100 pet peeves

i love my dick, and many women have told me it's the perfect size.

tgp cheaters?

i just made my first 100 reply, woohoo :D

pouring a bowl of cereal, and then finding out you're out of milk?

I have not read the posts but if you're anything like me..I would say ignorance :)

if it itches scratch it.

why would someone slide their knuckles across a cheese grater? ewwww

Is it flying Southwest Airlines?

kids driving by the house late at night with those loud fuckin car steros going boom boom rattle fuckin hate those punks

well one time the cheese slipped and I grated my knuckles, i fuckin hated it :1orglaugh

not sure which you're referring to so i'll cover both.

if it's cigerettes I'm not keen on them. I'm alergic to cig smoke and when around it I get cold like symptoms.

if it's gay men you're refering to I have no problem with them as I'm confortable with my own sexuality and I'm proud to say I have many gay male friends.

nothing pisses you off ?

not soo much of a problem for my setup.

never had that happen. I'm a big milk drinker and there's always milk onhand here

ther'es nothing inherently wrong with ignorance - and it's soooo fun to fuck with ignorant people

dunk a cookie in the milk, and the fuckin thing breaks and sinks to the bottom of the glass?

never flown southwest before

people guessing what pisses you off?

You probably wouldn't like it.

mosquito bites?

doesn't happen where I live - you need to find a better neighborhood

200 channels and still nothing worth watching?

i live in a nice gated community... but cant stop the damn kids driving by

lots pisses me off - noone's guessed it yet

when the ketchup just wont fuckin come out of the bottle?

that does piss me off, but not more than anything else

when a new 2 litre bottle of coke, dr pepper, pepsi whatever goes flat?

tap it on the bottom on a slight angle and it'll come.

Sig whores and wannabee sig whores (only post a smiley every now and then to get a higher post count)

600 channels here

and yep - that happens OFTEN and it DOES piss me off.

they piss me off

Somebody forgot to fill up the ice tray in the freezer?

when the dog decides it needs to go outside in the middle of the night, or early in the morning?

i buy cans to avoid that - always fresh

I love Southwest, cheap and the workers are super friendly :thumbsup

someone ate all the good chips and just left the small broken ones in the bag?

sig market is dead now- sig whores will disappear and have started to disappear

when toilet seat isnt down?

my fridge does it automaticlaly - there's a water and ice dispenser in the door - maybe you should buy a better fridge

oh oh i got it

when the fuckin propane tank runs empty right in the middle of cooking the perfect steaks

Black people?

i usually leave it up

skufty's got dog door to a safe fensed in area - he can go out anytime he wants without bugging me.

when you get out of bed, and step on the condom you used last night?

it's usually me that leaves the crumbs

Just for your knowledge...every asshole in the USA does that...its far from original and far from funny..

We usually take those numbers home with us for some 4 AM wake up calls

i keep a spare full and ready just in case - 10 second fix.

i don't know a lot of black people but the ones I do know are smart, sucessful and great people that I'm proud to call friends. I'm sure there's some bad black people out there though - I just havn't met them yet.

i don't use condoms anymore

is it SPAM?

or maybe people who have bigger bank accounts than you? if not, how about if they are younger than you and not only have more money but also have perfect health ;)