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SEXYBIATCH · 03-30-2004, 01:23 PM

Two Blondes were doing some carpentry
work on a house. first blond was nailing down house siding,
she would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and
either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
the other blond, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
"Why are you throwing those nails away?" The first blond explained,
"When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have
the head on the wrong end so I throw them away."the second blond
got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't
defective!They're for the other side of the house!."

PiksalDesign · 03-30-2004, 01:25 PM

blonde jokes = priceless

Screaming · 03-30-2004, 01:27 PM

lmao, gotta love blondes

TomWaits · 03-30-2004, 01:30 PM

Hehe.. a good one.. here's another one, but no hot blondes this time, but still very funny

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.
The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing."

The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans.

After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face. "This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans."

The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they accepted his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street.

"Look," he said, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?"

"A freakin' quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No way, dude. We quit!" And the old man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days.

-- This is one of my faworites

lol

Edguy! · 03-30-2004, 02:13 PM

I'm blonde, but uber clever, go figure...

Lykos · 03-30-2004, 02:37 PM

Basic_man · 03-30-2004, 02:38 PM

Mouhahaha, funny!

DreamCumTrue · 03-30-2004, 02:39 PM

LOL both very funny

03-30-2004, 01:23 PM	#1
SEXYBIATCH Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 39	Two Blondes Two Blondes were doing some carpentry work on a house. first blond was nailing down house siding, she would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. the other blond, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?" The first blond explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end so I throw them away."the second blond got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective!They're for the other side of the house!."

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03-30-2004, 01:30 PM	#4
TomWaits Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 112	Hehe.. a good one.. here's another one, but no hot blondes this time, but still very funny A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action. The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing." The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans. After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face. "This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans." The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they accepted his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street. "Look," he said, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?" "A freakin' quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No way, dude. We quit!" And the old man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days. -- This is one of my faworites lol

03-30-2004, 02:39 PM	#8
DreamCumTrue Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,985	LOL both very funny