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Old 05-21-2004, 12:48 PM   #4451
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. . . you use Jawas for a drink holders.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:49 PM   #4452
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:49 PM   #4453
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. . . you fight with a lightsaber in one hand and a spit cup in the other.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:50 PM   #4454
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. . . you use a Jedi mind trick to stop the beer truck.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:50 PM   #4455
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:51 PM   #4456
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. . . you use your Jedi healing powers to clear up your V.D.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:51 PM   #4457
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the easier they are to pick up.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:51 PM   #4458
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. . . you think the best use of your lightsaber is picking your teeth.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:51 PM   #4459
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Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:52 PM   #4460
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:52 PM   #4461
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. . . you ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:52 PM   #4462
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:53 PM   #4463
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Smokey can u come over and put your tongue in my asshole?
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:53 PM   #4464
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. . . your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:53 PM   #4465
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:53 PM   #4466
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:53 PM   #4467
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Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:54 PM   #4468
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. . . at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:54 PM   #4469
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A. Play ball!
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:55 PM   #4470
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:55 PM   #4471
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. . . you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:55 PM   #4472
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:56 PM   #4473
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. . . . you can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:56 PM   #4474
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:56 PM   #4475
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:56 PM   #4476
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. . . you think Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:56 PM   #4477
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:57 PM   #4478
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:57 PM   #4479
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:57 PM   #4480
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:58 PM   #4481
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:58 PM   #4482
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:58 PM   #4483
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that was pretty bad
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:59 PM   #4485
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:59 PM   #4486
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. . . your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
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Old 05-21-2004, 01:00 PM   #4489
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Old 05-21-2004, 01:00 PM   #4490
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Old 05-21-2004, 01:00 PM   #4491
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Old 05-21-2004, 01:00 PM   #4492
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Old 05-21-2004, 01:01 PM   #4493
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Old 05-21-2004, 01:01 PM   #4494
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Old 05-21-2004, 01:02 PM   #4495
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Old 05-21-2004, 01:02 PM   #4496
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Old 05-21-2004, 01:03 PM   #4497
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