:Oh crap There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :ticking

:Oh crap Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :stoned

:xomunch Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :rainfro

:evil-laug A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :1orglaugh

:smokin The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :ak47:

:girl The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :Graucho

:eek7 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :Note

:1orglaugh What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

:thumbsup It's ass. :karaoke

:Graucho A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :Buck:

:fart What's brown and sticky? :angel

:rasta A stick. :rasta

:arcadefre What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :tongue:

great.... another bot... my chances of winning are dwindling.

:rainfro If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :zzwhip

:drinkup I'd cross the hottest desert :zzwhip

:waaaaahh You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :hi

:eatmouse It was so cold :spawn

:glugglug the town flasher ran up and described himself. :hi

:xomunch What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :arcadefre