry up, gather your supplies like your special helmet, walkman and yellow backpack lord knows your one shoe bigger than the other will slow you down as you try to catch the short bus.

he was one of the earliest entries on my ignore list :1orglaugh

dav555add 04-07-2004 07:44 PM

Once a day, damn that does not seem realistic...

More like twice a day, LOL

wdsguy 04-07-2004 07:48 PM

into some hoes mouth

InsaneMidget 04-07-2004 07:53 PM

on the closest living animal or person/mammal.

Ic3m4nZ 04-07-2004 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster


I don't think you have made a single intelligent comment since you joined this board...you by far are one of the biggest tards on here.

Now hurry up, gather your supplies like your special helmet, walkman and yellow backpack lord knows your one shoe bigger than the other will slow you down as you try to catch the short bus.

Do you really think I give a fuck about you ?

First go cut your hair :uhoh , buy a fucking razor and second if you were not a tard you'd buy a treadmill at least to lose some weight you lazy fatfuck.. they even posted you there where you get the top spot : http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=265287

Enjoy the next few years you have to live face it you'll die probably of a heart attack sooner or later truth hurts doesn't it ?

Plan9 04-07-2004 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
When you jack off at least one time per day you're truely desperate.
That makes no fucking sense. Once a day isn't desperate in the least. Are you a troll, or just an idiot?

Bansheelinks 04-07-2004 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
Figure 2 billion whackable males on the planet, and that's 20 billion ccs of seminal fluid.

5,283,441.02 US gallons.

Fascinating. Now the good news. I just saved a lot of money on my insurance by switching to Geico.

brickbat 04-07-2004 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
Figure 2 billion whackable males on the planet, and that's 20 billion ccs of seminal fluid.

5,283,441.02 US gallons.

Where does it all go?

To the ocean then back into our drinking water supply.

brizzad 04-07-2004 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brickbat


To the ocean then back into our drinking water supply.


you jack off into the ocean?

Plan9 04-07-2004 08:56 PM

Where does it all go?
You know those little coffee creamers at McDonalds?
Yeeeeah....

riosluts 04-07-2004 09:00 PM

i think most of it just dries off or in the toilet and then dries out

gornyhuy 04-07-2004 09:48 PM

Just imagine how much shit, piss, and snot is produced across the planet every day. Where is THAT going?!

hottoddy 04-07-2004 09:50 PM

That's the real reason why the ocean is so salty.

Webasic 04-07-2004 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane


he was one of the earliest entries on my ignore list :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Gheenz 04-07-2004 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by riosluts
i think most of it just dries off or in the toilet and then dries out
:1orglaugh yeah no doubt!!!!

Ian 04-07-2004 10:03 PM

Thank God most women swallow.

They are doing their part to keep the bios pure!



:thumbsup

eroswebmaster 04-07-2004 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ


Do you really think I give a fuck about you ?

First go cut your hair :uhoh , buy a fucking razor and second if you were not a tard you'd buy a treadmill at least to lose some weight you lazy fatfuck.. they even posted you there where you get the top spot : http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=265287

Enjoy the next few years you have to live face it you'll die probably of a heart attack sooner or later truth hurts doesn't it ?

Haha you cared so much you just had to respond.

Boy do me a favor...#1 go slap the cum out your mama's mouth and tell her to pop a morning after pill I don't want to father yet another one of her children...#2 I may be fat...but guess what? I can go on a diet...you on the other hand will still be a tard who gets zero respect around here.

MrBone 04-07-2004 10:37 PM

'tard' ????

Please define that :glugglug

I think I last heard that in 1971ish.

Must be lovers - inside intimate thing.

BTW - I donate my sperm regularly to the 'Genetic Research Foundation For The Prevention Of Tards'. Not that a tard should be consider any less of a person. But we could use less of them whatever they are I'm sure.

:winkwink:

StuartD 04-07-2004 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ian
Thank God most women swallow.

They are doing their part to keep the bios pure!

:thumbsup

That's not part of the "jacking off" equation. That falls into the blow job department.

jimboc 04-07-2004 10:39 PM

I am a wanker:Graucho

Strife 04-07-2004 10:41 PM

5,283,441.02 US gallons? damn...that would make for a hell of a bukkake scene :thumbsup


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