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Old 04-03-2004, 11:10 AM   #1
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan



hahahahahahahaha

just got this in my e-mail...not sure if it was ever posted before (since the search function is down)
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Old 04-03-2004, 11:25 AM   #2
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rofl

$1k of Canadian Beer would fuckup alot of gfy'ers lol
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Old 04-03-2004, 11:34 AM   #3
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Old 04-03-2004, 11:36 AM   #4
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It's a sound investment.
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Old 04-03-2004, 11:41 AM   #5
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I now know how to prepare for old age.

Thanks !
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Old 04-03-2004, 11:46 AM   #6
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$1k of Canadian Beer would fuckup alot of gfy'ers lol


For sure!
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Old 04-03-2004, 12:02 PM   #7
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good part about this job is it will be gone before I get old enough to retire
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Old 04-03-2004, 02:00 PM   #8
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lol.
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Old 04-03-2004, 02:07 PM   #9
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Old 04-03-2004, 02:09 PM   #10
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how does $1000 of beer translate to $214 in cans?

Are you drinking $.22 cent each beers? eww
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Old 04-03-2004, 02:12 PM   #11
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Old 04-03-2004, 02:15 PM   #12
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
it would be worth 3k + now.
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Old 04-03-2004, 02:15 PM   #13
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Old 04-03-2004, 02:17 PM   #14
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it would be worth 3k + now.
Probably a very old email hehehe
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Old 04-03-2004, 04:29 PM   #15
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Sounds like a man with a plan!
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Old 04-03-2004, 04:43 PM   #16
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