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pushpills · 04-01-2004, 09:59 PM

So once again I needed to stock up on some supplies, and no one thats 21 is around me tonight.

So...I go to get some booze from the blacks that hang around in this alley...waiting for kids to buy booze for.

I bought a bag off one black guy while the other ones went to get the beeer.

As soon as I bought the sack, 50 rolls in the alley and is like HEYYYY.

So they search me, didn't find it (was in my wallet...a lil bag of hydro) and waited for a bit for the other darkies to come with the beer so they could arrest us.

Well, we knew they were just sitting by the exit waiting....so....we all left together and walked toward my place. Can't arrest some people for walking together with beer.

We get near an alley towards my place, I grab the shit and head home. Cops 0, grogan 1.

CyberTraffic · 04-01-2004, 10:00 PM

...i hear a knock at the door.

PersianKitty · 04-01-2004, 10:00 PM

Don't count them out yet.

Just listen for the heavy knock on the door in a few hours

r0nin · 04-01-2004, 10:00 PM

Gheenz · 04-01-2004, 10:00 PM

Haha, WTG man!!! Cops suck!

Chichio · 04-01-2004, 10:01 PM

that's O.G.!

pushpills · 04-01-2004, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Don't count them out yet.

Just listen for the heavy knock on the door in a few hours

I heard a knock at the do'

...come on in ho.

Doctor Dre · 04-01-2004, 10:03 PM

Quote:

I go to get some booze from the blacks that hang around in this alley

Your cool you hang out with black people man ... Their face is impossible to see in your dark but yours can still shine ... And you are the one that evaded the 5-0 ?

KRL · 04-01-2004, 10:04 PM

webmaster x · 04-01-2004, 10:06 PM

man, you outwitted them! you're a f***in' genius!

MrIzzz · 04-01-2004, 10:09 PM

dude why is buying beer always an adventure for you

last time you cut yourself.........

pushpills · 04-01-2004, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
dude why is buying beer always an adventure for you

last time you cut yourself.........

I know, bad things happen when I go on a beer run!

Oh well.

The funny thing was the cop said "So you go to Depaul you must be a smart guy...just not smart enough to get beer huh eheh"

I'm like yea.....

....and then got the beer anyway.

markell · 04-01-2004, 10:26 PM

i bet if the "darkies" read this they'd whoop your ass

pushpills · 04-01-2004, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by markell
i bet if the "darkies" read this they'd whoop your ass

black folks consider me a loveable white guy, for some reason.

pushpills · 04-01-2004, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL

bad boys bad boys
Wutcha gonna do when they don't catch you

gfy

detoxed · 04-01-2004, 10:58 PM

damn I just go in the store and buy the beer, wtf I dont get carded

bufferover · 04-01-2004, 11:06 PM

Gee that's realy sux

insanesurfer · 04-01-2004, 11:06 PM

Haven't you seen cops? They always get their man. They're coming for you

Oracle Porn · 04-01-2004, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
dude why is buying beer always an adventure for you

last time you cut yourself.........

just wait until he is gonna go get some vodka

that will be a trip.

Lonny · 04-01-2004, 11:14 PM

your just a regular wigger arnt you.

pushpills · 04-01-2004, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ikonworx
your just a regular wigger arnt you.

Associating with black folk doesn't make you a wigger. Talking like black folk makes you a wigger.

The Heron · 04-01-2004, 11:24 PM

Grow up kiddy, come back when your a man.

Manowar · 04-01-2004, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by r0nin

Sig too big

pushpills · 04-01-2004, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
damn I just go in the store and buy the beer, wtf I dont get carded

do you usually?

pushpills · 04-01-2004, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

just wait until he is gonna go get some vodka
that will be a trip.

yea I wonder if my problem factor increases with the proof of the alcohol

actually this is the only time ive ever been in anything like this, they just saw me and the black man in the alley so the rode up.

digifan · 04-01-2004, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL

beemk · 04-01-2004, 11:59 PM

nice work

pushpills · 04-02-2004, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
nice work

word

pushpills · 04-02-2004, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by insanesurfer
Haven't you seen cops? They always get their man. They're coming for you

...word

JulianSosa · 04-02-2004, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills
So once again I needed to stock up on some supplies, and no one thats 21 is around me tonight.

So...I go to get some booze from the blacks that hang around in this alley...waiting for kids to buy booze for.

I bought a bag off one black guy while the other ones went to get the beeer.

As soon as I bought the sack, 50 rolls in the alley and is like HEYYYY.

So they search me, didn't find it (was in my wallet...a lil bag of hydro) and waited for a bit for the other darkies to come with the beer so they could arrest us.

Well, we knew they were just sitting by the exit waiting....so....we all left together and walked toward my place. Can't arrest some people for walking together with beer.

We get near an alley towards my place, I grab the shit and head home. Cops 0, grogan 1.

50 cent rolled up on you dude?

KDizzla · 04-02-2004, 12:38 AM

What a dumb made up story.

pushpills · 04-02-2004, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KDizzla
What a dumb made up story.

yea that's just toooo wild of an adventure...

04-02-2004, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills

black folks consider me a loveable white guy, for some reason.

Wait til they find out you refer to them as "Darkies". Soon enough you'll be setup and beaten senseless!

pushpills · 04-02-2004, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack

Wait til they find out you refer to them as "Darkies". Soon enough you'll be setup and beaten senseless!

well...you may have noticed some things I say on a message board are things i wouldnt nessecarily say in real life

however i do like to make racial slurs, even though I really have no racial biast at all, certainly not to black people. mexcians maybe a little.

Mr. Marks · 04-02-2004, 12:54 AM

Good move Grogan!

ace0r · 04-02-2004, 12:54 AM

graduated from depaul not too long ago, when we were stuck w/o IDs all we had to do was drive down fullerton towards 90 and hit up the liqour store next to that burrito hut place, you can be 11 years old and walk out with bottles.

fuzebox · 04-02-2004, 01:57 AM

You bought beer and pot and had to evade the police?!

This is illegal?!

pushpills · 04-02-2004, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuzebox
You bought beer and pot and had to evade the police?!

This is illegal?!

for three more onths it is

stev0 · 04-02-2004, 02:15 AM

Nice! prohibition is lame... it's always good to hear a positive outcome.

kowntafit · 04-02-2004, 03:07 AM

I'm glad we don't have that 21 bullshit here, I had no trouble buying it when I was 16. It must really suck for you.

How much do you have to pay the darkies?

pushpills · 04-02-2004, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kowntafit
I'm glad we don't have that 21 bullshit here, I had no trouble buying it when I was 16. It must really suck for you.

How much do you have to pay the darkies?

Oh I'd still rather live here, it's not too bad

I had a fake, but now its gone but I can still go to a decent amount of bars where I know people who work there, for 3 more months.

I pay the darkies 5 bucks.

pimplink · 04-02-2004, 04:12 AM

Man, no one can beat that!

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