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Jman · 03-30-2004, 01:19 PM

If this guy is for real, well he's got the big KAOUNAS ;-)

http://bash.org/?261931

#261931 +(322)- [X]

Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

candyflip · 03-30-2004, 01:21 PM

That's what I would have done too. No need in getting it all over the family and breakfast table Trainspotting style.

Vic Lagina · 03-30-2004, 01:22 PM

I have to admit...that's kinda funny.

On the flip side, he exposed her to e coli , which isn't that funny.

So I am torn between

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Screaming · 03-30-2004, 01:32 PM

thats horrible and i cant beleive he did it

detoxed · 03-30-2004, 01:33 PM

smart man

ElvisManson · 03-30-2004, 01:35 PM

http://www.bash.org/?257265

#257265 +(121)- [X]

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allcuishpa - "CATCH!"

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Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 03-30-2004, 01:36 PM

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

that SHIT would have fucking sucked... lmfao just think how she felt in the morning, prolly hung herself cuz she thought she shit on the dude.. LLOOLOLOLLO

Lace · 03-30-2004, 01:42 PM

LOLOL Thats pretty disgusting.

AVM · 03-30-2004, 01:54 PM

I was thinking this story was bullshit - "Picking up your own shit", I mean who would do that. Up and till the point I read he smeared it on the girl. Then I realized just how realistic that is - I know I would.

03-30-2004, 01:19 PM	#1
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,790	True Love.... NOT If this guy is for real, well he's got the big KAOUNAS ;-) http://bash.org/?261931 #261931 +(322)- [X] Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story? Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed. Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies. Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her. __________________ email: [email protected] Best AI Affiliate Program Niche Dating Program PPS! FantasyXXX.AI Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

03-30-2004, 01:22 PM	#3
Vic Lagina Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: West Palm Beach Posts: 1,409	I have to admit...that's kinda funny. On the flip side, he exposed her to e coli , which isn't that funny. So I am torn between and __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

03-30-2004, 01:36 PM	#7
Jeff aka NIGHTfall Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida Posts: 5,162	LMFAO!!!!!!!! that SHIT would have fucking sucked... lmfao just think how she felt in the morning, prolly hung herself cuz she thought she shit on the dude.. LLOOLOLOLLO __________________ Register Now For PimpinPays.com

03-30-2004, 01:42 PM	#8
Lace Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 16,116	LOLOL Thats pretty disgusting. __________________ Your Paysite Partner Strength In Numbers! StickyDollars \| RadicalCash \| KennysPennies \| HomegrownCash

03-30-2004, 01:21 PM	#2
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	That's what I would have done too. No need in getting it all over the family and breakfast table Trainspotting style. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

03-30-2004, 01:32 PM	#4
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	thats horrible and i cant beleive he did it

03-30-2004, 01:33 PM	#5
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	smart man

03-30-2004, 01:35 PM	#6
ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	http://www.bash.org/?257265 #257265 +(121)- [X] allcuishpa - they should do a crossover with ******* and goatse allcuishpa - "CATCH!" damn I love that site.

03-30-2004, 01:54 PM	#9
AVM Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: South Florida. Posts: 1,890	I was thinking this story was bullshit - "Picking up your own shit", I mean who would do that. Up and till the point I read he smeared it on the girl. Then I realized just how realistic that is - I know I would.