THE picture story of the Phoenix Forum
 

Once upon a time a merry band of adult webmasters found their way to a fine restaurant called What's Your Beef.

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They seemed quite normal at first, taking up 3 tables, sitting quietly, having some drinks.... talking about fisting. Normal stuff.

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Kush, Mr Skin and PunkerBarbie did the vogue thing for a quick picture before getting back to the alcohol consumption that would inevitably lead towards darker times.

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You going to make them guess what happened next?

I HEART punkerbarbie

where's the dragons?

Brittany was getting a little drunk, the alcohol was consuming her, and she didn't realize her top was slipping.

Choas, not one to let a boob get loose, quickly jumped to Brittany's rescue... offering to push her boob back into her top with his tongue.

He's such a nice guy.

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He is Such a gentleman :1orglaugh

Obviously distressed after almost bearing all to the restaurant (yeah right), PunkerBarbie offered to console Brittany by cuddling up to her boobies.

FightThePatent looked on with all the romance of a 14 year old boy with his first Playboy.

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Mmmmmmm, Lemonade. Wait a minute! Why is it so salty?!?

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Alas... it was too much!!! The boobs were consuming poor PunkerBarbie.. she couldn't get away!!!

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The Stuart stories are the best :thumbsup

I think I heard where this one goes ... quite the plot twist.

Chaos offered to help.... uhm..... dunno why, but this is how he "helped"

Hey, it seemed to calm the situation down, didn't it?

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However, Brittany was relentless... the boobs would NOT BE DENIED!

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So Brittany countered Chaos's efforts with a little quick action of her own.... that silver tongued devil.

Poor PunkerBarbie was in so much trouble.

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Chaos, our dashing hero, continued undaunted and eventually saved the princess and quickly put those boobies in their place.... gfy style :glugglug

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Later on they celebrated their victory over the boobies.

That Chaos, man... does he know romance or what?

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I can't show any more of the pics of the celebration... believe me, it just gets wierd after this.

Wait, did I say "after"??

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:1orglaugh Kush, it looks like your first convention was a HOOT!

I gotta get my ass to a convention soon.

Things seemed to be back to normal.... for the moment.

The girls couldn't keep their hands off each other...

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The food arrived... FINALLY *phew*
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Chaos had some fishy anchovy....

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And Barry had some of Brittany's spit. I say, don't ask.... don't tell.... show pics :thumbsup

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that dinner party was the talk of the show... i laughed my ass off.

The evening was pretty typical for a webmaster dinner...

Glasses were broken.
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Chaos did a strip tease.
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Ah! A Cliffhanger! What happened next, Mr. Story Teller? Don't keepus in suspense!

And of course, people drank like fisheses... es.

The thing was, that causes people to have to piss a lot. And the washroom is way to far away.... so we asked the waiter if we could just skip the walk to the washroom....

and he said yes..... SO..........

Hey Masked Man

we had a good time there didn't we ?? LOL


I know the ending of this SAGA .... but we'll letyou tell it as you know best

:thumbsup

Voila. Instant solution to the problem. Why walk all the way to the washroom when there's so many empty glasses around... that aren't broken yet.

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She looks pretty comfortable down there... doesn't she? Right in the middle of a high class restaurant.... with waiters, cooks, patrons... my camera... all watching :glugglug

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Hey Brittany, did you know you piss to the left? :glugglug

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She was a real pro, I must say. Didn't spill a drop, didn't get any on the side of the glass... didn't get any on her dress.... a pro I say... a PRO!

And the end result... a glass of golden liquid sunshine.

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Our waiter was most impressed.... as were the other waiters, and cooks...

He was such a great sport about it all, that Brittany felt that he should be rewarded. And he was, and will be again when I email him these pics :1orglaugh

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Now THAT is fucking disgusting.

Hhahahahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
nice!

The end of another webmaster saga.... with a finish that only the twilight zone could have predicted....

but in the end, all was well.

We all had smiles... we all had stories.... only I had pics.

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And PunkerBarbie and Mr Skin busted a move in celerbation all the way to the door where many a people were happy to see us go.

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The End.... for now :glugglug

HaHaHa,

WoW, that story was true!! With no exageration. Pictures prove it.

I always miss the good ones, the girls on trampolines were tame compared to this.

Tony D

ackkkkkkk... :helpme

I don't tell stories that aren't true. I always back them up with pics :glugglug

Wow, you guys are a bunch of retards.. Chaos needs some real life friends and the chick pissing in a glass? Really Really cool ?

Funny story!! :1orglaugh

Fuck

I always miss all the good shows............

Looks like a good fun time.

I think he'd agree :1orglaugh

This was taken at that dinner.

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HOLY SHIT! :eek2

I must say that is a FIRST for me... to actually see someone piss in a pint glass in the middle of a restaurant with the Waiter's permission!

Congrats.

The real question is: What did they do with the piss glass?
Did they take it away right then, or did it sit out on the table? :1orglaugh

DId anyhahahaha take a sip!?!?!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

the piss glass is now up for sale on ebay

Pipecrew.... you sound so bitter


maybe when you make some money you can come out and play with us

as chaos's real life friend i'm sure he'd just as soon call you a retard for insulting a big group of great people. one bad apple doesn't spoil the whole bunch.

I wouldn't drink that if I were you

nice

Excellent story as always bud! :thumbsup :thumbsup

I will have to make it to a show soon