Rough estimate : How many times have you clicked the left mouse button? - GoFuckYourself.com

whee · 04-03-2004, 08:11 PM

Do the math and post your estimate here.

Doctor Dre · 04-03-2004, 08:12 PM

Probably a million

whee · 04-03-2004, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Probably a million

Sounds fair. But I DO hope you didnt buy your first computer last week.

SirSmokeALot · 04-03-2004, 08:15 PM

1,578,632 per left mouse click X 3 mouses a year X 3 years = 42,623,064 or something like that

DR_PHIL · 04-03-2004, 08:19 PM

i will tell u when the arthritis starts to kick in

bcooter · 04-03-2004, 08:20 PM

actually ive been counting. 545211524951297295 times.

whee · 04-03-2004, 08:22 PM

How many clicks if you click one time each second for 70 years? All seconds counted?

Math people show up

PenisFace · 04-03-2004, 08:23 PM

1.5 million times maybe? I've been using computers for like 12 years... so it could probably be more than that.

Ash@phpFX · 04-03-2004, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whee
How many clicks if you click one time each second for 70 years? All seconds counted?

Math people show up

2209032000

dunefield · 04-03-2004, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whee
Do the math and post your estimate here.

how long did it take you to think up such a shit thread?

SomeCreep · 04-03-2004, 08:25 PM

pi-r-squared

whee · 04-03-2004, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by dunefield

how long did it take you to think up such a shit thread?

I couldnt sleep the other day, came to think about it in the attempt.

i am a lurker · 04-03-2004, 08:28 PM

never

BradM · 04-03-2004, 08:31 PM

I burned out my mouse ... left click stopped working had to buy a new one

whee · 04-03-2004, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by asher

2209032000

Very nice, even included the 4th year of matter... Cool!

Repetitive Monkey · 04-03-2004, 08:35 PM

All modern mouses have inbuilt click counters for both the left and right mouse buttons. It is the easter egg of computer hardware, and has surprisingly enough gone by largely undiscovered. I didn't believe it when I first heard about it, but the other day I trashed some mouses and decided to open them and see just in case. And lo and behold, I saw that they actually do have click counters, seemingly regardless of brand at that. Both my counters were grey little boxes on the inside rims of the opened mouses, but they may look a bit different for you, depending on brand.

If you don't believe me, get a screwdriver and check for yourself. It will take you 2 minutes.

digifan · 04-03-2004, 08:47 PM

Exactly 0 times having a mac.

Spunky · 04-03-2004, 08:48 PM

Vary rarely..only by mistake

jimmyf · 04-03-2004, 08:50 PM

all the time mine is set up for the right button. if you want you can set yours as a right button mouse.

cold_ice · 04-03-2004, 09:05 PM

NOt sure but in the last two years I have gone though 4 mice

Living For Today · 04-03-2004, 09:19 PM

millions.

nathan_f · 04-03-2004, 09:21 PM

do i count the twitches while i'm sleeping?

brickbat · 04-03-2004, 09:26 PM

You know it takes 6800 mouse clicks to burn one calorie, so click it ~ 2720000 times a day and you probably aren't going to need to exercise anymore.

Of course you burn calories a lot faster sleeping, but I'm saving that for my next book.

Screaming · 04-03-2004, 09:29 PM

i dont really use it all that much, maybe 10 times a day if that

AvanteGuard · 04-04-2004, 01:29 AM

This current mouse, about 831,600 times (there's a spot where i've worn the polish off of the button from clicking it) that's figured at an average of 7.7 clicks per minute, 10 hours a day. But how many left clicks have I clicked my whole life? Well back to hahahahahahas 3.1 heh...I'm guessing about 11,642,400 clicks.

Heh, but a better though, how many keystrokes do you do a day ... and your whole life?

I figure I type about 30,000 keystrokes a day on average, so that'd be 27,000,000 on this keyboard, and 453,600,00 just since the hahahahahahas key on a keyboard came out

Ok too much thinking i'm goin to bed.

Manowar · 04-04-2004, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan
Exactly 0 times having a mac.

