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04-05-2004, 10:56 AM
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Sofa King Band
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THE picture story of the Phoenix Forum
Once upon a time a merry band of adult webmasters found their way to a fine restaurant called What's Your Beef.
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04-05-2004, 10:57 AM
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They seemed quite normal at first, taking up 3 tables, sitting quietly, having some drinks.... talking about fisting. Normal stuff.
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04-05-2004, 10:59 AM
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Kush, Mr Skin and PunkerBarbie did the vogue thing for a quick picture before getting back to the alcohol consumption that would inevitably lead towards darker times.
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04-05-2004, 10:59 AM
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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You going to make them guess what happened next?
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04-05-2004, 11:00 AM
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I HEART punkerbarbie
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04-05-2004, 11:00 AM
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The O is for Oohhh
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where's the dragons?
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04-05-2004, 11:00 AM
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Brittany was getting a little drunk, the alcohol was consuming her, and she didn't realize her top was slipping.
Choas, not one to let a boob get loose, quickly jumped to Brittany's rescue... offering to push her boob back into her top with his tongue. He's such a nice guy.  |
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04-05-2004, 11:02 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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04-05-2004, 11:02 AM
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Obviously distressed after almost bearing all to the restaurant (yeah right), PunkerBarbie offered to console Brittany by cuddling up to her boobies.
FightThePatent looked on with all the romance of a 14 year old boy with his first Playboy.  |
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04-05-2004, 11:03 AM
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Mmmmmmm, Lemonade. Wait a minute! Why is it so salty?!?
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04-05-2004, 11:04 AM
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Alas... it was too much!!! The boobs were consuming poor PunkerBarbie.. she couldn't get away!!!
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04-05-2004, 11:04 AM
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The Stuart stories are the best
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04-05-2004, 11:04 AM
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I think I heard where this one goes ... quite the plot twist.
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04-05-2004, 11:05 AM
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Chaos offered to help.... uhm..... dunno why, but this is how he "helped"
Hey, it seemed to calm the situation down, didn't it?  |
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04-05-2004, 11:05 AM
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However, Brittany was relentless... the boobs would NOT BE DENIED!
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04-05-2004, 11:07 AM
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So Brittany countered Chaos's efforts with a little quick action of her own.... that silver tongued devil.
Poor PunkerBarbie was in so much trouble.  |
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04-05-2004, 11:08 AM
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Chaos, our dashing hero, continued undaunted and eventually saved the princess and quickly put those boobies in their place.... gfy style
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04-05-2004, 11:08 AM
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Later on they celebrated their victory over the boobies.
That Chaos, man... does he know romance or what?  |
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04-05-2004, 11:09 AM
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I can't show any more of the pics of the celebration... believe me, it just gets wierd after this.
Wait, did I say "after"??  |
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04-05-2004, 11:10 AM
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Chafed.
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Kush, it looks like your first convention was a HOOT! I gotta get my ass to a convention soon.
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04-05-2004, 11:11 AM
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Things seemed to be back to normal.... for the moment.
The girls couldn't keep their hands off each other...  The food arrived... FINALLY *phew*  |
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04-05-2004, 11:12 AM
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Chaos had some fishy anchovy....
 And Barry had some of Brittany's spit. I say, don't ask.... don't tell.... show pics  |
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04-05-2004, 11:13 AM
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04-05-2004, 11:14 AM
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The evening was pretty typical for a webmaster dinner...
Glasses were broken.  Chaos did a strip tease.   |
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04-05-2004, 11:15 AM
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Reach for those stars!
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Ah! A Cliffhanger! What happened next, Mr. Story Teller? Don't keepus in suspense!
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04-05-2004, 11:15 AM
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And of course, people drank like fisheses... es.
The thing was, that causes people to have to piss a lot. And the washroom is way to far away.... so we asked the waiter if we could just skip the walk to the washroom.... and he said yes..... SO.......... |
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04-05-2004, 11:17 AM
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So Fucking Outlawed
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Hey Masked Man
we had a good time there didn't we ?? LOL I know the ending of this SAGA .... but we'll letyou tell it as you know best |
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04-05-2004, 11:17 AM
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Voila. Instant solution to the problem. Why walk all the way to the washroom when there's so many empty glasses around... that aren't broken yet.
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04-05-2004, 11:18 AM
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She looks pretty comfortable down there... doesn't she? Right in the middle of a high class restaurant.... with waiters, cooks, patrons... my camera... all watching
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04-05-2004, 11:19 AM
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Sofa King Band
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Hey Brittany, did you know you piss to the left?
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04-05-2004, 11:20 AM
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She was a real pro, I must say. Didn't spill a drop, didn't get any on the side of the glass... didn't get any on her dress.... a pro I say... a PRO!
And the end result... a glass of golden liquid sunshine.  |
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04-05-2004, 11:21 AM
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Our waiter was most impressed.... as were the other waiters, and cooks...
He was such a great sport about it all, that Brittany felt that he should be rewarded. And he was, and will be again when I email him these pics  |
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04-05-2004, 11:22 AM
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Now THAT is fucking disgusting.
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04-05-2004, 11:23 AM
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Hhahahahaha
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04-05-2004, 11:24 AM
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The end of another webmaster saga.... with a finish that only the twilight zone could have predicted....
but in the end, all was well. We all had smiles... we all had stories.... only I had pics.  And PunkerBarbie and Mr Skin busted a move in celerbation all the way to the door where many a people were happy to see us go.  The End.... for now |
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04-05-2004, 11:28 AM
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HaHaHa,
WoW, that story was true!! With no exageration. Pictures prove it. I always miss the good ones, the girls on trampolines were tame compared to this. Tony D
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04-05-2004, 11:33 AM
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www.barely18movies.com
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04-05-2004, 11:39 AM
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Wow, you guys are a bunch of retards.. Chaos needs some real life friends and the chick pissing in a glass? Really Really cool ?
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04-05-2004, 11:47 AM
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Super Connector
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Funny story!!
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04-05-2004, 11:53 AM
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Fuck
I always miss all the good shows............ |
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04-05-2004, 11:56 AM
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Looks like a good fun time.
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This was taken at that dinner.  |
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04-05-2004, 12:05 PM
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Chafed.
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HOLY SHIT!
 I must say that is a FIRST for me... to actually see someone piss in a pint glass in the middle of a restaurant with the Waiter's permission! Congrats. The real question is: What did they do with the piss glass? Did they take it away right then, or did it sit out on the table? DId anyhahahaha take a sip!?!?!
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04-05-2004, 12:08 PM
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
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04-05-2004, 12:12 PM
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So Fucking Outlawed
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the piss glass is now up for sale on ebay
Pipecrew.... you sound so bitter maybe when you make some money you can come out and play with us |
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04-05-2004, 12:27 PM
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nice
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04-05-2004, 12:37 PM
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sex is good
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Excellent story as always bud!
I will have to make it to a show soon
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