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Old 04-03-2004, 08:08 PM   #1
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Top 10 Excuses......
Top 10 Excuses For Sleeping At Desk

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice yoga?"

4. "Shoot! Why did you interrupt me? I almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!"

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

1. "...In Jesus' name, Amen."
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Old 04-03-2004, 08:13 PM   #2
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Old 04-03-2004, 08:17 PM   #3
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Cheezy ... I never felt asleep nowhere so I don't see the point of theses jokes ...
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Old 04-03-2004, 08:19 PM   #4
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11. "This job sucks, I hate my life, and you're a fucktard. Now leave me alone before I get violent."
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:16 PM   #5
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:18 PM   #6
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:28 PM   #7
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Think I'm going to watch Office Space again tonight
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:29 PM   #8
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11. FUCK OFF JACKASS! I QUIT I'M GOING TO MAKE MY MILLIONS IN PORN!
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Old 04-03-2004, 10:25 PM   #9
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thanks for the list, may come in use one day lmao hope not but if it does i will have you to thank
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Old 04-03-2004, 10:28 PM   #10
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11. "This job sucks, I hate my life, and you're a fucktard. Now leave me alone before I get violent."
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Old 04-04-2004, 10:05 AM   #11
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Cheezy ... I never felt asleep nowhere so I don't see the point of theses jokes ...
yeah that's right, me too.
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Old 04-04-2004, 10:30 AM   #12
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Old 04-04-2004, 10:35 AM   #13
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Old 04-04-2004, 11:58 AM   #14
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Old 04-04-2004, 12:04 PM   #16
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Old 04-04-2004, 07:43 PM   #17
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Nice excuses! I think all of that will work!
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Old 04-04-2004, 07:45 PM   #18
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glad i could help out with the laugh especially with Monday coming up tomorrow.
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