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Old 04-07-2004, 12:22 AM   #51
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Oh yea, I pissed on her bathroom floor, too.
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Old 04-07-2004, 12:26 AM   #52
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took rabbit shit and covered them in melted chocolate, once cooled and hardened, refilled a milk dud box and sold it to dickhead at school.
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Old 04-07-2004, 12:29 AM   #53
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i wasnt the one that shot at the preachers house, it wasnt ment for him, but rather his narc of a son anyways.
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Old 04-07-2004, 12:30 AM   #54
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The worst thing I've ever done is when I was selling Kirby vacuum cleaners. I had a demo at a widow's home, I'll never forget her name, it was Blossom Everts. She was on social security and didn't even have carpeting anywhere in the house.

I did my demonstration and talked with her quite a bit, she was a lonely old woman, we got a lot of those in that business. She was an easy sale. At first she said she couldn't afford the system, but I did what I always do and persisted. I got her payments down to something like $8.50 a month and got her to sign a contract.

The poor woman was so feeble that she couldn't even manage to put on the head of the cleaner, but she bought it anyway. I left that house feeling awful that I'd talked this poor old woman into something she clearly didn't need. That month I made more sales than anyone ever had in the history of the company in that state, and won a vacaction in Bermuda for the month's sales.

I never went back to visit Blossom, but thought of her often. This was about 30 yrs ago, so she's probably died by now, she was very old at the time, probably around 80.

I wish I could have put my competitive spirit aside just for that one day, it haunts me still
That would eat me up, I have a lot of compassion for old people.

When I see on the news that old people have been beaten up or scammed I want so badly to form a vigilante group and hunt these fuckers' skulls down. Want in?
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Old 04-07-2004, 12:35 AM   #55
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That would eat me up, I have a lot of compassion for old people.

When I see on the news that old people have been beaten up or scammed I want so badly to form a vigilante group and hunt these fuckers' skulls down. Want in?
I would, but doing something bad to the fuckers might make me feel guilty.. lol
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Old 04-07-2004, 12:36 AM   #56
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Well there really isnt one certain instance that stands out in my mind, but when I was a kid me and my buddy went on little hunting outings, he had a pump action bb/pellet rifle, I had a semi automatic (9mm replica) CO2 pellet pistol. Anything that moved was game, we killed rabbits, ducks, squirrels, and way too many birds to even count, I know on one day we got a duck, a rabbit, and 7 birds. Also one time shot a squirrel and he started pissing everywhere, guess I shot his bladder out, at the time we were laughing so hard it hurt, so he was lucky and got away.

Now I look back on those days and it makes me sick, I could never do that again, but back then I have to admit it was good fun.
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Old 04-07-2004, 12:39 AM   #57
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Old 04-07-2004, 12:40 AM   #58
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I can't tell the worst thing I have ever done. I'd finish in jail.
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Old 04-07-2004, 12:55 AM   #59
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The worst thing I've ever done is when I was selling Kirby vacuum cleaners. I had a demo at a widow's home, I'll never forget her name, it was Blossom Everts. She was on social security and didn't even have carpeting anywhere in the house.

I did my demonstration and talked with her quite a bit, she was a lonely old woman, we got a lot of those in that business. She was an easy sale. At first she said she couldn't afford the system, but I did what I always do and persisted. I got her payments down to something like $8.50 a month and got her to sign a contract.

The poor woman was so feeble that she couldn't even manage to put on the head of the cleaner, but she bought it anyway. I left that house feeling awful that I'd talked this poor old woman into something she clearly didn't need. That month I made more sales than anyone ever had in the history of the company in that state, and won a vacaction in Bermuda for the month's sales.

I never went back to visit Blossom, but thought of her often. This was about 30 yrs ago, so she's probably died by now, she was very old at the time, probably around 80.

