having the search feature disabled here?

I don't have you on ignore, I thought you had me on ignore.

Snow?

no grass for a month or so - just got rid of the snow

You and I both, I like making them think they're about to get a big sale then just hang up.

I get them all the time to my home phone but never on my cell phone.

do you?

i'm not a big beer drinker and I love juicy

I'm smart enough to say "no" to that

:1orglaugh

Stepping in moose poo?

like to say i've never had that - but everyone's been sick before at some point....

if i REALLy wanted to loose weight I would put my mind to it and do it.

getting up in the moring and having to lift up your gut only to see a small penis?

sorry, had to say it.

That they stop Delivering Pizzas at 11pm?

you lost me??????

dont know about you, but nothing pisses me off worse than incompetance

people having a job and being to stupid or not caring enough to do it properly... pisses me off worse than anything else... and the sad thing is, incompetant people are everywhere you fuckin go

I lost you?

oh fat an Happy eh?

red x's? im seeing one in your sig right now

i use to deliver until 2am... im a soldier :)

i often surf with sigs off so i don't care.

havn't had too much troube with hotel staff.... but everyone's had their little incidents in their lives.

nope

that is mildly anoying

me?? :(

world would be crushed if so

can't snowmobile without snow

i play along and then ask them if they're naked - they usually hang up.

I do the Seinfeld thing.. Ask them if I can get their home number so I can call them later... If they say no I say "Well I suppose you don't want some stranger calling you at home" :1orglaugh

Never fails...

havn't done that but i did see a moose caw and her two cubs last fall while quading. awesome moment - watched them for a while too.

it made me sad when i heard some fucking inidian went into that wildlife reserve and shot it. it was supposed to be a protected area but the natives don't respect that or the hunting seasons. someone needs to shoot a few of them.

I like that one, it works ;)

well I'd love to stick around for the third page guys, but I got work to do.. so I'm gonna just close the browser and try not to look back.. lol

i have a full length mirror by my bed so i can see my penis without having to bend or move my gut when i stand up

can't get any delivery here for anything ;(

lol, fair 'nuff

Not having enough time to sleep?

if you secretly expect everyone to be stupid and not capable of doing anything then when they do achomplish something you're happy

yep

HAHA that's a good one. :thumbsup

yep

nope

stale donuts?

i usually sleep in till noon, i don't use an alarm clock as i don't need to get up at any certain time

I know! I know!


Is it McDonalds cancelling the Super Size program?

Common already, let's hear it..

When Krispy Kream runs out of your favorites?

i rarly eat donuts - only time in the last 10 years I had them was last jan in vegas for 2-3 days when i had my first krispy Kremes.

there no krispy kreme in manitoba here so it's not even an option to consider.

people talking on cellphones, and not paying attention while driving?

your dick? :1orglaugh

noone was even close

yay! :)

i got rear ended by a guy doing that 10 years ago.

itchy feet?

sliding your knuckles across the cheese grater?

fagz