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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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DING! :mad: :ak47: *-
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she has to lick other people's fingers! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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She said :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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she went home and got 16 friends :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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but its cheap :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. Between the two of us :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. How does a blonde part their hair? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. Nothing :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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they haven't met! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. Humpme Dumpme :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. More leg-room! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. They chip their teeth. :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. Fertilized :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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ban him
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A. More headroom :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. Because everyone gets a turn. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. The more you bang it :mad: :ak47: *-
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the looser it gets! :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. Frosted Flakes :mad: :ak47: *-
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