Open the front hahahahahaha a little...
Go out into the street... (leave doors open)
Whistle loudly and keep patting your leg
When she bounds out to the street... throw a stick HARD
As she is chasing the stick...
Run inside, securing the doors as you go!
Ignore the scratching and whimpering at the front door
If scratching continues more than an hour...
Call the pound and report a stray!
