My new POEM to Jenna Jameson. What do you think?
 

Here it is... I am getting into poetry. My art professor said I am very witty and clever and that I have a future. He compared me to Henry Constable. So, here I go. My first official poem. This is to my one and only sweetheart, Jenna Jameson.

I see the stars when I go to sleep
I see the sun when I awake
I see the toilet when I shit
I see your face when I masturbate
I realise my love is true
I know now that I love you
With every squirt of cum I grow
I realize how good you blow
Oh, please my love, wont you stay
Please stay, one more day.
Stay with me until I shit. I shit a load
On your clit.

OMG! I dont even know what to say!

Wow... I left someone speechless. Damn I'm good :1orglaugh

HAHAHAHAHA. It's GENIUS. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Maybe I should do a poem each night before I go to bed?

I can start a trend... you all can look forward to reading my witty poems dedicated to my favorite p0rn0 stars. :Graucho

your talented :1orglaugh

not sure if jenna wants you shitting on her clit anytime soon, but good poem :thumbsup

:eyecrazy

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh The beast poem i've heard ever !

:1orglaugh

ozzy's new ballad

It's not as good as this poem to Chasey Lain.


Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
hahahahaha back as soon as you can
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
Would ya fuck me for blow?

I have a long ways to go to catch up to the clever ranks of The Bloodhound Gang...

Until then, you'll just have to deal with my shit! :thumbsup

Nice! I like it. :1orglaugh

Hmm its a good thing we sell porn..:Graucho

I think it sucked, and was in poor taste. But that's just me. You'll probably become the next big thing around here, and clean up on selling your sig.

Nice poem dude! your girlfriend gonna
swoon over.

thief!

you stole those lyrics from Elton John!

Nice poem :thumbsup
Chasey Lain ----> :Hollering

That's a brilliant fucking poem! Mind if I borrow to pick up chicks?? :Graucho

Yet another disturbing thread
:(

Nice poetry! I just hope you can recite
that in front of her!:thumbsup

Already did. We're going on a date tomorrow.

entertaining little piece there :)