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Old 04-03-2004, 09:08 PM   #1
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Giving birth on my couch

My cat had one of her kittens earlier today outside but it was dead when it was born, then she came in and I pretty much had to deliver the second one....ON MY FUCKING COUCH..she balled up on a sheet a was using earlier and when she started I wasnt about to try and move her.
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:09 PM   #2
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here's an idea, spay your cat.
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:10 PM   #3
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damn...that sounds nasty
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:10 PM   #4
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so only 2 in the litter.....and one was born dead.....

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Old 04-03-2004, 09:11 PM   #5
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Bet shes makin a hell of a racket. We had a cat pull that shit under my motorhome about 60 yards from my house, sounded like a fuckin cop car, a horrible din.
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:12 PM   #6
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Don't they usally try to find a secluded place to give birth?
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:13 PM   #7
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I gave birth to a couch once.
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:13 PM   #8
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:17 PM   #9
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:19 PM   #10
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poor cat, sorry for your couch too, sounds like you need dura clean in your life
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:24 PM   #11
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yea they usually find some place secluded but I think since it was her first litter she was kinda freakin out..


Nathan..why would I have wanted to spay her...I didnt say her having a kitten was a bad thing...gives me a good excuse to go buy a new couch....then again if I keep this couch none of my friends will want to crash on it...lololol...yea pretty fucking loud, I had to grab up the kid and take him outside cause he was getting pissed that she was hurting.
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:29 PM   #12
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Throw em in the trash!

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Old 04-04-2004, 08:18 AM   #13
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thats bad..real bad....She had another one during the night and it was born dead too...a 1 in 3 ratio isnt bad for us but for a cat giving birth thats kinda shitty
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Old 04-04-2004, 08:21 AM   #14
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Buy a new couch?
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Old 04-04-2004, 09:40 AM   #15
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How are they doing? Is one still living?
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