US civil war predicted for 2004! - GoFuckYourself.com

volante · 04-05-2004, 04:56 AM

http://www.johntitor.com/

I really must stop reading these sort of websites, but they're just so much fun!

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Although there is debate over the exact date it started, on November 02, 2000, a person calling themselves Timetravel_0, and later John Titor, started posting on a public forum that he was a time traveler from the year 2036.

One of the first things he did was post pictures of his time machine and its operations manual. As the weeks went by, more and more people began questioning him about why he was here, the physics of time travel and his thoughts about our time. He also posted on other forums including the old Art Bell site. In his posts John Titor entertained, angered, frightened and even belittled those who engaged him in conversation.

On March 24, 2001, John Titor told us he would be leaving our time and returning to 2036. After that, he was never heard from again. Speculation and investigation about who John Titor was and why he was online continues to this day.

Some predictions for the near future (all allegedly written at the end of 2000/beginning of 2001):

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The year 2008 was a general date by which time everyone will realize the world they thought they were living in was over. The civil war in the United States will start in 2004. I would describe it as having a Waco type event every month that steadily gets worse. The conflict will consume everyone in the US by 2012 and end in 2015 with a very short WWIII.

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A world war in 2015 killed nearly three billion people.

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The new US capitol is in Omaha Nebraska.

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There are "gay" people in 2036.

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Most Canadians in 2036 are some of the most efficient, ruthless and dangerous people I know.

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There are no Republicans or Democrats to speak of. There are now over 10 major political parties.

Bookmark this thread and come back in a years time

Shoehorn! · 04-05-2004, 05:00 AM

HAHAHAHAHHA. That is so fucking ridiculous it's funny.

goBigtime · 04-05-2004, 05:02 AM

Brujah · 04-05-2004, 05:04 AM

Laugh now, but it's true. It's all true.

Kicker · 04-05-2004, 05:07 AM

Brujah · 04-05-2004, 05:11 AM

Sure. laugh.. keep laughing! I'm stocking up on duct tape and ammunition.

goBigtime · 04-05-2004, 06:04 AM

John Titor \/\/rites....

How can you possibly criticize me for any conflict that comes to you? I watch every day what you are doing as a society. While you sit by and watch your Constitution being torn away from you, you willfully eat poisoned food, buy manufactured products no one needs and turn an uncaring eye away from millions of people suffering and dying all around you. Is this the "Universal Law" you subscribe to?

Perhaps I should let you all in on a little secret. No one likes you in the future. This time period is looked at as being full of lazy, self-centered, civically ignorant sheep. Perhaps you should be less concerned about me and more concerned about that.

DR_PHIL · 04-05-2004, 06:10 AM

omaha nebraska eh lol

WicKed NinJas · 04-05-2004, 07:25 AM

Viva La Omaha

WicKed NinJas · 04-05-2004, 07:39 AM

hey there could really be time machines in 2036, I sure as hell dont know for sure...LOLOLOL

myjah · 04-05-2004, 07:45 AM

scary thing is you just never know...only time will tell and apparently we don't have to wait very long to find out

berg.the.red · 04-05-2004, 08:17 AM

while the text on that site may have been "doctored" or re-written --looking at some of the events happening around the world today ... might not take that big a stretch of the imagination to see that happening.

Roger · 04-05-2004, 08:25 AM

It's not impossible.
Let's say Kerry is elected, a couple of weeks later Al-Qaeda attacks and make 10k victims. The conservatives will be rioting on the street and some would even try to take out the president.

garett · 04-05-2004, 08:41 AM

This guy did manage to stur up quite a rucuss in 2000.. what stumps me though is why no one has bothered to see if there's a little John Titor running around somewhere in Florida (which I believe is where he said he was raised).

pornguy · 04-05-2004, 08:48 AM

Is that the same guy that was arrested for some kind of stockmarket fraud??

The guy invested like 500$ and made 300million in like 4 months. When he was arrested, he said that he was from the future and that was how he new what to invest in.

The strange thing was, that he did it during the time that the market was dumping every day 2 years ago.

He also has no arrest recors, and they said that they could not find a birth record either.

Strange.

icu33774 · 04-05-2004, 08:54 AM

"a person calling themselves Timetravel_0, and later John Titor, started posting on a public forum that he was a time traveler from the year 2036" If anyone belives this guy they are stupid as him!

radical · 04-05-2004, 08:55 AM

Geeeeeeez I was gonna move to the states aswell!! Think I'll stick to my cave here in scotland!!

Manowar · 04-05-2004, 08:56 AM

dropped9 · 04-05-2004, 08:59 AM

rowan · 04-05-2004, 09:00 AM

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Originally posted by pornguy
Is that the same guy that was arrested for some kind of stockmarket fraud??

The guy invested like 500$ and made 300million in like 4 months. When he was arrested, he said that he was from the future and that was how he new what to invest in.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html

Read the first 5 words of the title carefully.

volante · 04-05-2004, 09:07 AM

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Originally posted by pornguy
Is that the same guy that was arrested for some kind of stockmarket fraud??

The guy invested like 500$ and made 300million in like 4 months. When he was arrested, he said that he was from the future and that was how he new what to invest in.

The strange thing was, that he did it during the time that the market was dumping every day 2 years ago.

He also has no arrest recors, and they said that they could not find a birth record either.

Strange.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/insider.htm

ColBigBalls · 04-05-2004, 09:22 AM

Thong Sniper · 04-05-2004, 09:28 AM

Bush gets reelected in 2004. people revolt. seems fesible.

Pornopat · 04-05-2004, 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by Thong Sniper
Bush gets reelected in 2004. people revolt. seems fesible.

