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CumSensei · 04-03-2004, 02:26 AM

Last night me and a few friends went downtown to go out to a bar and have a few beers.

Near the place we where to attend there is a tiny parking place and it was full and 2 other cars where waiting for their spots.

And as I drowe in a car left and leaved us in perfect position to snatch it.

So I did ofcourse

And then a older guy jumped out of one of the cars and started bitching about it was his turn to get a place and that he been waiting here along time before I arrived.

I said so what?

Well you have to wait for your turn!! He said.

I said I dont have time to wait for my turn im going to drink beer.

I had my red GFY shirt on and as he started to work himself up I said I realy dont have time to talk to you now.

If you want to talk anything more all I have to say to you is this...

And I pointed at the smile who give the finger

He became furious and said he was gonna report me and shit.

Report me for what?

Stealing a parking place?

Fuck you!

And then we left LOL!

I was happy as I came back later last night to the car it was not smashed I guess.

Hehe.

GFY all the way!

(When have your gfy shirt helped you out)

LexiLexxx · 04-03-2004, 02:38 AM

Might wanna check your Lug Nuts!

Baal · 04-03-2004, 02:40 AM

I can't pass judgement on you personally since I don't know you, but I'm curious as to which part of your story about stealing a parking space that you are proud of.

iwantchixx · 04-03-2004, 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by CumSensei
Last night me and a few friends went downtown to go out to a bar and have a few beers.

Near the place we where to attend there is a tiny parking place and it was full and 2 other cars where waiting for their spots.

And as I drowe in a car left and leaved us in perfect position to snatch it.

So I did ofcourse

And then a older guy jumped out of one of the cars and started bitching about it was his turn to get a place and that he been waiting here along time before I arrived.

I said so what?

Well you have to wait for your turn!! He said.

I said I dont have time to wait for my turn im going to drink beer.

I had my red GFY shirt on and as he started to work himself up I said I realy dont have time to talk to you now.

If you want to talk anything more all I have to say to you is this...

And I pointed at the smile who give the finger

He became furious and said he was gonna report me and shit.

Report me for what?

Stealing a parking place?

Fuck you!

And then we left LOL!

I was happy as I came back later last night to the car it was not smashed I guess.

Hehe.

GFY all the way!

(When have your gfy shirt helped you out)

That's just fucking untasteful behaviour. How old are you? 12?

CyberTraffic · 04-03-2004, 02:52 AM

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Originally posted by Baal
I can't pass judgement on you personally since I don't know you, but I'm curious as to which part of your story about stealing a parking space that you are proud of.

Yeah, shit like this pisses me off.

People should'nt walk through life assuming their needs are more important than any one else's.

I don't know *you* personally, but I don't think i would have screamed anything after that encounter, I'd have just popped ya.

But then again, I probably would'nt have been stupid enough to get out of the car and piss and moan in the first place. I'd have just mumbled "dumbass" to myself and tried to forget about it and enjoyed my night.

*shrug*

CumSensei · 04-03-2004, 03:44 AM

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Originally posted by LexiLexxx
Might wanna check your Lug Nuts!

My what?

Whats Lug Nuts

Poo-Chee · 04-03-2004, 03:45 AM

Your testicles must be made from iron

Robertf · 04-03-2004, 03:47 AM

Hehe swedish arrogance (sp) !

vapewiz · 04-03-2004, 03:49 AM

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Originally posted by CumSensei

My what?

Whats Lug Nuts

If you don't know what a lug nut is you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car.

CumSensei · 04-03-2004, 04:07 AM

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Originally posted by cutetwink

If you don't know what a lug nut is you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car.

Ohh ok so anyone who dont understand all words and such things in english are not to drive a car anywhere in the world...

Hmm makes sense

Robertf · 04-03-2004, 04:08 AM

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Originally posted by cutetwink

If you don't know what a lug nut is you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car.

huh your 2 cents say, if english is not your main language you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car ?

haha ... you must be american ...

natkejs · 04-03-2004, 04:20 AM

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Originally posted by cutetwink

If you don't know what a lug nut is you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car.

aouch, guess that's why I never got my license ...

oh btw, if you don't know what flaggstångsknoppsputs is ......

CumSensei · 04-03-2004, 04:22 AM

Haha good point natkejs

I found out that what they where talking about was the bolt who hold the wheel to the axle

Baal · 04-03-2004, 04:32 AM

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Originally posted by CumSensei

Ohh ok so anyone who dont understand all words and such things in english are not to drive a car anywhere in the world...

Hmm makes sense

A lug nut is one of the bolts that's holding your tire onto your axel. Most wheels have 4-5 of those suckers holding their tires in place.

Different countries, different terms. *Shrug*. No big deal.

shogun3k · 04-03-2004, 04:46 AM

lol, so you were just slightly drunk then?

CumSensei · 04-03-2004, 04:49 AM

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Originally posted by shogun3k
lol, so you were just slightly drunk then?

Haha no I was sober since I was driving.

My girl was to drive home pater in the evening.

But I was straight sober when this happent.

chupachups · 04-03-2004, 04:50 AM

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Originally posted by natkejs

if you don't know what flaggstångsknoppsputs is ......