I wish I could have put my competitive spirit aside just for that one day, it haunts me still
hahaha you scumbag! how much did you knock off your commission for her? anything? i went through kirby training right after highschool, the whole operation is super shady... i ended up quitting before i ever went on a sales call... they try to brainwash people.... shitty place, warren buffet the liberal socialist should be ashamed of himself for the business practices of that company
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Old 04-07-2004, 12:57 AM   #60
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oh yeah heres one: in highschool gym class we would run laps ever day around the gym and i knocked this kid into the wall during laps and he pissed himself so i did it for the rest of the week and he pissed himself a few more times... pretty bad, but still probably not my worst
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Old 04-07-2004, 01:53 AM   #61
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hahaha you scumbag! how much did you knock off your commission for her? anything? i went through kirby training right after highschool, the whole operation is super shady... i ended up quitting before i ever went on a sales call... they try to brainwash people.... shitty place, warren buffet the liberal socialist should be ashamed of himself for the business practices of that company
I think I gave her $50 off in trade for her old vacuum. I don't know why you say it's shady though, as far as I could see everything was on the up and up.. I even went into a franchise with my boss in another city after that. I gave it up because I got burned out, it doesn't take long to get that way after working at hard sales like that.
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Old 04-07-2004, 03:10 AM   #62
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When I took away my dad's car.
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Old 04-07-2004, 03:12 AM   #63
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Old 04-07-2004, 03:17 AM   #64
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defining moment for me was about 4-5 years ago.

I have always loved animals but we had a skunk problem here and it was getting scarry for my wife to even go out to her car in the morning on her way to work. One tried to spray her one morning and missed but got the car - it stank for weeks. So one day in the backyard I saw two young skunks and I shot one with my 22. The other one ran into the bushes and about 5 mins later came out to check on his dead buddy. I shot him too. Then it hit me, and i couldn't believe I had done that. I have never picked up a gun again. We had more skunks but I trapped every one after that and released them 15 miles away. Once we got the dog the skunks never came near our land again.

That day is still with me and I'm completely disgusted with myself for my actions that day. I felt completely unworthy to be on the planet for weeks after that and still do when i think about it.

What's the worst thing you've ever done?

Sorry sleazy. That is sad. But you learned something from it and that's a good thing. There are people who do the same thing every day and never learn a thing from it. They have not the depth or the compassion to even understand what they're doing.

I've done much worse though and though I'd never tell anyone the worst thing I've done. But, one of the many things I have done that I can talk about still haunts me.

I was 24 at the time. I had been studying Hap-Ki-Do for years but never tested for anything higher than a yellow belt because at the time in my line of work being a registered black belt was a liability.

I was at a bar with my girlfriend at the time and some other friends. I was playing some pinball game they had there. When I went back to my seat at the bar some dude was in my chair and my girlfriend was asking him to move. He was arguing with her and by the time I approached it was very heated. He stood up, slapped her and said, "I said fuck off bitch!"

I lost it. The dude was huge! Bigger than me and I'm pretty big. I hit him square in the nose and it just exploded with blood. He didn't even really budge. He started to swing on me and I dodged it, kicked his knee out and he dropped. I kept kicking him even after he fell. I was in a rage. Security grabbed me and tried to pull me off of him.

The cops were called, took a report and dude was taken to the hospital. He tried to have me arrested over the next few months and when that didn't work he sued me. As it turns out he's crippled for life and needs a Cane to walk now and will always need one. When I hit him the first time and broke his nose the pressure caused some kind of hemorrhage in one of his eyes and is partially blind in that eye now. While I was kicking him I broke several ribs.

The guy was total dickhead and as it turns out had a long record of violence. But it doesn't change the fact that I know this guy to this day is crippled and will never be the same because I lost my temper. He'll never be able to run and play with his kids if he ever has any. His life is changed forever because of me.

I've been in many fights since then, (was a bouncer for a while) and I've never lost it since then. I don't care if two dickheads want to fight or if someone wants to kick my ass. But he hit my girl, she was such a good person, a real sweetheart and I just went insane when I saw him hit her. I think about that guy all the time and it was all over a bar stool.
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Old 04-07-2004, 03:57 AM   #65
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About five years ago, I started a fight with another girl at a party for no reason at all. I had always been a "nice" person and I was getting sick of it. I just wanted to see if I could be a jerk, and evidently I could.

What's worse is I eventually manipulated her into thinking the whole thing was her fault, so there was no actual cat fight - just this poor, dumb, drunk chick wondering how she'd managed to piss me off and feeling grateful that I'd forgiven her.

At the time it was kind of liberating to know I could be an asshole...but it's stayed with me, and ultimately I don't like who I was that night. I guess I needed to get it out of my system, but I don't want to do that again, ever.
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Old 04-07-2004, 04:04 AM   #66
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I've never done anything bad!! LOL

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I think the ugly was eat pussy.... :S yuck
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Old 04-07-2004, 05:38 AM   #67
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I'll never hurt another animal again (cept for food, i still love meat)

probally could shoot a human though - esp those that piss me off lol
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