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whee 04-03-2004 08:11 PM

Rough estimate : How many times have you clicked the left mouse button?
 
Do the math and post your estimate here.

Doctor Dre 04-03-2004 08:12 PM

Probably a million

whee 04-03-2004 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Probably a million
Sounds fair. But I DO hope you didnt buy your first computer last week. :2 cents:

SirSmokeALot 04-03-2004 08:15 PM

1,578,632 per left mouse click X 3 mouses a year X 3 years = 42,623,064 or something like that :winkwink:

DR_PHIL 04-03-2004 08:19 PM

i will tell u when the arthritis starts to kick in

bcooter 04-03-2004 08:20 PM

actually ive been counting. 545211524951297295 times.

whee 04-03-2004 08:22 PM

How many clicks if you click one time each second for 70 years? All seconds counted?

Math people show up

PenisFace 04-03-2004 08:23 PM

1.5 million times maybe? I've been using computers for like 12 years... so it could probably be more than that.

Ash@phpFX 04-03-2004 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whee
How many clicks if you click one time each second for 70 years? All seconds counted?

Math people show up

2209032000

dunefield 04-03-2004 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whee
Do the math and post your estimate here.
how long did it take you to think up such a shit thread?

SomeCreep 04-03-2004 08:25 PM

pi-r-squared

whee 04-03-2004 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dunefield


how long did it take you to think up such a shit thread?

I couldnt sleep the other day, came to think about it in the attempt.
:glugglug

i am a lurker 04-03-2004 08:28 PM

never

BradM 04-03-2004 08:31 PM

I burned out my mouse ... left click stopped working had to buy a new one

whee 04-03-2004 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asher


2209032000

Very nice, even included the 4th year of matter... Cool! :)

Repetitive Monkey 04-03-2004 08:35 PM

All modern mouses have inbuilt click counters for both the left and right mouse buttons. It is the easter egg of computer hardware, and has surprisingly enough gone by largely undiscovered. I didn't believe it when I first heard about it, but the other day I trashed some mouses and decided to open them and see just in case. And lo and behold, I saw that they actually do have click counters, seemingly regardless of brand at that. Both my counters were grey little boxes on the inside rims of the opened mouses, but they may look a bit different for you, depending on brand.

If you don't believe me, get a screwdriver and check for yourself. It will take you 2 minutes. :2 cents:

digifan 04-03-2004 08:47 PM

Exactly 0 times having a mac.

Spunky 04-03-2004 08:48 PM

Vary rarely..only by mistake

jimmyf 04-03-2004 08:50 PM

all the time mine is set up for the right button. if you want you can set yours as a right button mouse.

cold_ice 04-03-2004 09:05 PM

NOt sure but in the last two years I have gone though 4 mice:glugglug

Living For Today 04-03-2004 09:19 PM

millions.

nathan_f 04-03-2004 09:21 PM

do i count the twitches while i'm sleeping?

brickbat 04-03-2004 09:26 PM

You know it takes 6800 mouse clicks to burn one calorie, so click it ~ 2720000 times a day and you probably aren't going to need to exercise anymore.

Of course you burn calories a lot faster sleeping, but I'm saving that for my next book.

Screaming 04-03-2004 09:29 PM

i dont really use it all that much, maybe 10 times a day if that

AvanteGuard 04-04-2004 01:29 AM

This current mouse, about 831,600 times (there's a spot where i've worn the polish off of the button from clicking it) that's figured at an average of 7.7 clicks per minute, 10 hours a day. But how many left clicks have I clicked my whole life? Well back to hahahahahahas 3.1 heh...I'm guessing about 11,642,400 clicks.

Heh, but a better though, how many keystrokes do you do a day ... and your whole life?

I figure I type about 30,000 keystrokes a day on average, so that'd be 27,000,000 on this keyboard, and 453,600,00 just since the hahahahahahas key on a keyboard came out :) Ok too much thinking i'm goin to bed.

Manowar 04-04-2004 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan
Exactly 0 times having a mac.
Hit the nail on the head :thumbsup

Poo-Chee 04-04-2004 01:36 AM

Probably around 14,872,372 times (on average)

stephanie m. 04-04-2004 01:39 AM

558403

psyko514 04-04-2004 01:49 AM

most likely somewhere around 500 million if not more.

been using computers for the last 15 years and i've been using them at least 12-14 hours a day for the last 5-6 years.

born4porn 04-04-2004 02:59 AM

I can't count that high! :1orglaugh

Plan9 04-04-2004 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
All modern mouses have inbuilt click counters for both the left and right mouse buttons. It is the easter egg of computer hardware, and has surprisingly enough gone by largely undiscovered. I didn't believe it when I first heard about it, but the other day I trashed some mouses and decided to open them and see just in case. And lo and behold, I saw that they actually do have click counters, seemingly regardless of brand at that. Both my counters were grey little boxes on the inside rims of the opened mouses, but they may look a bit different for you, depending on brand.

If you don't believe me, get a screwdriver and check for yourself. It will take you 2 minutes. :2 cents:


...I wonder how many people are gonna break their mice tonight after trying that :1orglaugh

arial 04-04-2004 03:58 AM

Millions

Trippekdick 04-04-2004 04:02 AM

too much:Graucho

jimboc 04-04-2004 04:02 AM

Mine looks pretty worn, the color has come out of the plastic:feels-hot

whee 04-06-2004 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
most likely somewhere around 500 million if not more.

been using computers for the last 15 years and i've been using them at least 12-14 hours a day for the last 5-6 years.

In 15 years.... Lets say you've clicked on time each second...
Thats... 60*60*24*365*15=473.040.000
Thats... 473 millions.
If you clicked EACH SECOND.
Tho, a billion is quite large actually.... :2 cents:

myjah 04-06-2004 08:06 PM

I couldnt even begin to fathom...poor little guy

BeHeadR 04-06-2004 08:09 PM

Eleventy Billion $

nofx 04-06-2004 08:11 PM

four hundred and twenty million

Illicit 04-06-2004 08:16 PM

at least a million times per year

Keev 04-06-2004 08:19 PM

i dont know but if i could earn 1/10 of 1 cent from each click, from 10 webmasters I would be game! I am not greedy but could live quite comfortable

ProfitPrograms 04-06-2004 08:21 PM

not sure - but does it matter?

TekayRoyal 04-06-2004 08:51 PM

my finger hasn't fallen off yet.......so, i guess not enough


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