Jer · 04-03-2004, 04:54 AM

Stealing parking space isn't cool.

This happened near my parents house in São Paulo:

A guy was going to park at the mall and this other stole his parking space. The first guy complained and the other said "the world is of the smart ones". So he backed, crashed his car on the smart one's and said "no, the world is of the rich ones" and gave him his card

jimmyf · 04-03-2004, 05:23 AM

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Originally posted by Jer
Stealing parking space isn't cool.

This happened near my parents house in São Paulo:

A guy was going to park at the mall and this other stole his parking space. The first guy complained and the other said "the world is of the smart ones". So he backed, crashed his car on the smart one's and said "no, the world is of the rich ones" and gave him his card

CumSensei · 04-03-2004, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
Stealing parking space isn't cool.

This happened near my parents house in São Paulo:

A guy was going to park at the mall and this other stole his parking space. The first guy complained and the other said "the world is of the smart ones". So he backed, crashed his car on the smart one's and said "no, the world is of the rich ones" and gave him his card

Reminds me of the movie fried green tomatoes I think....

When the old lady back up in the youngsters car

DR_PHIL · 04-03-2004, 06:24 AM

stealing a parking space is funny until u start walking towards the place your going and they guy finds a better one near the front

lilj · 04-03-2004, 06:25 AM

hehe "Might wanna check your Lug Nuts!" True i do agree

montel · 04-03-2004, 06:50 AM

Mefo · 04-03-2004, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
Stealing parking space isn't cool.

This happened near my parents house in São Paulo:

A guy was going to park at the mall and this other stole his parking space. The first guy complained and the other said "the world is of the smart ones". So he backed, crashed his car on the smart one's and said "no, the world is of the rich ones" and gave him his card

lol this is great

mardigras · 04-03-2004, 11:29 AM

I hate trying to park at Walmart. I can't tell you how many times I have been sitting there with my blinker on waiting for someone to back out and as they pull past me someone who just turned coming down the wrong way grabs the spot.

CumSensei · 04-03-2004, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by DR_PHIL
stealing a parking space is funny until u start walking towards the place your going and they guy finds a better one near the front

Uhhh?

cherrylula · 04-03-2004, 03:10 PM

Here in Los Angeles people get shot for things like stealing a parking spot. Road rage

Oncle_Benny · 04-03-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by Robertf

huh your 2 cents say, if english is not your main language you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car ?

haha ... you must be american ...

lolll

ahahaaha ...TRUE

Tala · 04-03-2004, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by CumSensei

Reminds me of the movie fried green tomatoes I think....

When the old lady back up in the youngsters car

Funny as hell scene, and sooooo true!

Girls steal the space the main character is waiting for, she gets upset, they laugh and say, "Face it lady, we're younger and faster."

She thinks for a second, then rams her car 7 times into the little VW bug, causing the screaming girls to run back out of the store. Without missing a beat, our heroine replies, "Face it girls, I'm older and have more insurance."

CumSensei · 04-03-2004, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
Funny as hell scene, and sooooo true!

Girls steal the space the main character is waiting for, she gets upset, they laugh and say, "Face it lady, we're younger and faster."

She thinks for a second, then rams her car 7 times into the little VW bug, causing the screaming girls to run back out of the store. Without missing a beat, our heroine replies, "Face it girls, I'm older and have more insurance."

Hahaha yes thats the one I was thinking about!

High Quality · 04-03-2004, 03:51 PM

You're a complete idiot.

If I was that guy I'd take a bat to your winshield, steal your stereo and slash your tires.

CumSensei · 04-03-2004, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by High Quality
You're a complete idiot.

If I was that guy I'd take a bat to your winshield, steal your stereo and slash your tires.

Hey man its like in poker..its your choise to call.

However its not many people who will call me

04-03-2004, 02:26 AM	#1
CumSensei Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 3,986	Remember to wear your GFY shirt when you steal a parking place downtown :) Last night me and a few friends went downtown to go out to a bar and have a few beers. Near the place we where to attend there is a tiny parking place and it was full and 2 other cars where waiting for their spots. And as I drowe in a car left and leaved us in perfect position to snatch it. So I did ofcourse And then a older guy jumped out of one of the cars and started bitching about it was his turn to get a place and that he been waiting here along time before I arrived. I said so what? Well you have to wait for your turn!! He said. I said I dont have time to wait for my turn im going to drink beer. I had my red GFY shirt on and as he started to work himself up I said I realy dont have time to talk to you now. If you want to talk anything more all I have to say to you is this... And I pointed at the smile who give the finger He became furious and said he was gonna report me and shit. Report me for what? Stealing a parking place? Fuck you! And then we left LOL! I was happy as I came back later last night to the car it was not smashed I guess. Hehe. GFY all the way! (When have your gfy shirt helped you out) __________________ CumSensei say: SEO traffic makes big boom boom.

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Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Stealing parking space isn't cool. This happened near my parents house in São Paulo: A guy was going to park at the mall and this other stole his parking space. The first guy complained and the other said "the world is of the smart ones". So he backed, crashed his car on the smart one's and said "no, the world is of the rich ones" and gave him his card

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Here in Los Angeles people get shot for things like stealing a parking spot. Road rage

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