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CumSensei 04-03-2004 02:26 AM

Remember to wear your GFY shirt when you steal a parking place downtown :)
 
Last night me and a few friends went downtown to go out to a bar and have a few beers.

Near the place we where to attend there is a tiny parking place and it was full and 2 other cars where waiting for their spots.

And as I drowe in a car left and leaved us in perfect position to snatch it.

So I did ofcourse :)

And then a older guy jumped out of one of the cars and started bitching about it was his turn to get a place and that he been waiting here along time before I arrived.

I said so what?

Well you have to wait for your turn!! He said.

I said I dont have time to wait for my turn im going to drink beer.

I had my red GFY shirt on and as he started to work himself up I said I realy dont have time to talk to you now.

If you want to talk anything more all I have to say to you is this...

And I pointed at the smile who give the finger :)

He became furious and said he was gonna report me and shit.

Report me for what?

Stealing a parking place?

Fuck you!

And then we left LOL!

I was happy as I came back later last night to the car it was not smashed I guess.

Hehe.

GFY all the way!

(When have your gfy shirt helped you out)

:thumbsup

LexiLexxx 04-03-2004 02:38 AM

Might wanna check your Lug Nuts!

:thumbsup

Baal 04-03-2004 02:40 AM

I can't pass judgement on you personally since I don't know you, but I'm curious as to which part of your story about stealing a parking space that you are proud of.

iwantchixx 04-03-2004 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CumSensei
Last night me and a few friends went downtown to go out to a bar and have a few beers.

Near the place we where to attend there is a tiny parking place and it was full and 2 other cars where waiting for their spots.

And as I drowe in a car left and leaved us in perfect position to snatch it.

So I did ofcourse :)

And then a older guy jumped out of one of the cars and started bitching about it was his turn to get a place and that he been waiting here along time before I arrived.

I said so what?

Well you have to wait for your turn!! He said.

I said I dont have time to wait for my turn im going to drink beer.

I had my red GFY shirt on and as he started to work himself up I said I realy dont have time to talk to you now.

If you want to talk anything more all I have to say to you is this...

And I pointed at the smile who give the finger :)

He became furious and said he was gonna report me and shit.

Report me for what?

Stealing a parking place?

Fuck you!

And then we left LOL!

I was happy as I came back later last night to the car it was not smashed I guess.

Hehe.

GFY all the way!

(When have your gfy shirt helped you out)

:thumbsup


That's just fucking untasteful behaviour. How old are you? 12?

CyberTraffic 04-03-2004 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
I can't pass judgement on you personally since I don't know you, but I'm curious as to which part of your story about stealing a parking space that you are proud of.
Yeah, shit like this pisses me off.

People should'nt walk through life assuming their needs are more important than any one else's.

I don't know *you* personally, but I don't think i would have screamed anything after that encounter, I'd have just popped ya.

But then again, I probably would'nt have been stupid enough to get out of the car and piss and moan in the first place. I'd have just mumbled "dumbass" to myself and tried to forget about it and enjoyed my night.:)

*shrug*

CumSensei 04-03-2004 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LexiLexxx
Might wanna check your Lug Nuts!

:thumbsup

My what?

Whats Lug Nuts

Poo-Chee 04-03-2004 03:45 AM

Your testicles must be made from iron

Robertf 04-03-2004 03:47 AM

Hehe swedish arrogance (sp) !

:Graucho

vapewiz 04-03-2004 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CumSensei


My what?

Whats Lug Nuts

If you don't know what a lug nut is you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car. :2 cents:

CumSensei 04-03-2004 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cutetwink


If you don't know what a lug nut is you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car. :2 cents:

Ohh ok so anyone who dont understand all words and such things in english are not to drive a car anywhere in the world...

Hmm makes sense :)

Robertf 04-03-2004 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cutetwink


If you don't know what a lug nut is you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car. :2 cents:


huh your 2 cents say, if english is not your main language you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car ?

haha ... you must be american ... :thumbsup

natkejs 04-03-2004 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cutetwink


If you don't know what a lug nut is you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car. :2 cents:

aouch, guess that's why I never got my license ...

oh btw, if you don't know what flaggstångsknoppsputs is ...... :321GFY

CumSensei 04-03-2004 04:22 AM

Haha good point natkejs :)

I found out that what they where talking about was the bolt who hold the wheel to the axle :)

Baal 04-03-2004 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CumSensei


Ohh ok so anyone who dont understand all words and such things in english are not to drive a car anywhere in the world...

