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So Fucking Banned
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This chick wont LEAVE, she thinks it was more than a one nighter
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Entrepreneur
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The don't mind part.
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Juicy everyone wants a piece of you. Juicy's got a girlfriend Juicy's got a girlfriend.
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So Fucking Banned
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Die With Your Boots On
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I bet you feel like a coyote in a bear trap right about now...
Thinking about chewing off your arm to get free...
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see if u can get her to clean your house
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So Fucking Banned
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Fuck she is crying now , saying that she always meets the wrong guys and always gets played this chick is
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when will you learn to NOT bring them home? now the crazy bitch knows where you live man, NEVER bring them home unless you plan on introducing them to mom too
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I need a beer
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Tell her you have work to do and say you have to go.
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So Fucking Banned
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Fuck let me see if i can get her to leave, Ill be back in a few hope she doesnt start breaking shit
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Make sure she pays you before leaving!
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damn juicy is such the heartbreaker....yo teach me some techniques d00d
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tell her the exterminator is on the way and if she wants to live she should leave before her and the rest of the pests are killed
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she wants Juicy babies
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Juicy why are you talking about our relationship on GFY? You know that I am with child and I am naming it Juicy Jr. lol
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Sounds like she's after half the Juicy Juice family fortune.
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I'm here for SPORT
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so get her to do your laundry and clean the house.
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Everyone should have a camera on their cell phone for situations like this
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sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
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You could tell her if she wants to stay that she should cook, clean and become content
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Open the front hahahahahaha a little...
Go out into the street... (leave doors open) Whistle loudly and keep patting your leg When she bounds out to the street... throw a stick HARD As she is chasing the stick... Run inside, securing the doors as you go! Ignore the scratching and whimpering at the front door If scratching continues more than an hour... Call the pound and report a stray! ![]() ![]()
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Geeze Juicy just pull the plug let the air out and put her back in the drawer. Its no big deal!
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These names are available...
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haha keep us updated
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haha, I had a girl like that a few weeks ago, then she wouldn't leave, and she seen the mess in the kitchen, did all the dishes, then she showed up again that night with an 8 pack of beer just for me, it was sweet, then I got drunk and kicked her out....She's fucking crazy. |
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So you are in the middle of a tearful emotional episode with this girl and you keep saying "Hold on a minute, I gotta post something on GFY."????
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Better her crying about getting played, then crying about how she always meets the guys with the small penii'
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![]() this gfy board is better than any soap opera..
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so is she gone yet?
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he did the same thing to me
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Tell her there's a sale on shoes at the mall.
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atleast it was girl Juicy.......what if you had wake up and felt a dick in your ass.......?
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Post pics! :D
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