Sweet....I evaded the cops AND got the beer and pot.
 

So once again I needed to stock up on some supplies, and no one thats 21 is around me tonight.


So...I go to get some booze from the blacks that hang around in this alley...waiting for kids to buy booze for.


I bought a bag off one black guy while the other ones went to get the beeer.

As soon as I bought the sack, 50 rolls in the alley and is like HEYYYY.


So they search me, didn't find it (was in my wallet...a lil bag of hydro) and waited for a bit for the other darkies to come with the beer so they could arrest us.

Well, we knew they were just sitting by the exit waiting....so....we all left together and walked toward my place. Can't arrest some people for walking together with beer.


We get near an alley towards my place, I grab the shit and head home. Cops 0, grogan 1.

:glugglug

...i hear a knock at the door.

Don't count them out yet.

Just listen for the heavy knock on the door in a few hours

:helpme

Haha, WTG man!!! Cops suck!

that's O.G.! :)

I heard a knock at the do'

...come on in ho.


:glugglug

Your cool you hang out with black people man ... Their face is impossible to see in your dark but yours can still shine ... And you are the one that evaded the 5-0 ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

man, you outwitted them! you're a f***in' genius!

dude why is buying beer always an adventure for you:1orglaugh

last time you cut yourself.........

I know, bad things happen when I go on a beer run!


Oh well.


The funny thing was the cop said "So you go to Depaul you must be a smart guy...just not smart enough to get beer huh eheh"

I'm like yea.....


....and then got the beer anyway. :321GFY

i bet if the "darkies" read this they'd whoop your ass

black folks consider me a loveable white guy, for some reason.

bad boys bad boys
Wutcha gonna do when they don't catch you

gfy

damn I just go in the store and buy the beer, wtf I dont get carded

Gee that's realy sux

Haven't you seen cops? They always get their man. They're coming for you:winkwink:

just wait until he is gonna go get some vodka :1orglaugh
that will be a trip.

your just a regular wigger arnt you.

Associating with black folk doesn't make you a wigger. Talking like black folk makes you a wigger.

Grow up kiddy, come back when your a man.

Sig too big :warning

do you usually?

yea I wonder if my problem factor increases with the proof of the alcohol



actually this is the only time ive ever been in anything like this, they just saw me and the black man in the alley so the rode up.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nice work

word

...word

50 cent rolled up on you dude?

What a dumb made up story. :321GFY

yea that's just toooo wild of an adventure...


:helpme

Wait til they find out you refer to them as "Darkies". Soon enough you'll be setup and beaten senseless!

well...you may have noticed some things I say on a message board are things i wouldnt nessecarily say in real life



however i do like to make racial slurs, even though I really have no racial biast at all, certainly not to black people. mexcians maybe a little.


:glugglug

Good move Grogan!

graduated from depaul not too long ago, when we were stuck w/o IDs all we had to do was drive down fullerton towards 90 and hit up the liqour store next to that burrito hut place, you can be 11 years old and walk out with bottles.

You bought beer and pot and had to evade the police?! :eek7

This is illegal?!

for three more onths it is

Nice! prohibition is lame... it's always good to hear a positive outcome.

I'm glad we don't have that 21 bullshit here, I had no trouble buying it when I was 16. It must really suck for you.

How much do you have to pay the darkies?

Oh I'd still rather live here, it's not too bad

I had a fake, but now its gone but I can still go to a decent amount of bars where I know people who work there, for 3 more months.


I pay the darkies 5 bucks.

Man, no one can beat that!:winkwink: