True Love.... NOT
 

If this guy is for real, well he's got the big KAOUNAS ;-)

http://bash.org/?261931

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Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's what I would have done too. No need in getting it all over the family and breakfast table Trainspotting style.

I have to admit...that's kinda funny.

On the flip side, he exposed her to e coli , which isn't that funny.

So I am torn between :1orglaugh and :throwup

thats horrible and i cant beleive he did it:throwup

smart man

http://www.bash.org/?257265


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allcuishpa - they should do a crossover with ******* and goatse
allcuishpa - "CATCH!"

damn I love that site.



:glugglug

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

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that SHIT would have fucking sucked... lmfao just think how she felt in the morning, prolly hung herself cuz she thought she shit on the dude.. LLOOLOLOLLO

LOLOL Thats pretty disgusting. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I was thinking this story was bullshit - "Picking up your own shit", I mean who would do that. Up and till the point I read he smeared it on the girl. Then I realized just how realistic that is - I know I would.