Hit the nail on the head

Poo-Chee · 04-04-2004, 01:36 AM

Probably around 14,872,372 times (on average)

stephanie m. · 04-04-2004, 01:39 AM

558403

psyko514 · 04-04-2004, 01:49 AM

most likely somewhere around 500 million if not more.

been using computers for the last 15 years and i've been using them at least 12-14 hours a day for the last 5-6 years.

born4porn · 04-04-2004, 02:59 AM

I can't count that high!

Plan9 · 04-04-2004, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
All modern mouses have inbuilt click counters for both the left and right mouse buttons. It is the easter egg of computer hardware, and has surprisingly enough gone by largely undiscovered. I didn't believe it when I first heard about it, but the other day I trashed some mouses and decided to open them and see just in case. And lo and behold, I saw that they actually do have click counters, seemingly regardless of brand at that. Both my counters were grey little boxes on the inside rims of the opened mouses, but they may look a bit different for you, depending on brand.

If you don't believe me, get a screwdriver and check for yourself. It will take you 2 minutes.

...I wonder how many people are gonna break their mice tonight after trying that

arial · 04-04-2004, 03:58 AM

Millions

Trippekdick · 04-04-2004, 04:02 AM

too much

jimboc · 04-04-2004, 04:02 AM

Mine looks pretty worn, the color has come out of the plastic

whee · 04-06-2004, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
most likely somewhere around 500 million if not more.

been using computers for the last 15 years and i've been using them at least 12-14 hours a day for the last 5-6 years.

In 15 years.... Lets say you've clicked on time each second...
Thats... 60*60*24*365*15=473.040.000
Thats... 473 millions.
If you clicked EACH SECOND.
Tho, a billion is quite large actually....

myjah · 04-06-2004, 08:06 PM

I couldnt even begin to fathom...poor little guy

BeHeadR · 04-06-2004, 08:09 PM

Eleventy Billion $

nofx · 04-06-2004, 08:11 PM

four hundred and twenty million

Illicit · 04-06-2004, 08:16 PM

at least a million times per year

Keev · 04-06-2004, 08:19 PM

i dont know but if i could earn 1/10 of 1 cent from each click, from 10 webmasters I would be game! I am not greedy but could live quite comfortable

ProfitPrograms · 04-06-2004, 08:21 PM

not sure - but does it matter?

TekayRoyal · 04-06-2004, 08:51 PM

my finger hasn't fallen off yet.......so, i guess not enough

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Repetitive Monkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,505	All modern mouses have inbuilt click counters for both the left and right mouse buttons. It is the easter egg of computer hardware, and has surprisingly enough gone by largely undiscovered. I didn't believe it when I first heard about it, but the other day I trashed some mouses and decided to open them and see just in case. And lo and behold, I saw that they actually do have click counters, seemingly regardless of brand at that. Both my counters were grey little boxes on the inside rims of the opened mouses, but they may look a bit different for you, depending on brand. If you don't believe me, get a screwdriver and check for yourself. It will take you 2 minutes.

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brickbat Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 740	You know it takes 6800 mouse clicks to burn one calorie, so click it ~ 2720000 times a day and you probably aren't going to need to exercise anymore. Of course you burn calories a lot faster sleeping, but I'm saving that for my next book. __________________ Chinese/Japanese/Korean Traffic * Best Dialer * Get Hosting Buy Content * Email Program * Mainstream & Cam Traffic General Adult Traffic * Non-porn Popups

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AvanteGuard Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Cortland, OH Posts: 451	This current mouse, about 831,600 times (there's a spot where i've worn the polish off of the button from clicking it) that's figured at an average of 7.7 clicks per minute, 10 hours a day. But how many left clicks have I clicked my whole life? Well back to hahahahahahas 3.1 heh...I'm guessing about 11,642,400 clicks. Heh, but a better though, how many keystrokes do you do a day ... and your whole life? I figure I type about 30,000 keystrokes a day on average, so that'd be 27,000,000 on this keyboard, and 453,600,00 just since the hahahahahahas key on a keyboard came out Ok too much thinking i'm goin to bed. __________________ Looking for Fast Professional Programming? http://www.imadigan.com ICQ: 314-942-262 \| MSN/Email: [email protected]

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