Hmm makes sense :)

A lug nut is one of the bolts that's holding your tire onto your axel. Most wheels have 4-5 of those suckers holding their tires in place.

Different countries, different terms. *Shrug*. No big deal.

shogun3k 04-03-2004 04:46 AM

lol, so you were just slightly drunk then?

CumSensei 04-03-2004 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shogun3k
lol, so you were just slightly drunk then?
Haha no I was sober since I was driving.

My girl was to drive home pater in the evening.

But I was straight sober when this happent.

chupachups 04-03-2004 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by natkejs

if you don't know what flaggstångsknoppsputs is ...... :321GFY


:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Jer 04-03-2004 04:54 AM

Stealing parking space isn't cool.

This happened near my parents house in São Paulo:

A guy was going to park at the mall and this other stole his parking space. The first guy complained and the other said "the world is of the smart ones". So he backed, crashed his car on the smart one's and said "no, the world is of the rich ones" and gave him his card :thumbsup

jimmyf 04-03-2004 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
Stealing parking space isn't cool.

This happened near my parents house in São Paulo:

A guy was going to park at the mall and this other stole his parking space. The first guy complained and the other said "the world is of the smart ones". So he backed, crashed his car on the smart one's and said "no, the world is of the rich ones" and gave him his card :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CumSensei 04-03-2004 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
Stealing parking space isn't cool.

This happened near my parents house in São Paulo:

A guy was going to park at the mall and this other stole his parking space. The first guy complained and the other said "the world is of the smart ones". So he backed, crashed his car on the smart one's and said "no, the world is of the rich ones" and gave him his card :thumbsup

Reminds me of the movie fried green tomatoes I think....

When the old lady back up in the youngsters car :)

DR_PHIL 04-03-2004 06:24 AM

stealing a parking space is funny until u start walking towards the place your going and they guy finds a better one near the front

lilj 04-03-2004 06:25 AM

hehe "Might wanna check your Lug Nuts!" True i do agree

montel 04-03-2004 06:50 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mefo 04-03-2004 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
Stealing parking space isn't cool.

This happened near my parents house in São Paulo:

A guy was going to park at the mall and this other stole his parking space. The first guy complained and the other said "the world is of the smart ones". So he backed, crashed his car on the smart one's and said "no, the world is of the rich ones" and gave him his card :thumbsup

lol this is great :1orglaugh

mardigras 04-03-2004 11:29 AM

I hate trying to park at Walmart. I can't tell you how many times I have been sitting there with my blinker on waiting for someone to back out and as they pull past me someone who just turned coming down the wrong way grabs the spot.

CumSensei 04-03-2004 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DR_PHIL
stealing a parking space is funny until u start walking towards the place your going and they guy finds a better one near the front
Uhhh?

cherrylula 04-03-2004 03:10 PM

Here in Los Angeles people get shot for things like stealing a parking spot. Road rage :1orglaugh

Oncle_Benny 04-03-2004 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Robertf



huh your 2 cents say, if english is not your main language you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car ?

haha ... you must be american ... :thumbsup

lolll :1orglaugh ahahaaha ...TRUE

Tala 04-03-2004 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CumSensei


Reminds me of the movie fried green tomatoes I think....

When the old lady back up in the youngsters car :)

Funny as hell scene, and sooooo true!

Girls steal the space the main character is waiting for, she gets upset, they laugh and say, "Face it lady, we're younger and faster."

She thinks for a second, then rams her car 7 times into the little VW bug, causing the screaming girls to run back out of the store. Without missing a beat, our heroine replies, "Face it girls, I'm older and have more insurance."

CumSensei 04-03-2004 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Funny as hell scene, and sooooo true!

Girls steal the space the main character is waiting for, she gets upset, they laugh and say, "Face it lady, we're younger and faster."

She thinks for a second, then rams her car 7 times into the little VW bug, causing the screaming girls to run back out of the store. Without missing a beat, our heroine replies, "Face it girls, I'm older and have more insurance."

Hahaha yes thats the one I was thinking about!

:thumbsup :thumbsup

High Quality 04-03-2004 03:51 PM

You're a complete idiot.

If I was that guy I'd take a bat to your winshield, steal your stereo and slash your tires.

:thumbsup

CumSensei 04-03-2004 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality
You're a complete idiot.

If I was that guy I'd take a bat to your winshield, steal your stereo and slash your tires.

:thumbsup

Hey man its like in poker..its your choise to call.

However its not many people who will call me :)


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