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WicKed NinJas 04-03-2004 09:08 PM

Giving birth on my couch
 
My cat had one of her kittens earlier today outside but it was dead when it was born, then she came in and I pretty much had to deliver the second one....ON MY FUCKING COUCH..she balled up on a sheet a was using earlier and when she started I wasnt about to try and move her.

nathan_f 04-03-2004 09:09 PM

here's an idea, spay your cat.

DreamCumTrue 04-03-2004 09:10 PM

damn...that sounds nasty

PenetratinP 04-03-2004 09:10 PM

so only 2 in the litter.....and one was born dead..... :(

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torrey 04-03-2004 09:11 PM

Bet shes makin a hell of a racket. We had a cat pull that shit under my motorhome about 60 yards from my house, sounded like a fuckin cop car, a horrible din. :(

Spunky 04-03-2004 09:12 PM

Don't they usally try to find a secluded place to give birth?

Shoehorn! 04-03-2004 09:13 PM

I gave birth to a couch once.

DR_PHIL 04-03-2004 09:13 PM

yuck

Webasic 04-03-2004 09:17 PM

slut

Screaming 04-03-2004 09:19 PM

poor cat, sorry for your couch too, sounds like you need dura clean in your life

WicKed NinJas 04-03-2004 09:24 PM

yea they usually find some place secluded but I think since it was her first litter she was kinda freakin out..


Nathan..why would I have wanted to spay her...I didnt say her having a kitten was a bad thing...gives me a good excuse to go buy a new couch....then again if I keep this couch none of my friends will want to crash on it...lololol...yea pretty fucking loud, I had to grab up the kid and take him outside cause he was getting pissed that she was hurting.

attention_whore 04-03-2004 09:29 PM

Throw em in the trash!

http://www.n9a.com/Dead_kittens.jpg

WicKed NinJas 04-04-2004 08:18 AM

thats bad..real bad....She had another one during the night and it was born dead too...a 1 in 3 ratio isnt bad for us but for a cat giving birth thats kinda shitty

Poo-Chee 04-04-2004 08:21 AM

Buy a new couch?

jhauser 04-04-2004 09:40 AM

How are they doing? Is one still living?


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