fuck porn, time to start selling furniture
 

This news changes a whole lot of view points for the retail industry.

I knew a guy who made a killing selling mattresses. There's so much markup in those things, he personally made a $100 bonus for every king mattress sold.

I'm in! And juicy seems to be too! He can provide the wool extra cheap!

Cheers,
Matt

I have a good source for the wool:Graucho

or we can all just start selling houses or cars. there is like $10K commission per luxary car and house that you sell

After today's visits to the dentists, i regret that i had chosen to study "international relations" 5 years ago :(

:ak47: Kill those sheep and make them matresses.

Sheep = $0.00
Bullets = $0.20
Cheap Labor = $3
Selling a $3.20 matress for $800.00 = Priceless

Hehe. That hasn't helped you in the porn industry? :)

Cheers,
Matt

selling furniture and cars cant be as exciting as porn

Trump doesn't make 56 billion a year. And how often do you have lawsuits in the furniture selling business?

Anyone ever been to Wick's Furniture? Their salespeople are far more aggresive than a circle-jerk, pop-up hell site. They wait like vultures near the entrance. I'll never step foot in one again ... fuckers.

I hate those guys

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hehe :)