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Old 04-06-2004, 01:11 PM   #1
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fuck porn, time to start selling furniture

This news changes a whole lot of view points for the retail industry.
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:11 PM   #2
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:13 PM   #3
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I knew a guy who made a killing selling mattresses. There's so much markup in those things, he personally made a $100 bonus for every king mattress sold.
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:16 PM   #4
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I'm in! And juicy seems to be too! He can provide the wool extra cheap!

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Old 04-06-2004, 01:16 PM   #5
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I'm in! And juicy seems to be too! He can provide the wool extra cheap!

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I have a good source for the wool
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:17 PM   #6
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or we can all just start selling houses or cars. there is like $10K commission per luxary car and house that you sell
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:17 PM   #7
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After today's visits to the dentists, i regret that i had chosen to study "international relations" 5 years ago
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:17 PM   #8
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Kill those sheep and make them matresses.

Sheep = $0.00
Bullets = $0.20
Cheap Labor = $3
Selling a $3.20 matress for $800.00 = Priceless
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:19 PM   #9
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After today's visits to the dentists, i regret that i had chosen to study "international relations" 5 years ago
Hehe. That hasn't helped you in the porn industry?

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Old 04-06-2004, 01:19 PM   #10
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selling furniture and cars cant be as exciting as porn
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:21 PM   #11
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or we can all just start selling houses or cars. there is like $10K commission per luxary car and house that you sell
Trump doesn't make 56 billion a year. And how often do you have lawsuits in the furniture selling business?
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:22 PM   #12
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Anyone ever been to Wick's Furniture? Their salespeople are far more aggresive than a circle-jerk, pop-up hell site. They wait like vultures near the entrance. I'll never step foot in one again ... fuckers.
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:26 PM   #13
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I hate those guys
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:38 PM   #14
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Kill those sheep and make them matresses.

Sheep = $0.00
Bullets = $0.20
Cheap Labor = $3
Selling a $3.20 matress for $800.00 = Priceless
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Old 04-06-2004, 02:55 PM   #15
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