I can see it happening for this reason as well...
even inevitable maybe...

mrgica · 04-05-2004, 10:31 AM

If you believe to this story u are truly stupid dude

alias · 04-05-2004, 10:33 AM

believe

GeorgeJetson · 04-05-2004, 11:30 AM

Actually, the US currently has a civil war. We just chose to locate it in Iraq.

BradM · 04-05-2004, 11:38 AM

John Titor is so awesome!! I love that site. Been a bookmark for about a year now.

CDSmith · 04-05-2004, 11:46 AM

The future.......... hasn't happened yet.

foreverjason · 04-05-2004, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by Mystery Man
29 January 2001 12:25

Are the Olympics still being played in the future?

60. As a result of the many conflicts, no, there were no official Olympics after 2004. However, it appears they may be revived in 2040.

LOL This one cracked me up.
So guys you better get those tickets for Athens this year because there wont be another Olympic not even the one that they are building stadiums for in China right now for 2008
lol

and yet another one....
seek cover guys you supposed to be in the middle of a civil war right now haha

65. The civil war in the United States will start in 2004. I would describe it as having a Waco type event every month that steadily gets worse. The conflict will consume everyone in the US by 2012 and end in 2015 with a very short WWIII.

Doesnt look good http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercu...ts/8355387.htm

http://sport.guardian.co.uk/olympics...160710,00.html

High Quality · 04-05-2004, 11:49 AM

Hahaha

loverboy · 04-05-2004, 11:50 AM

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probably seeing some deal people

ModelPerfect · 04-05-2004, 12:01 PM

Did anyone ask him how the porn biz is in the future?

Flow · 04-05-2004, 10:13 PM

Two things I don't get....

(1) If the war is suppose to happen this year, and then shit hits the fan for years to come, with everyhahahaha in hidding and then a nuclear war, how was the time machine ever invented? In theory it would have to be already built but I gotta believe if a cival war happens, the enonomy will take a shit on a national and eventual worldwide bases. Who will have the funds to fund a time machine project.

(2) Several time he mentioned that he would not want to come back and warn us about Pearl Harbor because Hilter would get the a-bomb and there goes Britan. So why come back and warn us about the cival war and nuclear war. What happens if 10 years after when came back, the world finally has peace - the second coming happens, and life is grand after that. By coming back, he could have fucked up 1000 years of peace and harmony. Secondly, why not just come back and kill Hitler when he was a little boy in Germany?

Pure B.S. - some people have too much time on their hands.

Flow

Argoz · 04-05-2004, 10:16 PM

stocktrader23 · 04-05-2004, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by Flow
Two things I don't get....

(1) If the war is suppose to happen this year, and then shit hits the fan for years to come, with everyhahahaha in hidding and then a nuclear war, how was the time machine ever invented? In theory it would have to be already built but I gotta believe if a cival war happens, the enonomy will take a shit on a national and eventual worldwide bases. Who will have the funds to fund a time machine project.

(2) Several time he mentioned that he would not want to come back and warn us about Pearl Harbor because Hilter would get the a-bomb and there goes Britan. So why come back and warn us about the cival war and nuclear war. What happens if 10 years after when came back, the world finally has peace - the second coming happens, and life is grand after that. By coming back, he could have fucked up 1000 years of peace and harmony. Secondly, why not just come back and kill Hitler when he was a little boy in Germany?

Pure B.S. - some people have too much time on their hands.

Flow

Questioning the logic of a "time traveler" is worse than claiming to be a time traveler.

stocktrader23 · 04-05-2004, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by Flow

Pure B.S. - some people have too much time on their hands.

Flow

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You don't say?

Flow · 04-05-2004, 10:46 PM

I wasn't the one that started the thread. Do a search of John Titor and see how many sites come back - lots.

Not saying it's true or that I believe it one bit, but reading more and more about it is kinda scary. Think about our current situation (and keep in mind that this was started in 2000). Our lovely president started a war with Iraq based on lies and deceptions - all in the name of terror. Then in the name of terror rapidly, and I mean rapidly, signed the Patriot Act into law. An act that takes away more civil liberties that you or I will ever understand. The multiple Waco type events this dude was talking about could very well be the Government breaking into peoples houses and gunning them down - all in the name of terror. Don't say it couldn't happen - how many peoples lives were ruined because of McCarthy and his witch hunt for "Communists" living in the good ole' USA.

As one person said, "Go back 500 years ago and tell people that we will be flying jet aircraft and space shuttle missions to the space station and you would be drawn and quartered." People just would not buy it.

psyko514 · 04-05-2004, 11:01 PM

Americans killing each other... what a loss.

brickbat · 04-06-2004, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
John Titor is so awesome!! I love that site. Been a bookmark for about a year now.

I'd never heard of this guy, but I've spent the last 24 hours reading everything I can on him, I've just never encountered such a brilliant, complex hoax. Hella entertaining stuff

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Flow Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 518	I wasn't the one that started the thread. Do a search of John Titor and see how many sites come back - lots. Not saying it's true or that I believe it one bit, but reading more and more about it is kinda scary. Think about our current situation (and keep in mind that this was started in 2000). Our lovely president started a war with Iraq based on lies and deceptions - all in the name of terror. Then in the name of terror rapidly, and I mean rapidly, signed the Patriot Act into law. An act that takes away more civil liberties that you or I will ever understand. The multiple Waco type events this dude was talking about could very well be the Government breaking into peoples houses and gunning them down - all in the name of terror. Don't say it couldn't happen - how many peoples lives were ruined because of McCarthy and his witch hunt for "Communists" living in the good ole' USA. As one person said, "Go back 500 years ago and tell people that we will be flying jet aircraft and space shuttle missions to the space station and you would be drawn and quartered." People just would not buy it.

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