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Hawkeye · 04-07-2004, 05:56 PM

Figure 2 billion whackable males on the planet, and that's 20 billion ccs of seminal fluid.

5,283,441.02 US gallons.

Where does it all go?

04-07-2004, 06:01 PM

gwilkins · 04-07-2004, 06:04 PM

Mayonnaise

m00d · 04-07-2004, 06:44 PM

SEXYBIATCH · 04-07-2004, 07:02 PM

My opinion is down the drain to the wash mashine or down the shower drain. lol

eroswebmaster · 04-07-2004, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye

Where does it all go?

The average eroswebmaster goes through approximately 2 feet of toilet tissue a day.

DR_PHIL · 04-07-2004, 07:04 PM

2 square feet of wall

KDizzla · 04-07-2004, 07:09 PM

In your coffee?

Ic3m4nZ · 04-07-2004, 07:11 PM

When you jack off at least one time per day you're truely desperate.

eroswebmaster · 04-07-2004, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
When you jack off at least one time per day you're truely desperate.

I don't think you have made a single intelligent comment since you joined this board...you by far are one of the biggest tards on here.

Now hurry up, gather your supplies like your special helmet, walkman and yellow backpack lord knows your one shoe bigger than the other will slow you down as you try to catch the short bus.

The Heron · 04-07-2004, 07:21 PM

I jerk off 2 times per day, that makes me two times better than average!

Lane · 04-07-2004, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

I don't think you have made a single intelligent comment since you joined this board...you by far are one of the biggest tards on here.

Now hurry up, gather your supplies like your special helmet, walkman and yellow backpack lord knows your one shoe bigger than the other will slow you down as you try to catch the short bus.

he was one of the earliest entries on my ignore list

dav555add · 04-07-2004, 07:44 PM

Once a day, damn that does not seem realistic...

More like twice a day, LOL

wdsguy · 04-07-2004, 07:48 PM

into some hoes mouth

InsaneMidget · 04-07-2004, 07:53 PM

on the closest living animal or person/mammal.

Ic3m4nZ · 04-07-2004, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

I don't think you have made a single intelligent comment since you joined this board...you by far are one of the biggest tards on here.

Now hurry up, gather your supplies like your special helmet, walkman and yellow backpack lord knows your one shoe bigger than the other will slow you down as you try to catch the short bus.

Do you really think I give a fuck about you ?

First go cut your hair

, buy a fucking razor and second if you were not a tard you'd buy a treadmill at least to lose some weight you lazy fatfuck.. they even posted you there where you get the top spot : http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=265287

Enjoy the next few years you have to live face it you'll die probably of a heart attack sooner or later truth hurts doesn't it ?

Plan9 · 04-07-2004, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
When you jack off at least one time per day you're truely desperate.

That makes no fucking sense. Once a day isn't desperate in the least. Are you a troll, or just an idiot?

Bansheelinks · 04-07-2004, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
Figure 2 billion whackable males on the planet, and that's 20 billion ccs of seminal fluid.

5,283,441.02 US gallons.

Fascinating. Now the good news. I just saved a lot of money on my insurance by switching to Geico.

brickbat · 04-07-2004, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
Figure 2 billion whackable males on the planet, and that's 20 billion ccs of seminal fluid.

5,283,441.02 US gallons.

Where does it all go?

To the ocean then back into our drinking water supply.

brizzad · 04-07-2004, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brickbat

To the ocean then back into our drinking water supply.

you jack off into the ocean?

Plan9 · 04-07-2004, 08:56 PM

Where does it all go?
You know those little coffee creamers at McDonalds?
Yeeeeah....

riosluts · 04-07-2004, 09:00 PM

i think most of it just dries off or in the toilet and then dries out

gornyhuy · 04-07-2004, 09:48 PM

Just imagine how much shit, piss, and snot is produced across the planet every day. Where is THAT going?!

hottoddy · 04-07-2004, 09:50 PM

That's the real reason why the ocean is so salty.

Webasic · 04-07-2004, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane

he was one of the earliest entries on my ignore list

Gheenz · 04-07-2004, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by riosluts
i think most of it just dries off or in the toilet and then dries out

yeah no doubt!!!!

Ian · 04-07-2004, 10:03 PM

Thank God most women swallow.

They are doing their part to keep the bios pure!

eroswebmaster · 04-07-2004, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ

Do you really think I give a fuck about you ?

First go cut your hair , buy a fucking razor and second if you were not a tard you'd buy a treadmill at least to lose some weight you lazy fatfuck.. they even posted you there where you get the top spot : http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=265287

Enjoy the next few years you have to live face it you'll die probably of a heart attack sooner or later truth hurts doesn't it ?

Haha you cared so much you just had to respond.

Boy do me a favor...#1 go slap the cum out your mama's mouth and tell her to pop a morning after pill I don't want to father yet another one of her children...#2 I may be fat...but guess what? I can go on a diet...you on the other hand will still be a tard who gets zero respect around here.

MrBone · 04-07-2004, 10:37 PM

'tard' ????

Please define that

I think I last heard that in 1971ish.

Must be lovers - inside intimate thing.

BTW - I donate my sperm regularly to the 'Genetic Research Foundation For The Prevention Of Tards'. Not that a tard should be consider any less of a person. But we could use less of them whatever they are I'm sure.

StuartD · 04-07-2004, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by Ian
Thank God most women swallow.

They are doing their part to keep the bios pure!

That's not part of the "jacking off" equation. That falls into the blow job department.

jimboc · 04-07-2004, 10:39 PM

I am a wanker

Strife · 04-07-2004, 10:41 PM

5,283,441.02 US gallons? damn...that would make for a hell of a bukkake scene

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