Webmaster Retirement Plan
 

Webmaster Retirement Plan

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan



hahahahahahahaha

just got this in my e-mail...not sure if it was ever posted before (since the search function is down)

rofl
:1orglaugh
$1k of Canadian Beer would fuckup alot of gfy'ers lol
:thumbsup

haha:)

It's a sound investment.

I now know how to prepare for old age.

Thanks ! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

For sure! :glugglug

good part about this job is it will be gone before I get old enough to retire

lol. :)

hmm:winkwink:

how does $1000 of beer translate to $214 in cans?

Are you drinking $.22 cent each beers? eww

hahah god damn

it would be worth 3k + now.

:glugglug

Probably a very old email hehehe

Sounds like a man with a plan!:winkwink:

been posted before