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04-06-2004, 11:19 PM
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My new POEM to Jenna Jameson. What do you think?
Here it is... I am getting into poetry. My art professor said I am very witty and clever and that I have a future. He compared me to Henry Constable. So, here I go. My first official poem. This is to my one and only sweetheart, Jenna Jameson.
I see the stars when I go to sleep I see the sun when I awake I see the toilet when I shit I see your face when I masturbate I realise my love is true I know now that I love you With every squirt of cum I grow I realize how good you blow Oh, please my love, wont you stay Please stay, one more day. Stay with me until I shit. I shit a load On your clit. |
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04-06-2004, 11:21 PM
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OMG! I dont even know what to say!
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04-06-2004, 11:21 PM
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04-06-2004, 11:22 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA. It's GENIUS.
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04-06-2004, 11:22 PM
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04-06-2004, 11:26 PM
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Maybe I should do a poem each night before I go to bed?
I can start a trend... you all can look forward to reading my witty poems dedicated to my favorite p0rn0 stars.  |
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04-06-2004, 11:26 PM
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wtf ?
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your talented
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04-06-2004, 11:29 PM
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not sure if jenna wants you shitting on her clit anytime soon, but good poem
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04-06-2004, 11:29 PM
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04-06-2004, 11:30 PM
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The beast poem i've heard ever !
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04-06-2004, 11:30 PM
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04-06-2004, 11:32 PM
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ozzy's new ballad
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04-06-2004, 11:34 PM
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It's not as good as this poem to Chasey Lain.
Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? hahahahaha back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain Ya never wrote me back How could I ever eat Your ass when ya treat Your biggest fan like that? You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your ass You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show em them titties Now show em them titties P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show em them titties Now show em them titties Would ya fuck me for blow? |
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04-06-2004, 11:36 PM
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Until then, you'll just have to deal with my shit! |
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04-06-2004, 11:51 PM
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Nice! I like it.
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04-07-2004, 12:54 AM
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Hmm its a good thing we sell porn..
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04-07-2004, 01:15 AM
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I think it sucked, and was in poor taste. But that's just me. You'll probably become the next big thing around here, and clean up on selling your sig.
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04-07-2004, 01:22 AM
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Nice poem dude! your girlfriend gonna
swoon over.
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04-07-2004, 01:54 AM
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thief!
you stole those lyrics from Elton John!
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04-07-2004, 02:03 AM
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Nice poem
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04-07-2004, 02:08 AM
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That's a brilliant fucking poem! Mind if I borrow to pick up chicks??
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04-07-2004, 02:10 AM
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Yet another disturbing thread
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04-07-2004, 03:21 AM
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Nice poetry! I just hope you can recite
that in front of her! |
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04-07-2004, 12:51 PM
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04-07-2004, 01:01 PM
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entertaining little piece there
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