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05-22-2004, 07:02 AM
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05-22-2004, 07:04 AM
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Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' |
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05-22-2004, 07:04 AM
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C.R.E.A.M
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05-22-2004, 07:05 AM
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 For sale : Twin beds  |
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05-22-2004, 07:06 AM
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 How do you tell an old man?  |
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05-22-2004, 07:07 AM
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 An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died  |
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05-22-2004, 07:08 AM
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 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' |
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05-22-2004, 07:09 AM
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#7408 |
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 Why does an elephant have four feet?  |
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05-22-2004, 07:10 AM
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Anatomy is something everybody's got  |
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05-22-2004, 07:10 AM
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omfg
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05-22-2004, 07:11 AM
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 What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?  |
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05-22-2004, 07:11 AM
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#7412 |
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05-22-2004, 07:13 AM
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 Why do women get periods?  |
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05-22-2004, 07:13 AM
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 Why did the punk cross the road?  |
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05-22-2004, 07:14 AM
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 How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? |
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05-22-2004, 07:16 AM
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Only one. To slam the car boot shut.  |
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05-22-2004, 07:16 AM
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 There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'  |
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05-22-2004, 07:16 AM
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Confirmed User
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spank
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05-22-2004, 07:17 AM
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Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember  |
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05-22-2004, 07:19 AM
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The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' |
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05-22-2004, 07:20 AM
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The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'  |
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05-22-2004, 07:20 AM
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The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'  |
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05-22-2004, 07:22 AM
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The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' |
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05-22-2004, 07:23 AM
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 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? |
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05-22-2004, 07:24 AM
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 It's ass.  |
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05-22-2004, 07:25 AM
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:D What's brown and sticky?
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05-22-2004, 07:26 AM
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 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? |
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05-22-2004, 07:27 AM
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I'd cross the hottest desert |
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05-22-2004, 07:28 AM
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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. |
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05-22-2004, 07:29 AM
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It was so cold |
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05-22-2004, 07:30 AM
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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?  |
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05-22-2004, 07:31 AM
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders.  |
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05-22-2004, 07:32 AM
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 Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'  |
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05-22-2004, 07:33 AM
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 For sale : Twin beds  |
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05-22-2004, 07:34 AM
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#7435 |
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How do you tell an old man? |
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05-22-2004, 07:35 AM
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#7436 |
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It isn't hard.  |
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05-22-2004, 07:36 AM
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 An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died  |
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05-22-2004, 07:37 AM
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'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' |
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05-22-2004, 07:38 AM
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#7439 |
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Because it would look silly with six inches. |
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05-22-2004, 07:39 AM
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 Anatomy is something everybody's got |
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05-22-2004, 07:39 AM
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if you arent promoting http://www.10dollarcash.com you are a fuckin moron |
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05-22-2004, 07:40 AM
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#7442 |
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? |
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05-22-2004, 07:40 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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what the?
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05-22-2004, 07:40 AM
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Darling. |
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05-22-2004, 07:42 AM
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#7445 |
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Because they deserve them. |
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05-22-2004, 07:43 AM
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#7446 |
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Because he was stapled to the chickens back. |
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05-22-2004, 07:43 AM
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#7447 |
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 Why did the punk cross the road? |
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05-22-2004, 07:44 AM
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#7448 |
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Only one. To slam the car boot shut. |
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05-22-2004, 07:44 AM
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Confirmed User
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if you arent promoting http://www.10dollarcash.com you are a fuckin moron |
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05-22-2004, 07:44 AM
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