Top 10 Excuses......
 

Top 10 Excuses For Sleeping At Desk

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice yoga?"

4. "Shoot! Why did you interrupt me? I almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!"

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

1. "...In Jesus' name, Amen."

:1orglaugh Good one

:disgust Cheezy ... I never felt asleep nowhere so I don't see the point of theses jokes ...

11. "This job sucks, I hate my life, and you're a fucktard. Now leave me alone before I get violent."

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Think I'm going to watch Office Space again tonight :thumbsup

11. FUCK OFF JACKASS! I QUIT I'M GOING TO MAKE MY MILLIONS IN PORN!

thanks for the list, may come in use one day lmao hope not but if it does i will have you to thank

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yeah that's right, me too.

Thanks for the laugh! :1orglaugh

haha :1orglaugh

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:( sad.

Nice excuses! I think all of that will work!
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glad i could help out with the laugh especially with Monday coming up tomorrow. :thumbsup