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nnk · 04-02-2004, 07:49 AM

boring

Thomas1007 · 04-02-2004, 07:51 AM

ok who has coffee?

nnk · 04-02-2004, 08:37 AM

ZzzzzzZZzzzzZZzzzz some moderator here please

Kicker · 04-02-2004, 08:40 AM

Very smart

nnk · 04-02-2004, 08:43 AM

If you leave now you will save your life

cool1 · 04-02-2004, 08:44 AM

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House," in French, is feminine-"la mansion."

"Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "...What gender is computer?..."

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary.

So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

SlickCash Sarah · 04-02-2004, 08:47 AM

Did I win

Webasic · 04-02-2004, 08:51 AM

Thomas1007 · 04-02-2004, 08:51 AM

Nope no winner yet

Xtremely Yummy · 04-02-2004, 09:46 AM

that xbox is mine

Thomas1007 · 04-02-2004, 09:54 AM

mpulse · 04-02-2004, 10:01 AM

I win!

Thomas1007 · 04-02-2004, 10:21 AM

kalen · 04-02-2004, 10:25 AM

whee heres a reply

maxdaname · 04-02-2004, 10:27 AM

Thomas1007 · 04-02-2004, 10:51 AM

nope me

thediablo · 04-02-2004, 10:51 AM

i guess i win

DarkJedi · 04-02-2004, 10:54 AM

You can stop posting morans.
It was an April Fools thread.

Odie · 04-02-2004, 10:56 AM

focker!!!

maxjohan · 04-02-2004, 10:56 AM

Not BAD!!

Thomas1007 · 04-02-2004, 10:57 AM

DarkJedi · 04-02-2004, 11:12 AM

I WON.

EOT.

Thomas1007 · 04-02-2004, 11:14 AM

well was good for my post count at least

kalen · 04-02-2004, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House," in French, is feminine-"la mansion."

"Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "...What gender is computer?..."

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary.

So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

How do you figure the women won, now?

yuvalus · 04-02-2004, 12:19 PM

very funny joke

MT_Butterfly · 04-02-2004, 12:30 PM

This is a nice April Fools joke. ;)

thediablo · 04-02-2004, 12:35 PM

Whateva,

did i win?

Dirtydee · 04-02-2004, 01:50 PM

How is that possible?

AudreyLive · 04-02-2004, 02:19 PM

One more post here :D

Cabo · 04-02-2004, 04:36 PM

This one can't die

icione · 04-02-2004, 04:41 PM

hello all

Vendzilla · 04-02-2004, 04:43 PM

This was some boring reading

icione · 04-02-2004, 04:48 PM

thediablo · 04-02-2004, 04:52 PM

April fools BUMP!

okny · 04-02-2004, 04:53 PM

Owned! to all that wasted about 30 hours of their lives in this thread

Horny Dude · 04-02-2004, 05:05 PM

GSpotShawn · 04-02-2004, 05:07 PM

did I win? ;)

Cabo · 04-02-2004, 05:33 PM

Nope

tranza · 04-02-2004, 06:55 PM

Reply #2

tranza · 04-02-2004, 06:56 PM

Reply #3

tranza · 04-02-2004, 06:58 PM

Reply #4

AudreyLive · 04-02-2004, 06:59 PM

A post here

tranza · 04-02-2004, 07:00 PM

Reply #5

AudreyLive · 04-02-2004, 07:00 PM

another one

tranza · 04-02-2004, 07:04 PM

Reply #6

SureFire · 04-02-2004, 07:04 PM

AudreyLive · 04-02-2004, 07:04 PM

tranza · 04-02-2004, 07:08 PM

Reply #7

AudreyLive · 04-02-2004, 07:08 PM

Reply #8

tranza · 04-02-2004, 07:14 PM

Reply #8

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cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. "House," in French, is feminine-"la mansion." "Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le crayon." One puzzled student asked, "...What gender is computer?..." The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation. The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it. The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won. __________________

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