is there a doctor in the house?
 

with the vast amount of shitty posts lately, i thought i'd offer up one of my own.

ever gotten up after pinching one off, turned to flush, but paused to admire your effort first only to notice a fair amount of bright red blood in the bowl?

before anyone asks:
no, i'm not menstruating... i have a penis.
no, i'm not in the habit of jamming anything up there.

Yeah, I admit, I always turn around to "judge" it. Sometimes I'm left disappointed & sometimes I pat myself on the back. Usually 50/50, but the job always gets done :thumbsup

See a doctor. :2 cents:

Terminal ass cancer. Don't bother with a doctor.

only after a night of hot wings and cervesa

No doctor yet, only in a few years. I don't understand your post completely. Bright red blood probably originates from a ruptured hemorroid, but I think you should visit your doctor. Good luck!

If you're not losing a lot of blood rectally it's probably nothing to worry about. From what I understand, it's actually common. Just tears in the rectum; but don't quote me!

if it happens again, i'll call the ass doctor.

getting old sucks.

in another 4 months i'll be 31..
AARP will be calling in no time.
lol

I'd take that shit pretty seriously, no pun intended, if it happens again definitely go see a doc. You shouldnt be having those kind of digestive system issues.