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Old 04-07-2004, 01:11 AM   #1
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is there a doctor in the house?

with the vast amount of shitty posts lately, i thought i'd offer up one of my own.

ever gotten up after pinching one off, turned to flush, but paused to admire your effort first only to notice a fair amount of bright red blood in the bowl?

before anyone asks:
no, i'm not menstruating... i have a penis.
no, i'm not in the habit of jamming anything up there.
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Old 04-07-2004, 01:14 AM   #2
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Yeah, I admit, I always turn around to "judge" it. Sometimes I'm left disappointed & sometimes I pat myself on the back. Usually 50/50, but the job always gets done
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Old 04-07-2004, 01:14 AM   #3
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See a doctor.
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Old 04-07-2004, 01:16 AM   #4
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Terminal ass cancer. Don't bother with a doctor.
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Old 04-07-2004, 01:18 AM   #5
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only after a night of hot wings and cervesa
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Old 04-07-2004, 01:18 AM   #6
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No doctor yet, only in a few years. I don't understand your post completely. Bright red blood probably originates from a ruptured hemorroid, but I think you should visit your doctor. Good luck!
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Old 04-07-2004, 01:23 AM   #7
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If you're not losing a lot of blood rectally it's probably nothing to worry about. From what I understand, it's actually common. Just tears in the rectum; but don't quote me!
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Old 04-07-2004, 01:24 AM   #8
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if it happens again, i'll call the ass doctor.

getting old sucks.

in another 4 months i'll be 31..
AARP will be calling in no time.
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Old 04-07-2004, 01:26 AM   #9
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I'd take that shit pretty seriously, no pun intended, if it happens again definitely go see a doc. You shouldnt be having those kind of digestive system issues.
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