I can't control this paranoia

I am PussyMan :)

they haven't met! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

I'll have to get a show biz lawyer

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Kill smash smash thrill spill drive fight bite trap scream tear

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Tent! Tent! Tent! Tent!

A. Humpme Dumpme :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

You'll be laughing like a lunatic

That just got away

A. More leg-room! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Howling like a hypocrite

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? :mad: :ak47: *-

At an auto-da-fe

:ak47: :ak47: :ak47:

I'm gonna get you in my tent tent tent tent tent

ummm....this shit still going strong..crazy shit...i tell ya:1orglaugh did i miss anyting in the previous 70 or so posts???? :D

We'll find out where the woozle went went went went went

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? :mad: :ak47: *-

We'll fill his footprints with cement ment ment ment

A. Fertilized :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Who is the winer? :Graucho

We'll dance the tango in my tent

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? :mad: :ak47: *-

[Repeat many times and fade]

A. More headroom :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

*"nc" indicates no chord is to be played.

**Seventh chords can be substituted for

A. Because everyone gets a turn. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

the C and G chords throughout the song,

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. :mad: :ak47: *-

since the song generally has a very "seventh"

More...! :warning

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

feel about it. Experiment for yourself!

A. The more you bang it :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

The party was nice the party was pumping